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« on: September 21, 2018, 09:08:48 PM »
Ideas to make tons of cash, but someone has to do it.  I gift these to the world.

Rewrite the Lord of the Ring trilogy as told by Donald Trump.  In fact tell any fantasy story as Donald.




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Re: Free Money
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2018, 09:10:59 PM »
App that tells you if what you wearing looks stupid or not.

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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2018, 09:13:31 PM »
App that automatically remembers that clever well quip you had last night.

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Re: Free Money
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Re: Free Money
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2018, 09:15:23 PM »
Netflix for booze.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2018, 09:18:21 PM »
haircuts but they come to my house and you get them off an uber app

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« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2018, 09:18:52 PM »
haircuts but they come to my house and you get them off an uber app

and tailors

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2018, 09:19:13 PM »
Non addictive heroin.

Cocaine that actually makes you interesting/smarter.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2018, 09:19:28 PM »
haircuts but they come to my house and you get them off an uber app

and tailors
Yes, maybe even dry cleaners.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2018, 09:20:27 PM »
haircuts but they come to my house and you get them off an uber app

and tailors

and people to iron clothes (if the tailor doesn't also provide that service which any entrepreneurial tailor will)

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2018, 09:20:49 PM »
haircuts but they come to my house and you get them off an uber app

and tailors

and people to iron clothes (if the tailor doesn't also provide that service which any entrepreneurial tailor will)

and people to cook my food

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« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2018, 09:21:15 PM »
haircuts but they come to my house and you get them off an uber app

and tailors

and people to iron clothes (if the tailor doesn't also provide that service which any entrepreneurial tailor will)

and people to cook my food

and mow my yard. uber app that yard kid.

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« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2018, 09:21:55 PM »
haircuts but they come to my house and you get them off an uber app

and tailors

and people to iron clothes (if the tailor doesn't also provide that service which any entrepreneurial tailor will)

and people to cook my food

and mow my yard. uber app that yard kid.

and general handyman stuff. just uber some dude to drywall a thing or fix my leaking deal. whatever.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2018, 09:22:17 PM »
Uber app to wash my car.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2018, 09:22:35 PM »
honestly if you just say "Uber for *********" I'd use the living eff out of it

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2018, 09:23:35 PM »
I used to say "Amazon for *******" but now amazon actually sells every one of those things so they obviously read my posts.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2018, 09:23:36 PM »
Air BnB for partying/throwing ragers.

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« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2018, 09:24:06 PM »
Air BnB for partying/throwing ragers.

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« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2018, 09:24:21 PM »
Just buy any crypto and fork it = free money!
"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2018, 09:26:19 PM »
Uber where they pack up stuff and ship to where ever you're flying so you never have luggage but you have everything you want.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2018, 09:27:36 PM »
App that shadow bans Bitcoin dweebs.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2018, 09:28:34 PM »
bitcoin but for non-annoying people

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2018, 09:29:52 PM »
moving company but you don't have to talk to them and tell them where to put stuff

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« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2018, 09:30:25 PM »
pizza hut but they just put it on the front step and don't ring the bell or look at you

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #24 on: September 21, 2018, 09:30:59 PM »
App that detects when your drunk enough to want a heater and delivers one to you so you don't have to but a whole goddamn pack of pyramids.