What are games like at City Auditorium? Well just imagine sitting with your best buds/family poking fun of the other team and the refs for two hours while watching your favorite team in all the land bring joy to all who attend. Since we do not follow the tradition of group chants, most one liner jokes are heard by all. Funny jokes like calling refs “footlocker”, telling opposing players their missed dunk was on Ustream & seen by everyone’s grandma, and mocking player’s sound effects are heard echoing the CA. Last Saturday was the last game the Mccers would play in the MHK for this 2013-2014 season. The refs defiantly made it a great one to go to. Both teams were in the bonus faster than it takes to read Jude. We were also blessed with four technical fouls, and all of them made as much since as Revelations. Despite it being evident that the stripes received some darics from Baptist Bible, we annihilated the Patriots. That win gave us the #1 seed in the region.
For those that do not know, The Midwest Christian College Conference Title runs through Manhattan KS. We clinched our #8thStraight conference championship after beating Calvary by 70x7. Well not by that much, but I could not think of a fun Bible joke about beating a team by 60 points. Skinny, Ozark was as clutch as your flight. They slapped us in the face with some fortunate 3-balls in the 1st half to grab a 44-42
lead at intermission. We decided to not turn the other cheek and absolutely piss pound them in the final 10 minutes of the 2nd half. In the last 8 years we have reined king over the MCCC, we have had a 79-5 conference record. It has been amazing to be a wild crusader fan during the Eight Years of Epikrátisi(Greek for Dominance)
Every king has their Bathsheba, ours is post season tournaments. This senior class has not ever won a post season tournament. We have three chances to make that seem like an outdated law. The first one comes this weekend. Sometimes I joke that some teams we play should just be called byes, but in all seriousness, due Nebrasketball Christian no longer aligning themselves with the MCCC, we got a first round bye. The 2nd annual MCCC Bracket will be updated after tomorrow’s intense non-scholarship bible college basketball games.
Roll ‘saders.
