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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #150 on: August 31, 2014, 08:36:53 PM »
Arkansas was hanging pretty tough there for a while.  Then we started hitting them hard and the lightning struck.  During the weather delay, Auburn did something while Arkansas pumped the jams and CRUSHED a bunch of PBJs in their locker room.  After that, Auburn crushed the fightin' Beilieamaiamas.

How will KSU adapt?  What type of sandwich will ya'll (The South!) bring to the game?

Won't have to adapt; LHC Bill Snyder invented your offense.

Malzahn was coaching high school like five years ago.

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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #151 on: September 01, 2014, 01:39:37 AM »
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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #152 on: September 01, 2014, 02:19:32 AM »
Arkansas was hanging pretty tough there for a while.  Then we started hitting them hard and the lightning struck.  During the weather delay, Auburn did something while Arkansas pumped the jams and CRUSHED a bunch of PBJs in their locker room.  After that, Auburn crushed the fightin' Beilieamaiamas.

How will KSU adapt?  What type of sandwich will ya'll (The South!) bring to the game?

The PBJ injection is interesting if true. That said, no matter.

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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #153 on: September 01, 2014, 03:18:17 PM »
Snyder fed the cats 6 pats of butter per just to slow them down against the Paul Bunyons. Also, he probably held back 2 DITRs just to surprise the Tigers. When that play book gets opened up completely, the cats will win by 4.


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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #154 on: September 01, 2014, 03:18:51 PM »
Malzahn was coaching high school like five years ago.

True story!  He maps his offensive plays with colored (not racist) sharpies, it's something we're not proud of.  His wife is also bats hit (autocorrected) crazy!

Also, while Malzahn was coaching high school not too long ago, it's well known that HCBS is a long time middle school substitute.  He's not the cool sub either, he's a hardass, demanding perfection when diagramming sentences*.

* true motivation for substitute teaching is to scope calf potential
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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #155 on: September 01, 2014, 04:57:26 PM »
I would feed the guys lobster rolls, now that's a tasty sandwich


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #156 on: September 01, 2014, 05:05:21 PM »
I would feed the guys lobster rolls, now that's a tasty sandwich

You, sir, have impeccable taste in sandwiches.

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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #157 on: September 01, 2014, 07:25:54 PM »
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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #158 on: September 04, 2014, 11:42:10 PM »
two weeks from tonight i am going to burn aggieville to the ground

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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #159 on: September 05, 2014, 02:37:51 PM »
two weeks from tonight i am going to burn aggieville to the ground

from unadulterated happiness!  :surprised:

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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #160 on: September 05, 2014, 02:44:10 PM »
two weeks from tonight i am going to burn aggieville to the ground
i really hope to meet you, definitely on the ole bucket list

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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #161 on: September 05, 2014, 02:45:21 PM »
two weeks from tonight i am going to burn aggieville to the ground
i really hope to meet you, definitely on the ole bucket list
lulz. That will never happen.

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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #162 on: September 05, 2014, 09:09:25 PM »
fanning is so obsessed with me you guys

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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #163 on: September 05, 2014, 09:43:47 PM »
I would love to throw some back with stud poster KC
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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #164 on: September 05, 2014, 09:45:12 PM »
some pickled eggs at the lou

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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #165 on: September 05, 2014, 09:48:43 PM »
I would love to throw some back with stud poster KC

i want nothing more
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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #166 on: September 06, 2014, 12:03:25 AM »
Who thinks Wacky and KC know each other?

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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #167 on: September 06, 2014, 08:07:08 AM »
Man two weeks til I get to watch my Wild Wildcats,pimp slap the Tiggers and Pak my face off at the Bill .... Pretty excited you guys....

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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #168 on: September 06, 2014, 11:36:59 AM »
we are going to get destroyed.  we can't even handle isu's  d-line.

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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #169 on: September 06, 2014, 11:44:23 AM »
i hope auburn isn't good at running the ball

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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #170 on: September 06, 2014, 11:45:53 AM »
i hope auburn isn't good at running the ball

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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #171 on: September 06, 2014, 11:50:52 AM »
i hope auburn isn't good at football in general

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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #172 on: September 06, 2014, 12:12:00 PM »
i hope auburn's QB can't run

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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #173 on: September 06, 2014, 12:25:21 PM »
We're mumped.

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Re: Let's talk Auburn...
« Reply #174 on: September 06, 2014, 12:31:17 PM »
carnes was right all along.

good thing i added a couple more fantasy leagues this year. i'll just pretend the cats don't exist until basketball season
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."