Pissclams' HGTV Thread

[steve dave]

have you guys seen the vanilla ice flipping show? wut

[SkinnyBenny]

Oh man what about that episode of the Waco show where the wife designer lady got really excited about there being a bunch of old maps in the house's storage? And then they framed them and mounted them all weird. 

Know what I have learned from that show? Insanely cheap to get an absolute frackload of land and a huge house for next to nothing in Waco. Just next to nothing.

[Mrs. Gooch]

have you guys seen the vanilla ice flipping show? wut

I've only seen a little of it. Why does Vanilla Ice get a house flipping show?

[steve dave]

have you guys seen the vanilla ice flipping show? wut

I've only seen a little of it. Why does Vanilla Ice get a house flipping show?

I would love to see a bro v. bro episode where there is a surprise third bro and it's VI

[pissclams]

Who was the real estate guy in South Carolina that used fly a helicopter around?  He bought a minor league baseball team and put Josh Hamilton on it after Hamilton's burn-out in Tampa but before going to the Reds.  Maybe that show wasn't on HGTV.

A&E

[Mrs. Gooch]

Have you guys watched Buying the Bayou? Oh man. (I think it's on Discovery though so maybe wrong thread.)

[KSUblumpkin]

I think House Hunters is so last year.  Fixer Upper is a great show, but it needs less Baylor.  Property Brothers should really be Property Brother...that realtor bro is definitely riding the whole "my twin brother is the crap and I am just kind of here for the ride" train way too hard.  The show with the cousins and the block party jobs seems forced and finding the next design star show is one of the dumber shows I have watched on tv.  Love it or List it is the HGTV form of What Not To Wear and it sickens me. 

In general, HGTV needs more gardens and less Canada.

[pissclams]

I think House Hunters is so last year.  Fixer Upper is a great show, but it needs less Baylor.  Property Brothers should really be Property Brother...that realtor bro is definitely riding the whole "my twin brother is the crap and I am just kind of here for the ride" train way too hard.  The show with the cousins and the block party jobs seems forced and finding the next design star show is one of the dumber shows I have watched on tv.  Love it or List it is the HGTV form of What Not To Wear and it sickens me. 

In general, HGTV needs more gardens and less Canada.

you need to leave this thread and you need to shut the eff up.  whichever order you choose to do them in is really up to you.

[SkinnyBenny]

have you guys seen the vanilla ice flipping show? wut

I've only seen a little of it. Why does Vanilla Ice get a house flipping show?

I would love to see a bro v. bro episode where there is a surprise third bro and it's VI

There IS a surprise third bro 

Also they love improve comedy and I think have their own little for fun improve troupe. Pretty sure I read that somewhere.

Their wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Property_brothers   

[star seed 7]

This old house is very enjoyable, sd.

[KSUblumpkin]

I think House Hunters is so last year.  Fixer Upper is a great show, but it needs less Baylor.  Property Brothers should really be Property Brother...that realtor bro is definitely riding the whole "my twin brother is the crap and I am just kind of here for the ride" train way too hard.  The show with the cousins and the block party jobs seems forced and finding the next design star show is one of the dumber shows I have watched on tv.  Love it or List it is the HGTV form of What Not To Wear and it sickens me. 

In general, HGTV needs more gardens and less Canada.

you need to leave this thread and you need to shut the eff up.  whichever order you choose to do them in is really up to you.

My bad Pissclams.  Didn't mean to hit an HGTV nerve with you.  I've just been upset since Property Virgins got rid of Sandra Rinomato and I am just heart broken you know.  I know you weren't a fan, but she looks similar to Cindy Self and you know I'm all in on Operation Motor Boat Cindy.  Didn't mean to project on all other shows.  Thanks for helping me see the light.

Never been a My First Place fan, but I do enjoy some Dear Genevieve.  Also, renovation realities is a fave due to my last house being a fixer upper.

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Josh Temple hosting House Crashers is the best show.  I love Josh Temple.

[GoodForAnother]

this old house is great Sunday tv.

flip or flop is ok but it gets old quick. every episode is "oh this house is a disaster what are gonna do oh ok never mind we just made sixty thousand dollars"

[ChiComCat]

The bathroom crasher host was one of my favorites.  Temple isn't bad but is a bit over the top for me. 

Income property is underrated in this thread.

[Institutional Control]

I think House Hunters is so last year.  Fixer Upper is a great show, but it needs less Baylor.  Property Brothers should really be Property Brother...that realtor bro is definitely riding the whole "my twin brother is the crap and I am just kind of here for the ride" train way too hard.  The show with the cousins and the block party jobs seems forced and finding the next design star show is one of the dumber shows I have watched on tv.  Love it or List it is the HGTV form of What Not To Wear and it sickens me. 

In general, HGTV needs more gardens and less Canada.

you need to leave this thread and you need to shut the eff up.  whichever order you choose to do them in is really up to you.

My bad Pissclams.  Didn't mean to hit an HGTV nerve with you.  I've just been upset since Property Virgins got rid of Sandra Rinomato and I am just heart broken you know.  I know you weren't a fan, but she looks similar to Cindy Self and you know I'm all in on Operation Motor Boat Cindy.  Didn't mean to project on all other shows.  Thanks for helping me see the light.

Never been a My First Place fan, but I do enjoy some Dear Genevieve.  Also, renovation realities is a fave due to my last house being a fixer upper.

I think your mistake was your comments about Design Star.

[KSUblumpkin]

The bathroom crasher host was one of my favorites.  Temple isn't bad but is a bit over the top for me. 

Income property is underrated in this thread.

Agreed.  Income Property is a pretty solid show.  They make some pretty awesome apartments in those homes and the rent he suggests isn't that bad in some of the areas.

[KSUblumpkin]

I think House Hunters is so last year.  Fixer Upper is a great show, but it needs less Baylor.  Property Brothers should really be Property Brother...that realtor bro is definitely riding the whole "my twin brother is the crap and I am just kind of here for the ride" train way too hard.  The show with the cousins and the block party jobs seems forced and finding the next design star show is one of the dumber shows I have watched on tv.  Love it or List it is the HGTV form of What Not To Wear and it sickens me. 

In general, HGTV needs more gardens and less Canada.

you need to leave this thread and you need to shut the eff up.  whichever order you choose to do them in is really up to you.

My bad Pissclams.  Didn't mean to hit an HGTV nerve with you.  I've just been upset since Property Virgins got rid of Sandra Rinomato and I am just heart broken you know.  I know you weren't a fan, but she looks similar to Cindy Self and you know I'm all in on Operation Motor Boat Cindy.  Didn't mean to project on all other shows.  Thanks for helping me see the light.

Never been a My First Place fan, but I do enjoy some Dear Genevieve.  Also, renovation realities is a fave due to my last house being a fixer upper.

I think your mistake was your comments about Design Star.

Fair enough.  Design Star just isn't my thing.  I understand the concept, but HGTV to me is about the "common" person owning/buying a home and I can't get into finding another star every year when I really want to see gals and gents similar to me dealing with issues in a home that I have dealt with.

[Mrs. Gooch]

You know the HGTV Dream Home Contest? The people that win never get to keep the house because it is too expensive to pay the income tax plus all the property taxes and utilities.

Whenever I see the Dream Homes I always think about how I could subdivide the house to rent it out.

[steve dave]

Whenever I see the Dream Homes I always think about how I could subdivide the house to rent it out.

I always think about how I would visit it for like two weeks and then sell the living crap out of it.

[pissclams]

You know the HGTV Dream Home Contest? The people that win never get to keep the house because it is too expensive to pay the income tax plus all the property taxes and utilities.

Whenever I see the Dream Homes I always think about how I could subdivide the house to rent it out.

you can also take $1,050,000 + $250k + the denali instead of the house

[pissclams]

I think House Hunters is so last year.  Fixer Upper is a great show, but it needs less Baylor.  Property Brothers should really be Property Brother...that realtor bro is definitely riding the whole "my twin brother is the crap and I am just kind of here for the ride" train way too hard.  The show with the cousins and the block party jobs seems forced and finding the next design star show is one of the dumber shows I have watched on tv.  Love it or List it is the HGTV form of What Not To Wear and it sickens me. 

In general, HGTV needs more gardens and less Canada.

you need to leave this thread and you need to shut the eff up.  whichever order you choose to do them in is really up to you.

My bad Pissclams.  Didn't mean to hit an HGTV nerve with you.  I've just been upset since Property Virgins got rid of Sandra Rinomato and I am just heart broken you know.  I know you weren't a fan, but she looks similar to Cindy Self and you know I'm all in on Operation Motor Boat Cindy.  Didn't mean to project on all other shows.  Thanks for helping me see the light.

Never been a My First Place fan, but I do enjoy some Dear Genevieve.  Also, renovation realities is a fave due to my last house being a fixer upper.

canada built that network.  way cheaper production costs up there. 
rinomato is yesterday's news, she left on her own terms hoping to do a new show.  think about all the great houses that egypt has shown in her short time hosting the show,  granted i don't know why there was no season in 2013 but hopefully it returns soon.

design star is all about the common person designing uncommon things.  jennifer bertrand, season 3 winner, is from olathe and still lives there.

[KSUblumpkin]

I think House Hunters is so last year.  Fixer Upper is a great show, but it needs less Baylor.  Property Brothers should really be Property Brother...that realtor bro is definitely riding the whole "my twin brother is the crap and I am just kind of here for the ride" train way too hard.  The show with the cousins and the block party jobs seems forced and finding the next design star show is one of the dumber shows I have watched on tv.  Love it or List it is the HGTV form of What Not To Wear and it sickens me. 

In general, HGTV needs more gardens and less Canada.

you need to leave this thread and you need to shut the eff up.  whichever order you choose to do them in is really up to you.

My bad Pissclams.  Didn't mean to hit an HGTV nerve with you.  I've just been upset since Property Virgins got rid of Sandra Rinomato and I am just heart broken you know.  I know you weren't a fan, but she looks similar to Cindy Self and you know I'm all in on Operation Motor Boat Cindy.  Didn't mean to project on all other shows.  Thanks for helping me see the light.

Never been a My First Place fan, but I do enjoy some Dear Genevieve.  Also, renovation realities is a fave due to my last house being a fixer upper.

canada built that network.  way cheaper production costs up there. 
rinomato is yesterday's news, she left on her own terms hoping to do a new show.  think about all the great houses that egypt has shown in her short time hosting the show,  granted i don't know why there was no season in 2013 but hopefully it returns soon.

design star is all about the common person designing uncommon things.  jennifer bertrand, season 3 winner, is from olathe and still lives there.

Pissclams...in one post you have changed my world.  I am willing to admit that I was completely wrong.  When I read this post, it was like listening to Michael W. Smith's "Place in this World" song for the first time.  I bet this is how the world felt when they heard MLK, Jrs I have a dream speech for the first time.  Liberating.  Pissclams, you are the MLK, Jr of this blog and I thank you.  Just don't go to a motel in Memphis.

[hemmy]

great thread.  just some quick hitters-

love it or list it is really not much of a hgtv show, seems to me like it is more of a TLC show, just imo to any HGTV execs who might be reading

also really glad they got rid of holmes on homes, that guy was a cheesedick

really glad they got rid of sandra rinomato

underrated but great series?  genevieve's renovation

Holmes on Homes was his old show, Holmes Inspection was the newer one.

[hemmy]

Property Brothers is my favorite though. Love when they are showing the couple a house and they complain about the carpet. I mean WTF? Do you know what this show is about?

[Institutional Control]

Property Brothers is my favorite though. Love when they are showing the couple a house and they complain about the carpet. I mean WTF? Do you know what this show is about?

I like on any of the Crasher shows when they realize they're about to get anything they want for free they start talking about how they always wanted a hot-tub or a big screen.