Daddy Jack is Home. Just in time for Christmas.

[idontgiveAdam_713]

I keep checking this thread expecting some entertainment and it keeps letting me down. 

Do y'all own a kettle?  You're starting to remind me of those lunatics up north.

Jack keeps posting all these country songs and he couldn't come up with this one?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzJPJNJnUrQ 

You're welcome, Jack.

C'mon boys.  Pick it up a little.

IRA please quit PMing me the goat pictures.  All kidding aside, it is getting a bit weird.

[RazorJimbob]

hi jack ole friend.  i haven't saw you since them lsu cracodiles kicked me off of tigerdrippings.  i new my training as a detacitive in phenix city would pay off.  glad to see you find some of your basturds.  i new you was lookin for them.

jack and me go back a ways.  ever since he was with that stripper down in lousyanna.  glad i moved out of that place there was to many cracodiles down there.  i got a questioin for you kansas folks.  why is your mascot a stray cat?  you no them thangs cary all sorts of bad germs around with them.  i put them down all the time around my place.  do yall think they are scary or some such?

[idontgiveAdam_713]

hi jack ole friend.  i haven't saw you since them lsu cracodiles kicked me off of tigerdrippings.  i new my training as a detacitive in phenix city would pay off.  glad to see you find some of your basturds.  i new you was lookin for them.

jack and me go back a ways.  ever since he was with that stripper down in lousyanna.  glad i moved out of that place there was to many cracodiles down there.  i got a questioin for you kansas folks.  why is your mascot a stray cat?  you no them thangs cary all sorts of bad germs around with them.  i put them down all the time around my place.  do yall think they are scary or some such?

Razorjimbob I don't believe we have met before.  What brings you to the meat goat board?

[4windshawg]

I keep checking this thread expecting some entertainment and it keeps letting me down. 

Do y'all own a kettle?  You're starting to remind me of those lunatics up north.

Jack keeps posting all these country songs and he couldn't come up with this one?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzJPJNJnUrQ 

You're welcome, Jack.

C'mon boys.  Pick it up a little.

Ira I don't know how you found this little ditty. If you listen real hard you will hear that it is the story of Jackson Holly Blasengame, IX... Uncle Glenn was Jacks step brother and he made a killing off of the stories of Jack. He also has a taste for the pot liquor and will smack the hell out of you if you get out of line. I haven't seen Uncle Glenn since I was 14 or so. he took me to a Tijuana whore house for my birthday. h Of course he got me drunk 1st. I was told that I had a real good time becoming a man down in Mexico. I wish I could remember. Mom was furious when Uncle Glenn dropped me off. I heard her wrestling and screaming at him in her bedroom for about 30 minutes before he got in his car and left. You should have seen him. Mom whooped his ass good judging from the mussed up hair and sweaty shirt . He lit a cigarette and said boy I guess I need to let that girl in Mexico know where you got your stamina. I said OK uncle Glenn have a good drive... Have not seen him since...

[Dugout DickStone]

Pig mascot.   

[4windshawg]

Pig mascot.   

Cool.. 

[Katpappy]

hi jack ole friend.  i haven't saw you since them lsu cracodiles kicked me off of tigerdrippings.  i new my training as a detacitive in phenix city would pay off.  glad to see you find some of your basturds.  i new you was lookin for them.

jack and me go back a ways.  ever since he was with that stripper down in lousyanna.  glad i moved out of that place there was to many cracodiles down there.  i got a questioin for you kansas folks.  why is your mascot a stray cat?  you no them thangs cary all sorts of bad germs around with them.  i put them down all the time around my place.  do yall think they are scary or some such?

RazorJimbob you ole pig worshiper.  Have you had a pig relieve you needs and wants like so many of your kind, oops I mean vistors from Arr- kansas.  If you have, tell us superior goat ranchers about those times.  Who knows, we just may share a meat goat story with you all.
Oh, and by the way, welcome to the board pigfucker.

[4windshawg]

hi jack ole friend.  i haven't saw you since them lsu cracodiles kicked me off of tigerdrippings.  i new my training as a detacitive in phenix city would pay off.  glad to see you find some of your basturds.  i new you was lookin for them.

jack and me go back a ways.  ever since he was with that stripper down in lousyanna.  glad i moved out of that place there was to many cracodiles down there.  i got a questioin for you kansas folks.  why is your mascot a stray cat?  you no them thangs cary all sorts of bad germs around with them.  i put them down all the time around my place.  do yall think they are scary or some such?

RazorJimbob you ole pig worshiper.  Have you had a pig relieve you needs and wants like so many of your kind, oops I mean vistors from Arr- kansas.  If you have, tell us superior goat ranchers about those times.  Who knows, we just may share a meat goat story with you all.
Oh, and by the way, welcome to the board pigfucker.

Kat why don't you just put down the tweezers and drop trow already. You always get testy when you gotta pee and can't find your male genitals. I must apologize ahead of time for my lack of decorum for I have truly gone and gotten shitfaced. Little Brother you need to quit yelling pigfucker at every new person who comes on board. How about you call them cat-rapist for a while. If you can come up with something new and talk a little less people probably won't even notice the cleft pallet... please lil brother! stop embarrassing yourself..


Love,
Brother Winds

[Katpappy]

hi jack ole friend.  i haven't saw you since them lsu cracodiles kicked me off of tigerdrippings.  i new my training as a detacitive in phenix city would pay off.  glad to see you find some of your basturds.  i new you was lookin for them.

jack and me go back a ways.  ever since he was with that stripper down in lousyanna.  glad i moved out of that place there was to many cracodiles down there.  i got a questioin for you kansas folks.  why is your mascot a stray cat?  you no them thangs cary all sorts of bad germs around with them.  i put them down all the time around my place.  do yall think they are scary or some such?

RazorJimbob you ole pig worshiper.  Have you had a pig relieve you needs and wants like so many of your kind, oops I mean vistors from Arr- kansas.  If you have, tell us superior goat ranchers about those times.  Who knows, we just may share a meat goat story with you all.
Oh, and by the way, welcome to the board pigfucker.

Kat why don't you just put down the tweezers and drop trow already. You always get testy when you gotta pee and can't find your male genitals. I must apologize ahead of time for my lack of decorum for I have truly gone and gotten shitfaced. Little Brother you need to quit yelling pigfucker at every new person who comes on board. How about you call them cat-rapist for a while. If you can come up with something new and talk a little less people probably won't even notice the cleft pallet... please lil brother! stop embarrassing yourself..


Love,
Brother Winds

Brother Winds, begging will get you nowhere. 

[Ira Hayes]

I keep checking this thread expecting some entertainment and it keeps letting me down. 

Do y'all own a kettle?  You're starting to remind me of those lunatics up north.

Jack keeps posting all these country songs and he couldn't come up with this one?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzJPJNJnUrQ 

You're welcome, Jack.

C'mon boys.  Pick it up a little.

Ira I don't know how you found this little ditty. If you listen real hard you will hear that it is the story of Jackson Holly Blasengame, IX... Uncle Glenn was Jacks step brother and he made a killing off of the stories of Jack. He also has a taste for the pot liquor and will smack the hell out of you if you get out of line. I haven't seen Uncle Glenn since I was 14 or so. he took me to a Tijuana whore house for my birthday. h Of course he got me drunk 1st. I was told that I had a real good time becoming a man down in Mexico. I wish I could remember. Mom was furious when Uncle Glenn dropped me off. I heard her wrestling and screaming at him in her bedroom for about 30 minutes before he got in his car and left. You should have seen him. Mom whooped his ass good judging from the mussed up hair and sweaty shirt . He lit a cigarette and said boy I guess I need to let that girl in Mexico know where you got your stamina. I said OK uncle Glenn have a good drive... Have not seen him since...

If I listen real hard?  Son, why do you think I posted that thing in the first place?

The rest of your story is excellent.  Especially the fact that your uncle is named Glenn.  People named Glenn are almost universally recognized as badasses.

[JIMMY]

hi jack ole friend.  i haven't saw you since them lsu cracodiles kicked me off of tigerdrippings.  i new my training as a detacitive in phenix city would pay off.  glad to see you find some of your basturds.  i new you was lookin for them.

jack and me go back a ways.  ever since he was with that stripper down in lousyanna.  glad i moved out of that place there was to many cracodiles down there.  i got a questioin for you kansas folks.  why is your mascot a stray cat?  you no them thangs cary all sorts of bad germs around with them.  i put them down all the time around my place.  do yall think they are scary or some such?

RazorJimbob you ole pig worshiper.  Have you had a pig relieve you needs and wants like so many of your kind, oops I mean vistors from Arr- kansas.  If you have, tell us superior goat ranchers about those times.  Who knows, we just may share a meat goat story with you all.
Oh, and by the way, welcome to the board pigfucker.

Kat why don't you just put down the tweezers and drop trow already. You always get testy when you gotta pee and can't find your crock. I must apologize ahead of time for my lack of decorum for I have truly gone and gotten shitfaced. Little Brother you need to quit yelling pigfucker at every new person who comes on board. How about you call them cat-rapist for a while. If you can come up with something new and talk a little less people probably won't even notice the cleft pallet... please lil brother! stop embarrassing yourself..


Love,
Brother Winds

Brother Winds, begging will get you nowhere. 

What?  You don't even make sense child.

[Katpappy]

hi jack ole friend.  i haven't saw you since them lsu cracodiles kicked me off of tigerdrippings.  i new my training as a detacitive in phenix city would pay off.  glad to see you find some of your basturds.  i new you was lookin for them.

jack and me go back a ways.  ever since he was with that stripper down in lousyanna.  glad i moved out of that place there was to many cracodiles down there.  i got a questioin for you kansas folks.  why is your mascot a stray cat?  you no them thangs cary all sorts of bad germs around with them.  i put them down all the time around my place.  do yall think they are scary or some such?

RazorJimbob you ole pig worshiper.  Have you had a pig relieve you needs and wants like so many of your kind, oops I mean vistors from Arr- kansas.  If you have, tell us superior goat ranchers about those times.  Who knows, we just may share a meat goat story with you all.
Oh, and by the way, welcome to the board pigfucker.

Kat why don't you just put down the tweezers and drop trow already. You always get testy when you gotta pee and can't find your crock. I must apologize ahead of time for my lack of decorum for I have truly gone and gotten shitfaced. Little Brother you need to quit yelling pigfucker at every new person who comes on board. How about you call them cat-rapist for a while. If you can come up with something new and talk a little less people probably won't even notice the cleft pallet... please lil brother! stop embarrassing yourself..
Love,
Brother Winds

Brother Winds, begging will get you nowhere. 

What?  You don't even make sense child.

[4windshawg]

hi jack ole friend.  i haven't saw you since them lsu cracodiles kicked me off of tigerdrippings.  i new my training as a detacitive in phenix city would pay off.  glad to see you find some of your basturds.  i new you was lookin for them.

jack and me go back a ways.  ever since he was with that stripper down in lousyanna.  glad i moved out of that place there was to many cracodiles down there.  i got a questioin for you kansas folks.  why is your mascot a stray cat?  you no them thangs cary all sorts of bad germs around with them.  i put them down all the time around my place.  do yall think they are scary or some such?

RazorJimbob you ole pig worshiper.  Have you had a pig relieve you needs and wants like so many of your kind, oops I mean vistors from Arr- kansas.  If you have, tell us superior goat ranchers about those times.  Who knows, we just may share a meat goat story with you all.
Oh, and by the way, welcome to the board pigfucker.

Kat why don't you just put down the tweezers and drop trow already. You always get testy when you gotta pee and can't find your crock. I must apologize ahead of time for my lack of decorum for I have truly gone and gotten shitfaced. Little Brother you need to quit yelling pigfucker at every new person who comes on board. How about you call them cat-rapist for a while. If you can come up with something new and talk a little less people probably won't even notice the cleft pallet... please lil brother! stop embarrassing yourself..
Love,
Brother Winds

Brother Winds, begging will get you nowhere. 

What?  You don't even make sense child.

I hope you're fine website allows poasting, cause I'm skunked..!

[Katpappy]

hi jack ole friend.  i haven't saw you since them lsu cracodiles kicked me off of tigerdrippings.  i new my training as a detacitive in phenix city would pay off.  glad to see you find some of your basturds.  i new you was lookin for them.

jack and me go back a ways.  ever since he was with that stripper down in lousyanna.  glad i moved out of that place there was to many cracodiles down there.  i got a questioin for you kansas folks.  why is your mascot a stray cat?  you no them thangs cary all sorts of bad germs around with them.  i put them down all the time around my place.  do yall think they are scary or some such?

RazorJimbob you ole pig worshiper.  Have you had a pig relieve you needs and wants like so many of your kind, oops I mean vistors from Arr- kansas.  If you have, tell us superior goat ranchers about those times.  Who knows, we just may share a meat goat story with you all.
Oh, and by the way, welcome to the board pigfucker.

Kat why don't you just put down the tweezers and drop trow already. You always get testy when you gotta pee and can't find your crock. I must apologize ahead of time for my lack of decorum for I have truly gone and gotten shitfaced. Little Brother you need to quit yelling pigfucker at every new person who comes on board. How about you call them cat-rapist for a while. If you can come up with something new and talk a little less people probably won't even notice the cleft pallet... please lil brother! stop embarrassing yourself..
Love,
Brother Winds

Brother Winds, begging will get you nowhere. 

What?  You don't even make sense child.

I hope you're fine website allows poasting, cause I'm skunked..!

Who's your Daddy, boy.  "I love my daddy"  You can't be one of mine.  Mine would never use that blubbering mushy crap.   

[gatoveintisiete]

This crap is harder to read than Huck Finn.

[Sprig]

This crap is harder to read than Huck Finn.

LOL, you orta try talkin it boy

[Katpappy]

This crap is harder to read than Huck Finn.

LOL, you orta try talkin it boy

[pondwater jack]

This crap is harder to read than Huck Finn.

I think so to gastrointestine.  Sofar the only meaningful post from a KSU fan is from Ira Hayes. 

Nice song Ira.  Glenn Cambell is always good.  I love the song "witchita lineman"  Uncle Glenn i sthe pride of Delight Arkansas.  Never liked school but would ride the bus to his uncles house and play music all day.  He made a good living of that study plan. 

You kids quit squabblin!  Or I'll bring the belt!

Jack

[idontgiveAdam_713]

This crap is harder to read than Huck Finn.

LOL, you orta try talkin it boy

WTF are you getting at here?

[Harry rex vonner]

Hello everyone.

I'm looking for my biological father.

His name is Jack Blasingame II

I guess some of you are my half brothers and half sister. Well hello. Nice to meet you.

Where's dad?

[SkinnyBenny]

He's somewhere in Updog

[HerrSonntag]

SkinBen, don't go telling outsiders about updog

[Spracne]

He's somewhere in Updog

Where's Updog?? 

[SkinnyBenny]

Nowhere much, where'sup with you?