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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1250 on: December 11, 2015, 09:07:15 AM »
Christmas party this Saturday, guys! :party:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1251 on: December 11, 2015, 09:09:51 AM »
You guys work with some horribly bad ppl. 

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1252 on: December 11, 2015, 09:40:27 AM »
Labradoodles are the Caucasians of the dog world

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1253 on: December 11, 2015, 09:40:59 AM »
Bonus fact: almost all dogs in Japan wear clothes

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1254 on: December 11, 2015, 09:48:19 AM »
Bonus fact: almost all dogs in Japan wear clothes

Is that really true?  :sdeek:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1255 on: December 11, 2015, 09:49:38 AM »
Yes,  but it's probably a winter thing

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1256 on: December 11, 2015, 09:50:05 AM »
Bonus fact: almost all dogs in Japan wear clothes

i don't like to blaspheme but i just said "J C that's amazing" in my head

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1257 on: December 14, 2015, 01:31:59 PM »
Some lady's phone just went off at full blast for a good 20-30 seconds and the ringtone was some sort of Jesus-y rock song.  The last 10 seconds of it was her going "Uh sorry.....sorry everyone.....just a second.....how do I....."


Same lady again, except this time it was a cheap sounding piano version of Ode To Joy and she was able to shut it off after less than 10 seconds.  She's making progress!

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1258 on: December 16, 2015, 09:08:07 AM »
My coworker's car got stolen last week when she was out of town for work. Her husband kept it running somewhere in prarie village, while he went inside to see his mom real quick. They found it yesterday in KCMO, while it was in a high speed chase with a cop.  :lol: They finally got him to pull over. I'll never undertsnad someone who steals a car and then hangs around town with it.  :lol:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1259 on: December 16, 2015, 09:53:53 AM »
Wacky how do you know the person driving it was the one that stole it?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1260 on: December 16, 2015, 09:57:42 AM »
Wacky how do you know the person driving it was the one that stole it?
Good point. I don't, but why would they try and out run the cops?  :dunno:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1261 on: December 16, 2015, 10:12:07 AM »
Wacky how do you know the person driving it was the one that stole it?
Good point. I don't, but why would they try and out run the cops?  :dunno:

I don't know, but I bet every person that had tried to outrun the cops was not driving a car that they had stolen themselves.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1262 on: December 16, 2015, 10:17:20 AM »
Hmmm..... Where's Rick Daris when you need him?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1263 on: December 29, 2015, 01:13:46 PM »
I went for an eye exam today. I went to the same office, but different doctor than usual. He had 2 dogs just laying on the floor chilling in the exam room.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1264 on: December 29, 2015, 01:28:53 PM »
I went for an eye exam today. I went to the same office, but different doctor than usual. He had 2 dogs just laying on the floor chilling in the exam room.

You sure it was two dogs?  Not just some double vision or something?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1265 on: December 29, 2015, 01:29:52 PM »
I went for an eye exam today. I went to the same office, but different doctor than usual. He had 2 dogs just laying on the floor chilling in the exam room.

You sure it was two dogs?  Not just some double vision or something?

One was black and one was light yellow. Also, my eyes are in very good health. I even got to look at a picture of the back of my eyeballs.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1266 on: December 29, 2015, 02:02:53 PM »
I went for an eye exam today. I went to the same office, but different doctor than usual. He had 2 dogs just laying on the floor chilling in the exam room.

You sure it was two dogs?  Not just some double vision or something?

One was black and one was light yellow. Also, my eyes are in very good health. I even got to look at a picture of the back of my eyeballs.

Gut reaction, looking at the back of one's own eyeballs should probably be illegal.  What if it disrupted the space-time continuum?  Not worth the risk, IMO.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1267 on: December 29, 2015, 02:23:12 PM »
I went for an eye exam today. I went to the same office, but different doctor than usual. He had 2 dogs just laying on the floor chilling in the exam room.

You sure it was two dogs?  Not just some double vision or something?

One was black and one was light yellow. Also, my eyes are in very good health. I even got to look at a picture of the back of my eyeballs.

Gut reaction, looking at the back of one's own eyeballs should probably be illegal.  What if it disrupted the space-time continuum?  Not worth the risk, IMO.
Shouldn't that be covered up... at least in public.  :surprised:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1268 on: December 29, 2015, 02:26:08 PM »
They take the picture through your eyeball...like from the front.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1269 on: December 29, 2015, 02:28:00 PM »
They take the picture through your eyeball...like from the front.
This is not a pleasant picture in my mind.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1270 on: December 29, 2015, 02:30:48 PM »
They take the picture through your eyeball...like from the front.
This is not a pleasant picture in my mind.

Do you not know how eyes work?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1271 on: December 29, 2015, 02:33:48 PM »
Here's basically what mine looked like.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1272 on: December 29, 2015, 03:59:45 PM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1273 on: December 29, 2015, 04:04:57 PM »
You do know you're not supposed to look directly into your own eye, right?  It can cause blindness.  Droste effect or something.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1274 on: January 26, 2016, 03:24:44 PM »
we're in the new office! Bad dog owner's dog likes to pee on the deck. He (owner, not dog) is currently using a second chair to prop up his feet. Wouldn't be a big deal, except he's in socks, and it's at the table where everyone eats lunch.