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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1125 on: December 04, 2015, 08:51:38 AM »
People always ask if my dogs are brothers, I say no they are from different litters/sire/dam.  Then they get all confused, "but they live together right?"

"Yes." 

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« Reply #1126 on: December 04, 2015, 08:55:55 AM »
People always ask if my dogs are brothers, I say no they are from different litters/sire/dam.  Then they get all confused, "but they live together right?"

"Yes."

So they are adoptive brothers.

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« Reply #1127 on: December 04, 2015, 09:03:08 AM »
People always ask if my dogs are brothers, I say no they are from different litters/sire/dam.  Then they get all confused, "but they live together right?"

"Yes."

So they are adoptive brothers.

I prefer to think of them as employees, and they are each other's colleagues/teammates.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1128 on: December 07, 2015, 02:25:43 PM »
There is a Golden Doodle in my office right now. (That's a dog.)

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« Reply #1129 on: December 07, 2015, 02:29:49 PM »
Some lady's phone just went off at full blast for a good 20-30 seconds and the ringtone was some sort of Jesus-y rock song.  The last 10 seconds of it was her going "Uh sorry.....sorry everyone.....just a second.....how do I....."

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« Reply #1130 on: December 07, 2015, 02:41:36 PM »
Some lady's phone just went off at full blast for a good 20-30 seconds and the ringtone was some sort of Jesus-y rock song.  The last 10 seconds of it was her going "Uh sorry.....sorry everyone.....just a second.....how do I....."
not hilarious


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« Reply #1131 on: December 07, 2015, 02:43:14 PM »
There is a Golden Doodle in my office right now. (That's a dog.)

what a great perk.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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« Reply #1132 on: December 07, 2015, 02:44:17 PM »
i petted a dutch shepherd in my office.  a nice young dog.
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« Reply #1133 on: December 07, 2015, 02:48:05 PM »
People always ask if my dogs are brothers, I say no they are from different litters/sire/dam.  Then they get all confused, "but they live together right?"

when people call my dogs brother/sister, i always want to rebut them by pointing out that they're prolly gonna eff at some point.  i don't though, because i'm semi-socially appropriate.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1134 on: December 07, 2015, 02:53:12 PM »
 :lol:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1135 on: December 07, 2015, 04:08:42 PM »
People always ask if my dogs are brothers, I say no they are from different litters/sire/dam.  Then they get all confused, "but they live together right?"

when people call my dogs brother/sister, i always want to rebut them by pointing out that they're prolly gonna eff at some point.  i don't though, because i'm semi-socially appropriate.

omg.

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« Reply #1136 on: December 07, 2015, 04:11:37 PM »
People always ask if my dogs are brothers, I say no they are from different litters/sire/dam.  Then they get all confused, "but they live together right?"

when people call my dogs brother/sister, i always want to rebut them by pointing out that they're prolly gonna eff at some point.  i don't though, because i'm semi-socially appropriate.

omg.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1137 on: December 07, 2015, 04:12:08 PM »
Some lady's phone just went off at full blast for a good 20-30 seconds and the ringtone was some sort of Jesus-y rock song.  The last 10 seconds of it was her going "Uh sorry.....sorry everyone.....just a second.....how do I....."
not hilarious

one time I was in a meeting browsing instagram and had my volume on full blast and I scrolled onto a a video a guy took at a forumla 1 race. :lol:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1138 on: December 07, 2015, 04:37:27 PM »
seems more scary than hilaro


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1139 on: December 09, 2015, 02:24:02 PM »
Goddamnit you guys.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1140 on: December 09, 2015, 02:24:25 PM »
Seriously someone has got to be importing these things.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1141 on: December 09, 2015, 03:03:58 PM »
That's gross, not hilarious.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1142 on: December 09, 2015, 03:26:53 PM »
Emo, you realize it is very likely/possible for your boss's roach problem to be imported to Casa de Emo, right?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1143 on: December 09, 2015, 03:39:44 PM »
Roaches in the casa del 'Mo would be a catastrophe!  I would blame it on the cleaning ladies. 

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« Reply #1144 on: December 09, 2015, 05:44:36 PM »
that's rough ridin' disgusting. I would just walk out if I saw that

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1145 on: December 09, 2015, 06:48:49 PM »
owners out in the common space/wandering, locking their dogs in the too small office. it smells and is crowded in here.

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« Reply #1146 on: December 09, 2015, 06:51:57 PM »
now they (dogs) are fighting/playing and being really loud and stinky.

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« Reply #1147 on: December 09, 2015, 06:58:01 PM »
99% chance that known dog-hater michigancat is making this up.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1148 on: December 09, 2015, 07:00:52 PM »
we're expected to keep them in the office if we go out to say, get a drink of water or go to the bathroom. Owners don't help.

Earlier today the dogs were fighting over a piece of cardboard. Owner takes it, puts it into short trash can, leaves the room. Dogs immediately grab the cardboard out of the trash, start fighting/chewing over it. Second owner looks confused when someone comments over it, picks it up, and puts it back in the same trash can. Dogs immediately grab it. michigancat takes it and puts it into the real trash so they can destroy something that won't make a mess that their owners will ignore. *sigh*

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« Reply #1149 on: December 09, 2015, 07:01:43 PM »
oh and one of the dogs peed in the common area today, the other was eating cheese off the counter in the break room. both dogs have been locked in the office for about an hour with no contact from their owners