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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #700 on: May 27, 2015, 04:00:22 PM »
A shrewd poop move would be to walk out of the bathroom and say, "Someone left a surprise for me in the bathroom, and it won't flush.  Smells like absolute crap, too."

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #701 on: May 27, 2015, 07:14:11 PM »
A shrewd poop move would be to walk out of the bathroom and say, "Someone left a surprise for me in the bathroom, and it won't flush.  Smells like absolute crap, too."

I would hope that it is actually crap and not some sketchy smell
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #702 on: May 29, 2015, 11:53:12 AM »
This medium size brown recluse is on the wall behind the toilet right now. Watch out everybody.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #703 on: May 29, 2015, 11:54:10 AM »
where's a sinkhole when you need it?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #704 on: May 29, 2015, 11:58:03 AM »
Are you sure it's not one of those Ragamuffin Hobo "Speders"?


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #705 on: May 29, 2015, 11:59:05 AM »
 :facepalm: <-- Male Mouse Spider

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #706 on: May 29, 2015, 11:59:53 AM »
i'm sure. zoom in on that fiddle, pardner

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #707 on: May 29, 2015, 12:00:39 PM »
i'm sure. zoom in on that fiddle, pardner

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #708 on: May 29, 2015, 12:05:01 PM »
This medium size brown recluse is on the wall behind the toilet right now. Watch out everybody.



Not hilarious.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #709 on: May 29, 2015, 01:09:12 PM »
eff that.  Burn your office down.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #710 on: May 29, 2015, 01:11:11 PM »
we have a spiders thread started just because of brown recluses in the office!

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=21197.150
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #711 on: June 02, 2015, 02:26:17 PM »
a guy just called me from the parking lot all excited because there was a beaver in the parking lot hiding under a car

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #712 on: June 02, 2015, 02:26:42 PM »
turns out it was just a groundhog lol

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« Reply #713 on: June 02, 2015, 02:32:23 PM »
turns out it was just a groundhog lol

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #714 on: June 02, 2015, 02:33:50 PM »
turns out it was just a groundhog lol

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Was the guy Wacky? He seems to have issues identifying animals.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #715 on: June 02, 2015, 02:36:50 PM »
 :D

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #716 on: June 02, 2015, 02:39:33 PM »
Happened to me once, but it turned out to be just some Scott City highschool kid hiding from the constable. 

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #717 on: June 02, 2015, 02:41:55 PM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #718 on: June 04, 2015, 01:02:26 PM »
I just watched someone try to stretch-wrap a pallet with the pallet jack still under it.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #719 on: June 04, 2015, 01:31:01 PM »
Just watched someone litter in the parking lot (conference room has a big window toward the parking lot) and their boss call them on it in front of half the office.  Wow!

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« Reply #720 on: June 04, 2015, 05:39:11 PM »
i was in one of our break room kitchens yesterday to wash my coffee mug and an older co-worker lady is doing the same. she is taking a while and she turns and says "sorry I'm almost done" to which I just said "no don't worry about it your fine".

without missing a beat she says "that's what I've been told" and just smiles. I had no response and just kind of laughed it off and she walked away  :sdeek:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #721 on: June 04, 2015, 05:42:44 PM »
Someone wants to go to bang town USA ala big train!

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #722 on: June 04, 2015, 06:01:49 PM »
We have a bar type ice machine and every Friday at 430 one of my coworkers fills up a trash bag with ice
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #723 on: June 04, 2015, 06:04:08 PM »
stud things

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #724 on: June 04, 2015, 08:57:33 PM »
Foreigners. Love them, they are adorable.
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