But, daddy, I want to stay in AMES!
Lol, this is the worst narrative.
"Daddy I hate the thought of being the kid of the Bull's head coach in one of the best cities in America and being a millionaire at a private school."
Kids don't think like this though. To a 17 year old and two 12 year olds it isn't Ames vs. Amazing Chicago and the magic mile. It's being the most popular kids in school, with lots of friends, being bosses on your sports teams, and always getting crap from grandma and grandpa vs. none of that. Teens and preteens don't give a crap about what adults think is great about the big city. Those kids are freaking royalty and have all they want. Besides like I said if he took the bulls job there's no reason why his family has to move right now, at least for the kid who's a junior in high school to graduate.
Also the easy travel schedule for a college coach allows Hoi to spend much more time with his kids, attend their games, etc. It's not like Hoi immediately jumped into coaching when his heart issue ended his playing career, I am not sure he has a burning desire to prove he can win in the NBA.
Imagine Hoi turning it down and then Self taking the Bulls job, the roster is ideal for how he wants to play and the one and done game is not really working out great for him right now.