How about Charlie Weis for Baylor?
That would be about the only thing that could make this Baylor situation more enjoyable for the rest of the non-rapey colleges.
Power 5 conference school in Texas just outside the DFW metro with two conference championships in the last 3 years and a brand new football stadium.
They have basically no recruits for their 2017 class, no coach picked out for next year, no plan for a transition, the stadium you speak of isn't that great and the university had to borrow all kinds of money to pay for it, there is still and ongoing investigation that slowly keeps trickling out atrocious details of the happenings at this school, it's a complete PR nightmare, no one knows if the NCAA is going to ever step in and institute any kind of penalty of their own, and the school just down the road in Austin hired a new and exciting coach,. No way any coach with brains is touching that situation with a ten foot pole.