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#bruceketball is literally killing me
« on: December 10, 2012, 09:17:16 AM »
Since the end of the game Saturday I have been vomiting with diarrhea and severe stomach cramps. This is not the normal nausea that I experience after #bruceketball. oscar is now seriously affecting my personal well being. In the last 36 hours I have only been able to eat maybe a half of a bowl of soup. At this rate by mid conference season I should look like a full blow aids patient wasting away to nothing. Thanks a million John Currie.


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Re: #bruceketball is literally killing me
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2012, 10:03:31 AM »
thanks for the update gooch, t's and p's


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Re: #bruceketball is literally killing me
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2012, 10:41:48 AM »
Since the end of the game Saturday I have been vomiting with diarrhea and severe stomach cramps. This is not the normal nausea that I experience after #bruceketball. oscar is now seriously affecting my personal well being. In the last 36 hours I have only been able to eat maybe a half of a bowl of soup. At this rate by mid conference season I should look like a full blow aids patient wasting away to nothing. Thanks a million John Currie.
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Re: #bruceketball is literally killing me
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2012, 11:16:06 AM »
sounds like a case of watching pretty shitty basketball, imo.
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Re: #bruceketball is literally killing me
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2012, 11:58:33 AM »
i haven't watched a single second of ksu hoops this year (game/highlight, anything)

I feel pretty good, honestly.  The butthurt is going away and I don't care about the program.  Not good, I guess, but it's great for me personally.

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Re: #bruceketball is literally killing me
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2012, 09:46:16 PM »
i haven't watched a single second of ksu hoops this year (game/highlight, anything)

I feel pretty good, honestly.  The butthurt is going away and I don't care about the program.  Not good, I guess, but it's great for me personally.

Don't feel bad, it's not your fault.  When the AD doesn't care about basketball, how can he expect the fans to care?

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Re: #bruceketball is literally killing me
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2012, 10:25:31 PM »
i haven't watched a single second of ksu hoops this year (game/highlight, anything)

I feel pretty good, honestly.  The butthurt is going away and I don't care about the program.  Not good, I guess, but it's great for me personally.

This is the same for me.  I've basically forgotten that we have a basketball team.  Staying healthy.

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Re: #bruceketball is literally killing me
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2012, 08:14:15 AM »
healthiest i've ever been.
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Re: #bruceketball is literally killing me
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2012, 02:41:15 PM »
Welp Mrs. Gooch's health is now in a downward spiral. I guess we will have to leave our estate to goEMAW.

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Re: #bruceketball is literally killing me
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2012, 02:47:40 PM »
Welp Mrs. Gooch's health is now in a downward spiral. I guess we will have to leave our estate to goEMAW.

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Re: #bruceketball is literally killing me
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2012, 02:49:22 PM »
healthiest i've ever been.

Can confirm.  In the 2nd half of the michigan game I was desperately looking through J-Dub's kitchen for some Jim Beam and cheetos, anything to make me feel better.  Meanwhile, J-Dub, who didn't even know we had a game until I showed up at his house to watch it, was feeling fine, whistling Thunder Road and planning an ice skating date with his new filly. 


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Re: #bruceketball is literally killing me
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2012, 08:44:52 PM »
This season has been great.  Like I was able to feel good about pulling out the George Washington win but like I totally don't give a eff if we lose to Gonzaga.  Win-win.  When we crap the bed in the first few conference games I'll completely disengage and probably be really productive elsewhere in life.

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« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2012, 09:07:51 PM »
This season has been great.  Like I was able to feel good about pulling out the George Washington win but like I totally don't give a eff if we lose to Gonzaga.  Win-win.  When we crap the bed in the first few conference games I'll completely disengage and probably be really productive elsewhere in life.

This is what I did last season and it's fine.  I mean it works, but if you actually like CBB then it is a real bummer.  You lose it all when you do this.     
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Re: #bruceketball is literally killing me
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2012, 09:18:02 PM »
This season has been great.  Like I was able to feel good about pulling out the George Washington win but like I totally don't give a eff if we lose to Gonzaga.  Win-win.  When we crap the bed in the first few conference games I'll completely disengage and probably be really productive elsewhere in life.

This is what I did last season and it's fine.  I mean it works, but if you actually like CBB then it is a real bummer.  You lose it all when you do this.   

I'd say I like winning more than CBB itself.  So like if we suck then eff CBB I'll go do something else.  Also seems like lot of work to follow CBB, at least compared to FB.

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Re: #bruceketball is literally killing me
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2012, 09:20:07 PM »
Emo, its so much better than cfb. I mean the game, the amt of teams actually worth watching, the quantity of games, the tourny, etc.

So much better.

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« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2012, 09:23:36 PM »
Emo, its so much better than cfb. I mean the game, the amt of teams actually worth watching, the quantity of games, the tourny, etc.

So much better.

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Re: #bruceketball is literally killing me
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2012, 10:29:31 PM »
Welp Mrs. Gooch's health is now in a downward spiral. I guess we will have to leave our estate to goEMAW.

if you're absolutely sure you're going to die, please think very long and hard about the ethics of taking some athletic directors and coaches with you.
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Re: #bruceketball is literally killing me
« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2012, 08:38:59 PM »
Welp Mrs. Gooch's health is now in a downward spiral. I guess we will have to leave our estate to goEMAW.

if you're absolutely sure you're going to die, please think very long and hard about the ethics of taking some athletic directors and coaches with you.

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Re: #bruceketball is literally killing me
« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2012, 08:40:24 PM »
Welp Mrs. Gooch's health is now in a downward spiral. I guess we will have to leave our estate to goEMAW.

if you're absolutely sure you're going to die, please think very long and hard about the ethics of taking some athletic directors and coaches with you.

its unethical, imo