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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6275 on: October 15, 2014, 01:24:41 AM »
Looking for a picnic spot in kc.
Sounds like some one is getting ready to pop the question?

Pfffffft. Yeah I'll pop the question when the Royals make the Workd Series...

Wait. eff.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6276 on: October 15, 2014, 01:27:38 AM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6277 on: October 15, 2014, 01:30:35 AM »
Looking for a picnic spot in kc.
Sounds like some one is getting ready to pop the question?

Pfffffft. Yeah I'll pop the question when the Royals make the Workd Series...

Wait. eff.

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« Reply #6278 on: October 15, 2014, 12:55:44 PM »
Looking for a picnic spot in kc.
Sounds like some one is getting ready to pop the question?

Pfffffft. Yeah I'll pop the question when the Royals make the Workd Series...

Wait. eff.

Buy the ring I gave to my bitch of an ex-fiance. It was very expensive but I'll give you a gE discount.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6279 on: October 18, 2014, 11:20:34 PM »
family blog and stuff but I laughed really hard at a couple of these. hope it's still going great @'taterblast!

http://thechive.com/2014/10/13/sometime-its-better-to-get-right-to-the-point-on-tinder-35-photos/

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6280 on: October 19, 2014, 08:06:27 AM »
Looking for a picnic spot in kc.
Loose park

this is the correct answer. also, overland park arboretum.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6281 on: October 19, 2014, 10:04:41 AM »
The correct answer is picnics suck

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6282 on: October 19, 2014, 10:29:37 AM »
look, i've had just about enough of this anti-picnic rhetoric. my shakes in the park picnic date was a grade A success and i won't hear another word on the matter  :don'tcare:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6283 on: October 19, 2014, 12:21:26 PM »
Very surprising anti-picnic stance from known nature lover michigancat  :surprised:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6284 on: October 19, 2014, 04:06:43 PM »
Hey, look!  We are eating on the ground like bums and my back hurts.  This is so romantic and fun.

Picnics.  Pfft.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6285 on: October 19, 2014, 04:11:08 PM »
Hey, look!  We are eating on the ground like bums and my back hurts.  This is so romantic and fun.

Picnics.  Pfft.

i bring 2 fluffy thick blankets like any non-dumbass should
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6286 on: October 19, 2014, 04:25:39 PM »
I can't think of a grosser thing than eating on the ground in the middle of nowhere.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6287 on: October 19, 2014, 04:28:07 PM »
I can't think of a grosser thing than eating on the ground in the middle of nowhere.

you do like a billion grosser things every day of your life.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6288 on: October 19, 2014, 04:36:29 PM »
It's not that it's gross, it is just contrived. You have to pack up a bunch of stuff from your kitchen, then carry it a long distance, then sit on the ground and unpack it. When youre finished,  you have to pack up all your soiled dishes and sundry other items and carry it back home. It is the packing, unpacking and carrying of things away from their logical places that constitutes a picnic, not the eating outside.  Think about it, picking up a Big Mac and eating it in a field doesnt make you a picnic'r, it makes you a likely homeless person.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6289 on: October 19, 2014, 04:38:28 PM »
It's not that it's gross, it is just contrived. You have to pack up a bunch of stuff from your kitchen, then carry it a long distance, then sit on the ground and unpack it. When youre finished,  you have to pack up all your soiled dishes and sundry other items and carry it back home. It is the packing, unpacking and carrying of things away from their logical places that constitutes a picnic, not the eating outside.  Think about it, picking up a Big Mac and eating it in a field doesnt make you a picnic'r, it makes you a likely homeless person.

but shakes tho
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6290 on: October 19, 2014, 04:39:07 PM »
Not a picnic.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6291 on: October 19, 2014, 04:40:37 PM »
Not a picnic.

while watching in the park, with blanket, wine, chee and cracks - i think it just might be
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6292 on: October 19, 2014, 04:42:14 PM »
Not a picnic.

while watching in the park, with blanket, wine, chee and cracks - i think it just might be
Oh, well that is a picnic, then.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6293 on: October 19, 2014, 06:48:30 PM »
Spracne does it count if I eat a cliff bar with my lady on a beach towel on the hillside at barton springs pool?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6294 on: October 19, 2014, 08:28:39 PM »
Spracne does it count if I eat a cliff bar with my lady on a beach towel on the hillside at barton springs pool?
No.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6295 on: October 19, 2014, 09:01:40 PM »
When was the last time you saw a homeless guy eating a Cliff Bar?  Def not a picnic.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6296 on: October 19, 2014, 09:14:15 PM »
When was the last time you saw a homeless guy eating a Cliff Bar?  Def not a picnic.

dumpster diving may be like a picnic to the homeless  :dunno:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6297 on: November 02, 2014, 09:16:33 PM »
My mom informed me today that she has set me up on a date with a coworkers daughter while I'm visiting her over Thanksgiving.

Is this weird? This seems weird.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6298 on: November 02, 2014, 09:23:10 PM »
Pretty weird.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6299 on: November 02, 2014, 09:23:43 PM »
Your mom is baby crazy