I mean, some of them I feel bad for. They didn't ask to be born in Oklahoma, they just where. And I think we all know if you're born Okie trash there's only one avenue for escape, and that's attending Purple Cat U.
Science has basically proven Kansas State University is the only school with a sofisticated red dirt removal program capable of successfully removing a lifetime of red dirt (a known white trash pathogen) from the lungs.
I look at Cats games @ OSU and OU as being like missionaries to some secluded Pacific islands' native tribe. Before these games they may never have had the chance to hear the holy words of the Wabash Cannonball or attend the Church of Family.
So for those attending, please be kind to the poor (literally and figuratively) Okies that surround you for they know not what they do. Instead, preach the good word of how they may be healed from their affliction by attending THE Kansas State University.
P.S. Those not originally from Oklahoma who choose to attend anyway are just mumped, so screw those super duper uber mega trash.
