Author Topic: Post Real Life Texas Fan Interactions And Planned Interactions ITT (Read 1771 times)

steve dave · « **on:** October 21, 2016, 10:48:44 AM »

I've got 17 cans of purple Krylon in my trunk and a giant peen and balls stencil my bro made at kinkos out of poster board. it's not like hand cut, crappy work. It's super professional, very obviously a giant dong and droopy ball sack. we tried it out on the side of our neighbors shed and you can tell from over a block away exactly what it is.

kslim · « **Reply #1 on:** October 21, 2016, 11:00:25 AM »

per usual if i see a person in burnt orange in the wheelchair seats i will turn them around and have them face the wall, maybe sprinkle a little soda in their hair

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #2 on:** October 21, 2016, 11:10:28 AM »

If i see any, and i mean any, long horn stickers i'm gonna peal them up so fast (but not so fast as to damage the paint, of course) and put them back on upside down, that they won't even know what hit them. I can't wait to see how mad they get.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #3 on:** October 21, 2016, 11:14:07 AM »

I just got hired in the kitchen at an Aggieville dining spot, my bro waits tables there and he will tell me when an order is for a Texas fan and I am going to wipe their hamburger bun around the inside of the toilet

star seed 7 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 21, 2016, 11:15:27 AM »

They are all trump supporters so I don't feel bad at all that our fans will treat them horribly

Tobias · « **Reply #5 on:** October 21, 2016, 11:18:01 AM »

who is their weird robert? I'm gonna head out at halftime and hide his junky-ass mitsubishi truck over at the old chicago parking lot

star seed 7 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 21, 2016, 11:23:32 AM »

Did this one last time texas was in town, but they'd probably fall for it again. My buddy would sneak up behind a teasip and crouch down while I distracted the 'sip with pretend polite conversation and then I would shove the 'sip backwards and they would fall down on their back and my buddy and I would horns down in his face and my other buddy would be urinating in their cooler the whole time

DQ12 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 21, 2016, 11:30:03 AM »

We saw a car with texas plates parked in aggieville late last night and my bro Kyle keyed "EMAW" on the side of it

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #8 on:** October 21, 2016, 11:31:02 AM »

Give them the Mack Brown clap and a hearty "Welcome to K-State" as they approach and then give them the ol double barrel finger(s) as they walk past, behind their back so they don't see you, real smirky like; maybe toss in a horns down and a saw'em off for added zeal.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #9 on:** October 21, 2016, 11:33:13 AM »

Saw 2 horn fans leave Tubbys last night they looked like they had had just a few. I took a picture of their license plate then stopped in the RCPD sub station there and said I saw them so hammered they couldn't walk and gave them the license plate.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 21, 2016, 12:13:53 PM »

Ty for keeping the roads safe DickStone

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #11 on:** October 21, 2016, 12:24:21 PM »

Just saw a longhorn group of fans I went up to them and said what do you call a longhorn with 2 legs?? Ground Beef Foreman

Should've seen the look on their stupid faces

troubledscribe · « **Reply #12 on:** October 21, 2016, 12:25:58 PM »

I'm going to break into Kstate's audio visual booth so I can livestream Steve Dave spray painting purple dicks on everyones car during the game.

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #13 on:** October 21, 2016, 01:47:40 PM »

Bloodfart wussed out and can't go to the game because he "doesn't want to mess with Texas". His words, not mine.
I'll be dropping deuces on Texas windshields in the grass lots anyhow.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #14 on:** October 21, 2016, 02:26:39 PM »

Guys! I just saw a group of texas fans at the daras in candlewood. I rushed to go get a large slushy.. When I came back they were all in the truck getting ready to leave. I ran over to them and gave the roll your window down motion. I told them they had a low tire then said psych and I dumped the slushy all over that guys face and then rushed off in my bros car

hatingfrancisco · « **Reply #15 on:** October 21, 2016, 02:27:48 PM »

I've got 3 or 4 empty Whataburger paper bags from my 7 day living experiment in Dallas. We can fill them with Kite's burgers and give them to Longhorn fans on Saturday!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #16 on:** October 21, 2016, 02:47:56 PM »

Just saw a Tahoe with Texas tags and a huge purple wang with saggy purple nuts driving down Ft. rile Blvd.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 21, 2016, 02:56:31 PM »

I saw a guy with a Texas shirt drop a french fry on the ground in a Burger King parking lot and then eat it anyway. Today this happened.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #18 on:** October 21, 2016, 03:02:40 PM »

Going to smile and shake their hands and thank them for ridding us of Missouri.

deputy dawg · « **Reply #19 on:** October 21, 2016, 03:02:56 PM »

I was walking in Aggieville and saw a TX fan (burnt orange jersey, twang accent) picking her nose. I asked her if she got it all, and she acted kind of pissy about the question.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 21, 2016, 03:03:28 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on October 21, 2016, 02:47:56 PM

Just saw a Tahoe with Texas tags and a huge purple wang with saggy purple nuts driving down Ft. rile Blvd.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #21 on:** October 21, 2016, 03:14:11 PM »

sd was right, it is a real professional looking set up. There is no way that you don't immediately know it is a huge purple crank with massive dangling nuts.

Trim · « **Reply #22 on:** October 21, 2016, 03:27:59 PM »

That's offensive.

meow meow · « **Reply #23 on:** October 21, 2016, 04:46:01 PM »

just saw a purple dong on a Toyota Corolla, let me rephrase that, my 8 year old just saw a purple dong on a Toyota Corolla, then said "hey dad, why does that car have a giant wiener on it?"

thanks steve dave, appreciate it

steve dave · « **Reply #24 on:** October 21, 2016, 07:27:02 PM »

My step dad rick found our purple blasted stencil and barged into my and my bros room with it just now. Asked what the hell we were doing and that he might just let our old bitch neighbor press charges. Just spilled it and told him about the other stuff we were spraying. He was pretty cool about it from there. Said not to get f***ing caught and if we did he didn't know about it because our mom would divorce his ass. Gave us 7 coors lights out of his fishing cooler. Tonight we're turning it up a notch. keep an eye out at the game tomorrow.