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« Reply #1100 on: November 20, 2015, 03:40:43 PM »
I'm pretty sure I have never taken that placeholder SIM card out of my laptop

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« Reply #1101 on: November 24, 2015, 11:47:45 AM »
My chair shocks me at least twice a day, it's pretty hilarious :lol:

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« Reply #1102 on: November 24, 2015, 12:05:04 PM »
The tech guy called the sd card a sim card
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« Reply #1103 on: November 24, 2015, 12:41:23 PM »
I never said I was good at hardware

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« Reply #1104 on: December 02, 2015, 07:17:11 PM »
did I mention we're in a shared space with other companies? Another company came by to mention one of the dogs took a crap by their area

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« Reply #1105 on: December 02, 2015, 07:18:44 PM »
take a picture of the area.  i'm having a hard time understanding.  like, basically no walls at all separating businesses?
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« Reply #1106 on: December 02, 2015, 07:19:59 PM »
I had 19 tabs open today  :lol:

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« Reply #1107 on: December 02, 2015, 07:23:29 PM »
did I mention we're in a shared space with other companies? Another company came by to mention one of the dogs took a crap by their area

deny everything.  demand to see their toddlers.
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« Reply #1108 on: December 02, 2015, 09:22:38 PM »
take a picture of the area.  i'm having a hard time understanding.  like, basically no walls at all separating businesses?
Well, there are offices on the exterior walls surrounding an open area in the center that has a lot of tables and chairs. The offices are filled with a few different companies and the center is free workspace with a couple companies having people there all the time. I'm pretty sure the dog took a crap next to the table where one of the companies worked, but it's quite possible they went into one of the offices to take a crap because they go in and out and dig in everyone's thrash as they please.

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« Reply #1109 on: December 02, 2015, 09:26:14 PM »
Sounds very silicon valley'y

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« Reply #1110 on: December 03, 2015, 03:46:25 PM »
from the office manager:

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?Now that we have 5 little canine buddies in our midst, we must require them to stay with their master/mistress at all times, on a leash if need be.

We are learning that not everyone thinks its cool for dogs to be roaming freely in the work place.

?Be sure to walk your dog regularly, as we have had too many carpet mishaps -- I suspect they were just marking their territory or simply making nervous mistakes -- Other trouble comes when the dogs scavenge the trash cans -- particularly after lunch. You don't want your dog eating chocolate bars and leftover chili.

Keeping your dog with you should stop these incidents.

So Kugel, Ellie, Alta, Zeus and the occasional dachshund -- my apologies for your new restrictions.

We're just trying to keep you in check and on your best behavior.

Love and licks,

The Management

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« Reply #1111 on: December 03, 2015, 03:49:40 PM »
oh no!   :frown:
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« Reply #1112 on: December 03, 2015, 03:51:36 PM »
Ellie is a good dog name
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« Reply #1113 on: December 03, 2015, 03:54:07 PM »
is a female dog owner really called a mistress?
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« Reply #1114 on: December 03, 2015, 04:28:16 PM »
handlers are sometimes referred to as master/mistress.  it's very slightly archaic (but way better than referring to the owner as the dog's mother or father).
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« Reply #1115 on: December 03, 2015, 04:34:02 PM »
handlers are sometimes referred to as master/mistress.  it's very slightly archaic (but way better than referring to the owner as the dog's mother or father).
This needs to go in the pet peeve thread.

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« Reply #1116 on: December 03, 2015, 04:37:04 PM »
it is a huge pet peeve (@ whoever that pun poster is).
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« Reply #1117 on: December 03, 2015, 04:38:51 PM »
He's got finals so I think you're out of luck

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« Reply #1118 on: December 03, 2015, 04:40:19 PM »
I am absolutely my dogs dad (not father).
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« Reply #1119 on: December 03, 2015, 04:46:28 PM »
i'm my dogs' slave owner.  but to each their own.
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« Reply #1121 on: December 03, 2015, 05:44:13 PM »
I don't know how to describe myself in relation to my dog. To me, this dog is just like this jackass that I live with.

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« Reply #1122 on: December 03, 2015, 06:59:50 PM »
I am absolutely my dogs dad (not father).

yes.

my parents are also grandma and grandpa
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« Reply #1123 on: December 03, 2015, 07:15:34 PM »
from the office manager:

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?Now that we have 5 little canine buddies in our midst, we must require them to stay with their master/mistress at all times, on a leash if need be.

We are learning that not everyone thinks its cool for dogs to be roaming freely in the work place.

?Be sure to walk your dog regularly, as we have had too many carpet mishaps -- I suspect they were just marking their territory or simply making nervous mistakes -- Other trouble comes when the dogs scavenge the trash cans -- particularly after lunch. You don't want your dog eating chocolate bars and leftover chili.

Keeping your dog with you should stop these incidents.

So Kugel, Ellie, Alta, Zeus and the occasional dachshund -- my apologies for your new restrictions.

We're just trying to keep you in check and on your best behavior.

Love and licks,

The Management

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1124 on: December 03, 2015, 07:20:18 PM »

I don't know how to describe myself in relation to my dog. To me, this dog is just like this jackass that I live with.

Yea this.  I feel like this dog is my wife's loser cousin or nephew I can't kick out.