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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #825 on: August 07, 2015, 06:38:00 AM »
https://32market.com/

Removed our coke and snack vending machines today.  Replaced with this kiosk and racks of food/drinks.  Now I have no outlet for my change drawer.  You can access your account using a thumb print. 



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They have a thing like this at my job. You get 20% off using the thumb print instead of debit card
Sounds great. I might cut off Abe's thumb to get a discount!   :thumbsup:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #826 on: August 07, 2015, 10:58:09 AM »
https://32market.com/

Removed our coke and snack vending machines today.  Replaced with this kiosk and racks of food/drinks.  Now I have no outlet for my change drawer.  You can access your account using a thumb print. 



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They have a thing like this at my job. You get 20% off using the thumb print instead of debit card
Sounds great. I might cut off Abe's thumb to get a discount!   :thumbsup:
Slobber, don't do it!!!  It will stink up your wallet.  :Wha:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #827 on: August 07, 2015, 11:58:25 AM »
https://32market.com/

Removed our coke and snack vending machines today.  Replaced with this kiosk and racks of food/drinks.  Now I have no outlet for my change drawer.  You can access your account using a thumb print. 



Tom

They have a thing like this at my job. You get 20% off using the thumb print instead of debit card
Sounds great. I might cut off Abe's thumb to get a discount!   :thumbsup:

Who said I have an account set up  ;)

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #828 on: August 07, 2015, 12:27:56 PM »

https://32market.com/

Removed our coke and snack vending machines today.  Replaced with this kiosk and racks of food/drinks.  Now I have no outlet for my change drawer.  You can access your account using a thumb print. 



Tom

They have a thing like this at my job. You get 20% off using the thumb print instead of debit card
Sounds great. I might cut off Abe's thumb to get a discount!   :thumbsup:

Who said I have an account set up  ;)
Want your thumb back?


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #829 on: August 10, 2015, 03:18:41 PM »
https://32market.com/

Removed our coke and snack vending machines today.  Replaced with this kiosk and racks of food/drinks.  Now I have no outlet for my change drawer.  You can access your account using a thumb print. 



Tom

Sounds like an Apple'esqu conspiracy to obtain thumbprints....

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #830 on: August 13, 2015, 02:10:11 PM »
Today we were notified about our cost of living raise. It was a whopping .22%! My manager sold me on this job making it sound like I'd get a 5K raise come July.  :lol:

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« Reply #831 on: August 13, 2015, 03:48:28 PM »

Today we were notified about our cost of living raise. It was a whopping .22%! My manager sold me on this job making it sound like I'd get a 5K raise come July.  :lol:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #832 on: August 13, 2015, 03:49:35 PM »

Today we were notified about our cost of living raise. It was a whopping .22%! My manager sold me on this job making it sound like I'd get a 5K raise come July.  :lol:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #833 on: August 13, 2015, 03:50:12 PM »
the front desk receptionist got his hair cut into a mullet today on purpose.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #834 on: August 13, 2015, 03:54:01 PM »

the front desk receptionist got his hair cut into a mullet today on purpose.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #835 on: August 13, 2015, 03:55:07 PM »
just saw 2 guys I work with planking in a conference room.
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« Reply #836 on: August 13, 2015, 03:57:53 PM »

the front desk receptionist got his hair cut into a mullet today on purpose.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #837 on: August 13, 2015, 03:59:23 PM »
just saw 2 guys I work with planking in a conference room.

you definitely should have knocked...

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #838 on: August 13, 2015, 03:59:58 PM »
Today we were notified about our cost of living raise. It was a whopping .22%! My manager sold me on this job making it sound like I'd get a 5K raise come July.  :lol:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #839 on: August 13, 2015, 04:05:00 PM »
Today we were notified about our cost of living raise. It was a whopping .22%! My manager sold me on this job making it sound like I'd get a 5K raise come July.  :lol:

That's terrible, but not surprising.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #840 on: August 13, 2015, 04:06:21 PM »
just saw 2 guys I work with planking in a conference room.

Did you tell them that planking has been out for like 4 years?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #841 on: August 13, 2015, 04:07:32 PM »
. 22 is a bigger insult than zero
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #842 on: August 13, 2015, 04:08:37 PM »
just saw 2 guys I work with planking in a conference room.

Did you tell them that planking has been out for like 4 years?

I told them that if I ever see it again I'm calling the police.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #844 on: August 13, 2015, 04:15:51 PM »
Yeah. They can defintely take their 66ish bucks and shove it.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #845 on: August 13, 2015, 04:23:52 PM »
Yeah. They can defintely take their 66ish bucks and shove it.

Haha, ouch SDK

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #846 on: August 13, 2015, 04:49:51 PM »
Calling it a cost of living increase is laughable. Calling it a "Go see your KSU Cats on us" increase is nice. I'll take the latter anyday.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #847 on: August 13, 2015, 06:34:08 PM »
They should have just done the math to see what .22% would be over the next year and given it to you up front in cash.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #848 on: August 13, 2015, 08:11:10 PM »

They should have just done the math to see what .22% would be over the next year and given it to you up front in cash.

Like out of the walking around money in their wallet
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #849 on: August 13, 2015, 08:15:01 PM »
I wanted to calculate what that would be for me and I had to do the calculation 3 times before I put enough zeros in front of the "22" to get an accurate answer.


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