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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #475 on: August 20, 2014, 12:46:12 PM »
A guy I work with was dealing with a walk-in lady who wanted to file a complaint, but she was irrational and began yelling for no reason.  The guy put up with it for a couple of minutes, and then said "I don't eat oysters".  The lady stared at him for a minute, and then turned and left, figuring the guy I work with is even nuttier than she is.

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« Reply #476 on: August 20, 2014, 12:47:21 PM »
Wild stuff.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #477 on: August 25, 2014, 09:58:33 AM »
barfy-not-necessarily-hilarious: I've been out of the office awhile and left a bag of pistachios on my desk. In that time our bldg developed a mouse infestation and i returned to find that they had gone to rough ridin' pound down and my desk was covered in mouse turds :barf:

the guy I share an office with had a mouse turd on his mouse pad!

Also there is a public stack bar area and the mice bypassed the mouse traps and destroyed all the snickers but left all the other snacks and candies alone, so snickers really must be the best snack.

I have located their most likely game trails and emplaced peanut butter baited mousetraps for judging these fools.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #478 on: August 25, 2014, 10:17:05 AM »
barfy-not-necessarily-hilarious: I've been out of the office awhile and left a bag of pistachios on my desk. In that time our bldg developed a mouse infestation and i returned to find that they had gone to rough ridin' pound down and my desk was covered in mouse turds :barf:

the guy I share an office with had a mouse turd on his mouse pad!

Also there is a public stack bar area and the mice bypassed the mouse traps and destroyed all the snickers but left all the other snacks and candies alone, so snickers really must be the best snack.

I have located their most likely game trails and emplaced peanut butter baited mousetraps for judging these fools.

Why didn't you put Snickers in the traps?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #479 on: August 25, 2014, 10:20:01 AM »
barfy-not-necessarily-hilarious: I've been out of the office awhile and left a bag of pistachios on my desk. In that time our bldg developed a mouse infestation and i returned to find that they had gone to rough ridin' pound down and my desk was covered in mouse turds :barf:

the guy I share an office with had a mouse turd on his mouse pad!

Also there is a public stack bar area and the mice bypassed the mouse traps and destroyed all the snickers but left all the other snacks and candies alone, so snickers really must be the best snack.

I have located their most likely game trails and emplaced peanut butter baited mousetraps for judging these fools.

Why didn't you put Snickers in the traps?

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't be able to waste the yummy goodness of snickers. I'd keep eating every piece I tore off to bait the traps.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #480 on: August 25, 2014, 10:23:20 AM »
hmm

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #481 on: August 25, 2014, 10:37:54 AM »
I've been out of the office awhile and left a bag of pistachios on my desk. In that time our bldg developed a mouse infestation

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I've concluded that the infestation was caused by the bag of pistachios. 

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #482 on: August 25, 2014, 11:10:43 AM »
hmmmm

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #483 on: August 25, 2014, 09:22:08 PM »
what kind of mouse?
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #484 on: August 25, 2014, 10:28:55 PM »
There was a bee in my office today.  Several clients were freaking out.  I waited until it landed on my office door and judged it in front of them. 

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« Reply #485 on: August 25, 2014, 10:37:21 PM »
There was a bee in my office today.  Several clients were freaking out.  I waited until it landed on my office door and judged it in front of them.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #486 on: August 25, 2014, 11:13:59 PM »
what kind of mouse?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #487 on: August 26, 2014, 02:32:02 AM »
There was a bee in my office today.  Several clients were freaking out.  I waited until it landed on my office door and judged it in front of them.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #488 on: August 26, 2014, 01:52:56 PM »
I didn't catch my mouse yet. Big Snickers shill Mrs. Gooch might be on to something despite her motives.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #489 on: August 27, 2014, 02:41:04 PM »
I have something to share, but it's not hilarious, per se.  It's more along the lines of a I'm Silently Judging You Thread.  Is there some thread for that type of stuff?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #490 on: August 27, 2014, 02:48:28 PM »
I have something to share, but it's not hilarious, per se.  It's more along the lines of a I'm Silently Judging You Thread.  Is there some thread for that type of stuff?
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #491 on: August 27, 2014, 03:06:12 PM »
I have something to share, but it's not hilarious, per se.  It's more along the lines of a I'm Silently Judging You Thread.  Is there some thread for that type of stuff?
That is every thread.
Specifically office/work related, tho.  Coworker quotes, perhaps?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #492 on: August 27, 2014, 03:55:53 PM »
Quote and silent don't really compute.
Will it make somebody else laugh because you are silently judging? Maybe through a great pun in and put it in this thread.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #493 on: August 27, 2014, 04:12:26 PM »
Quote and silent don't really compute.
Will it make somebody else laugh because you are silently judging? Maybe through a great pun in and put it in this thread.


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No, it's not really funny.  It's more of a "I'm silently judging you" as a result of a quote, and many folks here either share my sentiment or are guilty of the same behavior.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #494 on: August 27, 2014, 04:15:12 PM »
MAKE 'EM BEG FOR IT, SPRACNE PIMP

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #495 on: August 27, 2014, 04:17:00 PM »
I'm just going to say, it's a good idea to learn the NATO Phonetic Alphabet.  It's 26 words, and you only have to learn it once.  It keeps you from saying stupid things in professional settings and also keeps Spracne from silently judging you.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #496 on: August 27, 2014, 04:18:58 PM »
I'm just going to say, it's a good idea to learn the NATO Phonetic Alphabet.  It's 26 words, and you only have to learn it once.  It keeps you from saying stupid things in professional settings and also keeps Spracne from silently judging you.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #497 on: August 27, 2014, 04:21:47 PM »
oh man I have had some phoenetic alphabet snafus of my own!

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #498 on: August 27, 2014, 04:23:15 PM »
Share the anecdote(s). 
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #499 on: August 27, 2014, 04:24:54 PM »
I'm just going to say, it's a good idea to learn the NATO Phonetic Alphabet.  It's 26 words, and you only have to learn it once.  It keeps you from saying stupid things in professional settings and also keeps Spracne from silently judging you.
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Just saying, it's much better to have a predetermined set of words.  Otherwise, it becomes some type of clinical psychology word association exercise.