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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #425 on: July 08, 2014, 01:07:27 PM »
not a funny story, but when I lived in Michigan, EVERYONE went on vacation for Spring Break. Somehow every school has the exact same spring break there and everyone like packs the minivan for florida or something. The office was a ghost town during spring break and it was great.

i've heard this exact same thing from other michigan friends. would be funny if you just went north for sb to your weird mackinac island thing

I don't think it's open yet.

Another fun michigan fact: a family we know has a family "cabin" that is 17 miles from their regular house. And they go there to "get away from it all" like 2 weeks a year.

they must really love where they live 


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« Reply #426 on: July 08, 2014, 01:26:15 PM »
Saw this today...


Then saw this email from the local prez...

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I know there is lots of curiosity on what happened to the door
 
I would like to tell you all that Donna ****** got caught between the doors “AGAIN”, and this time she used the zucchini to free herself
 
But, nothing more than temperature change and glass with a flaw that caused the glass to burst, much like we see happen in the office once in a while
 
Have a great day, see you at the employee meeting


So an employee somehow got stuck between doors, and not for the first time either.  Then she managed to free herself using a vegetable.  Was the zucchini within reach or did she already have it on her in case she got stuck again?  Oh BTW people at this office are somewhat used to glass doors bursting.

So much going on here I don't even know where to start.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #427 on: July 08, 2014, 01:33:51 PM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #428 on: July 08, 2014, 01:34:18 PM »
Don't know if it's hilarious, but co-worker snuck into my office while I was doing field work, and got on my computer before it locked--had it lock after 3 minutes if unattended.  He sent an email from my computer to a bunch of women in the office that said "I love you.".  Only found out because they all emailed back that they loved me too.  Bastard.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #429 on: July 08, 2014, 01:34:32 PM »
Did the zucchini belong to Donna or was it a company zucchini?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #430 on: July 08, 2014, 01:37:51 PM »
Don't know if it's hilarious, but co-worker snuck into my office while I was doing field work, and got on my computer before it locked--had it lock after 3 minutes if unattended.  He sent an email from my computer to a bunch of women in the office that said "I love you.".  Only found out because they all emailed back that they loved me too.  Bastard.

That's really bizarre.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #431 on: July 08, 2014, 01:43:55 PM »
Guys I'm flummoxed here too.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #432 on: July 08, 2014, 01:48:52 PM »
I want to burn this place down today. That would be pretty funny to me, I guess?  :dunno:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #433 on: July 08, 2014, 01:50:47 PM »
I want to burn this place down today. That would be pretty funny to me, I guess?  :dunno:

lost first place?

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« Reply #434 on: July 08, 2014, 01:53:56 PM »
I want to burn this place down today. That would be pretty funny to me, I guess?  :dunno:

lost first place?
The two ppl who recruited me here have left in the last two weeks and I surpassed my goal this month, but all of a sudden I've had 3 students who've no showed for their start, their phones are off, and management is asking me how I can get last second students before Thursday? Answer: "I CAN'T! IT'S NOT FAIR TO THEM TO START THIS LATE!" My Answer: "I'll see what I can do!"

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #435 on: July 08, 2014, 01:57:22 PM »
I want to burn this place down today. That would be pretty funny to me, I guess?  :dunno:

lost first place?
The two ppl who recruited me here have left in the last two weeks and I surpassed my goal this month, but all of a sudden I've had 3 students who've no showed for their start, their phones are off, and management is asking me how I can get last second students before Thursday? Answer: "I CAN'T! IT'S NOT FAIR TO THEM TO START THIS LATE!" My Answer: "I'll see what I can do!"

It's been my experience that the best sales people bring the most revenue into the company are the ones management picks on and fucks with until they quit or they are fired.  Hang the eff in there bro.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #436 on: July 08, 2014, 01:59:28 PM »
I want to burn this place down today. That would be pretty funny to me, I guess?  :dunno:

lost first place?
The two ppl who recruited me here have left in the last two weeks and I surpassed my goal this month, but all of a sudden I've had 3 students who've no showed for their start, their phones are off, and management is asking me how I can get last second students before Thursday? Answer: "I CAN'T! IT'S NOT FAIR TO THEM TO START THIS LATE!" My Answer: "I'll see what I can do!"

It's been my experience that the best sales people bring the most revenue into the company are the ones management picks on and fucks with until they quit or they are fired.  Hang the eff in there bro.
Very true! They've been hanging on myself and the girl I hated at first (but don't anymore, poor thing had a rough up bringing, I probably judged her too soon).

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #437 on: July 08, 2014, 02:01:07 PM »
I want to burn this place down today. That would be pretty funny to me, I guess?  :dunno:

lost first place?
The two ppl who recruited me here have left in the last two weeks and I surpassed my goal this month, but all of a sudden I've had 3 students who've no showed for their start, their phones are off, and management is asking me how I can get last second students before Thursday? Answer: "I CAN'T! IT'S NOT FAIR TO THEM TO START THIS LATE!" My Answer: "I'll see what I can do!"

Maybe Joffrey will let you have the pick of the dungeons? :dunno:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #438 on: July 08, 2014, 02:52:09 PM »
not a funny story, but when I lived in Michigan, EVERYONE went on vacation for Spring Break. Somehow every school has the exact same spring break there and everyone like packs the minivan for florida or something. The office was a ghost town during spring break and it was great.

i've heard this exact same thing from other michigan friends. would be funny if you just went north for sb to your weird mackinac island thing

I don't think it's open yet.

Another fun michigan fact: a family we know has a family "cabin" that is 17 miles from their regular house. And they go there to "get away from it all" like 2 weeks a year.

Is the cabin on a lake?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #439 on: July 08, 2014, 03:01:12 PM »

not a funny story, but when I lived in Michigan, EVERYONE went on vacation for Spring Break. Somehow every school has the exact same spring break there and everyone like packs the minivan for florida or something. The office was a ghost town during spring break and it was great.

i've heard this exact same thing from other michigan friends. would be funny if you just went north for sb to your weird mackinac island thing

I don't think it's open yet.

Another fun michigan fact: a family we know has a family "cabin" that is 17 miles from their regular house. And they go there to "get away from it all" like 2 weeks a year.

That's weird, but also strangely common here too.

I know a guy who lives in KC and has another place on a lake Lee's Summit, and know a couple Lawrence/Topeka families that have places on a lake in Mclouth (not far from either city).

Council Grove people do that a lot too.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #440 on: July 08, 2014, 03:04:32 PM »
I'd rather have a lake house at Lake Lotawana than Lake of the Ozarks because driving 3 hours sucks.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #441 on: July 08, 2014, 03:07:36 PM »

I'd rather have a lake house at Lake Lotawana than Lake of the Ozarks because driving 3 hours sucks.

Says the wuss who doesn't want a kick ass drag boat.

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« Reply #442 on: July 08, 2014, 03:08:46 PM »

not a funny story, but when I lived in Michigan, EVERYONE went on vacation for Spring Break. Somehow every school has the exact same spring break there and everyone like packs the minivan for florida or something. The office was a ghost town during spring break and it was great.

i've heard this exact same thing from other michigan friends. would be funny if you just went north for sb to your weird mackinac island thing

I don't think it's open yet.

Another fun michigan fact: a family we know has a family "cabin" that is 17 miles from their regular house. And they go there to "get away from it all" like 2 weeks a year.

That's weird, but also strangely common here too.

I know a guy who lives in KC and has another place on a lake Lee's Summit, and know a couple Lawrence/Topeka families that have places on a lake in Mclouth (not far from either city).

Council Grove people do that a lot too.

yeah. you're not a "made" mhker until you have a cabin on council grove lake.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #443 on: July 08, 2014, 03:10:21 PM »

I'd rather have a lake house at Lake Lotawana than Lake of the Ozarks because driving 3 hours sucks.

Says the wuss who doesn't want a kick ass drag boat.

As long as we're imagining, I think I'd rather have a beach house than either, but only 17 miles from my regular house, with a really nice ocean view and a wine cellar. Also a mountain view behind the house with wildflower gardens and horses in a stable for riding

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #444 on: July 08, 2014, 03:14:05 PM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #445 on: July 08, 2014, 03:19:45 PM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #446 on: July 08, 2014, 03:26:15 PM »
i'm still looking for a beach with quality sand on which to build my beach house


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #447 on: July 08, 2014, 03:51:46 PM »

not a funny story, but when I lived in Michigan, EVERYONE went on vacation for Spring Break. Somehow every school has the exact same spring break there and everyone like packs the minivan for florida or something. The office was a ghost town during spring break and it was great.

i've heard this exact same thing from other michigan friends. would be funny if you just went north for sb to your weird mackinac island thing

I don't think it's open yet.

Another fun michigan fact: a family we know has a family "cabin" that is 17 miles from their regular house. And they go there to "get away from it all" like 2 weeks a year.

That's weird, but also strangely common here too.

I know a guy who lives in KC and has another place on a lake Lee's Summit, and know a couple Lawrence/Topeka families that have places on a lake in Mclouth (not far from either city).

Council Grove people do that a lot too.

Yup, it all involves water though.  No one has a non-lake house 17 miles away.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #448 on: July 08, 2014, 03:55:12 PM »
i'm still looking for a beach with quality sand on which to build my beach house

the wise man built his house upon the rock

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« Reply #449 on: July 08, 2014, 04:01:35 PM »
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