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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #125 on: February 05, 2014, 05:54:33 PM »
jorts chafe like crazy. props to the Michigan dudes who risked their February thighs to poke fun at their little brother.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #126 on: February 08, 2014, 08:44:33 AM »
It's painful for bandwagon Cornhole Fans like pride knowing that it's now going on 12 years since Cornhole has even won a conference title.

They'll likely become like South Carolina or Arkansas, stuffing the stadium, every year will be "The Year", but alas at the end, it'll be at least 3 or 4 losses.

Their internal rage will build and build. 




Bandwagon? I've been a Husker fan since the early 70's. It's all cyclical as they say, but god forbid it should last as long as a KSU cycle of 90 plus years.

Care to put some money where your mouth is big shot? NU will still be relevant while poor KSU will still be just another scrimmage.

At least there is one positive. NU will now be playing the original purple wildcats from Northwestern. Hell, KSU even had to copy the mascots name. Nothing about your posts or your school is original. Don't you have some W-2's to mail out?

Looking back three years later, Dax really clownsuited 'skerpride right here.

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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #127 on: February 08, 2014, 09:10:31 AM »
you know what's really sad?  I bet the poor Huskers don't even understand they're being made fun of. :frown:

The more things change...

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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #128 on: February 08, 2014, 09:43:13 AM »
Is there any better BBS comment than "care to put your money where your mouth is big shot?"

I don't think so.

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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #129 on: February 08, 2014, 10:19:23 AM »
I bet you're right. They were probably "Oh hey, this is just like home. They're are so welcoming."

you know what's really sad?  I bet the poor Huskers don't even understand they're being made fun of. :frown:

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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #130 on: February 08, 2014, 10:34:50 AM »
they left the B12 because they felt like a second fiddle to Texas. now they're like the very last crappiest fiddle in the entire band because their new conference hates them.  :frown:

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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #131 on: February 08, 2014, 10:54:34 AM »
Buyer's remorse  :blank:

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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #132 on: February 08, 2014, 11:17:20 AM »
they left the B12 because they felt like a second fiddle to Texas. now they're like the very last crappiest fiddle in the entire band because their new conference hates them.  :frown:

They actually were second fiddle to Texas

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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #133 on: February 08, 2014, 11:43:44 AM »
they left the B12 because they felt like a second fiddle to Texas. now they're like the very last crappiest fiddle in the entire band because their new conference hates them.  :frown:

They actually were second fiddle to Texas
i would say third or fourth

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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #134 on: February 08, 2014, 11:56:34 AM »
I'm actually kind of impressed Michigan made the effort.

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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #136 on: April 12, 2014, 03:02:36 PM »
Hilarious

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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #137 on: April 12, 2014, 03:57:34 PM »
incredible stud move
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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #138 on: April 12, 2014, 04:54:43 PM »
Amazing

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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #139 on: April 12, 2014, 05:37:21 PM »
Lol


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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #140 on: April 12, 2014, 05:48:04 PM »
God damn, now my hate isn't as pure.  :frown:

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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #141 on: April 12, 2014, 06:43:03 PM »
damn it

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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #142 on: April 12, 2014, 08:13:42 PM »
i always knew he was a stud, now i feel vindicated

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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #143 on: April 12, 2014, 08:41:19 PM »
Did he spike the cat in anger from the first scrimmage mistake?

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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #144 on: April 12, 2014, 09:14:08 PM »
i was looking up stats to ridicule him and realized he is above .700 in conference play over the last 6 years.  If he could manage to avoid pissing himself and win a big game that matters ( conference championship game, playoff game etc) they might let him retire there.
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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #145 on: April 13, 2014, 08:06:43 AM »
He has done one thing right in his entire time at NU...but that one thing is pretty rough ridin' awesome.

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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #146 on: April 13, 2014, 10:08:23 AM »
Little known fact:  Bo has led the Bayou Kittie baseball league in home runs and ops each of the last 4 seasons.
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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #147 on: April 13, 2014, 02:43:50 PM »
That's animal cruelty, guys

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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #148 on: July 16, 2014, 12:37:04 PM »
https://www.yahoo.com/travel/12-ways-to-p-ss-off-a-nebraskan-91881013497.html



5. Assume that we want a professional sports team.

On the topic of blackshirts, why would we need a professional sports team when we have the Cornhuskers? On game days, Memorial Stadium becomes the third-largest city in the state. You bleed red, but we bleed Husker red. We sell out stadiums, chug Elk Creek, and down Runzas while humming the tunnel walk. Nothing else matters.


6. Tell us we used to be good at football.

And one more thing about football. There are two ways to really get a Nebraskan’s blood boiling. The first is to reference the Husker domination in the ’90s as some kind of distant memory — it’s still very real to us. Second, don’t ask us who Tom Osborne is. If you don’t know, then kindly leave our state.

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Re: Goodbye, Nebraska
« Reply #149 on: July 16, 2014, 12:42:19 PM »
lets go slam some 'unzas bros, and put on our Tom Frasier jerseys and jam out in my camaro!