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Re: Banana bread
« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2018, 03:53:26 PM »
controversial opinion:  carrot cake would be more popular if it were called carrot bread.
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Re: Banana bread
« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2018, 03:54:54 PM »
we're in the trust tree so i'm just going to out with it: coffee cake and carrot cake are indistinguishable to me

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Re: Banana bread
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2018, 03:58:52 PM »
Coffee cake is great and carrot cake sucks.

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Re: Banana bread
« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2018, 05:07:45 PM »
If I'm going to eat carbs like that, I want something that tastes REALLY rough ridin' good. I don't want banana bread in the same way I don't want off brand chocolate.

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Re: Banana bread
« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2018, 05:39:11 PM »
Banana bread and carrot cake are both great but I feel like they are in the same family so they should both be the same thing (bread or cake) not one of each.

Or is carrot a cake simply because you put frosting on it?

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Re: Banana bread
« Reply #30 on: May 24, 2018, 05:39:49 PM »
carrot cake?  more like barf cake. gtfoh


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Re: Banana bread
« Reply #31 on: May 24, 2018, 05:53:46 PM »
the carrot only belongs in beef stew and maybe a pot pie


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Re: Banana bread
« Reply #32 on: May 24, 2018, 06:10:26 PM »
or in some idiot bunny's mouth


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Re: Banana bread
« Reply #33 on: May 24, 2018, 07:01:04 PM »
Carrot is The King of cakes.

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Re: Banana bread
« Reply #34 on: May 24, 2018, 07:15:50 PM »
the carrot only belongs in beef stew and maybe a pot pie

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Re: Banana bread
« Reply #35 on: May 24, 2018, 07:39:20 PM »
i like carrots as a hummus delivery vehicle.  i adore them all soft and meat tastingy with a pot roast.
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Re: Banana bread
« Reply #36 on: May 24, 2018, 08:13:22 PM »
I keep a bag of baby carrots in the fridge for the late night munchies
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Re: Banana bread
« Reply #37 on: May 25, 2018, 06:05:36 PM »
I keep a bag of baby carrots in the fridge for the late night munchies

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Re: Banana bread
« Reply #38 on: May 26, 2018, 07:32:21 AM »
My favorite carrot cake ever is served at J Alexander's.  I think my carrot cake enjoyment is directly proportional to the quality of the cream cheese frosting on the cake. 

Unlike carrot cake, I like banana break without frosting...I don't think I have ever had it WITH frosting.   Does this make banana bread superior to carrot cake, or does it make it simply unoptimized?   :confused:

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Re: Banana bread
« Reply #39 on: May 26, 2018, 07:59:54 AM »
I think Pete just figured out why banana bread is bread and carrot cake is cake

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Re: Banana bread
« Reply #40 on: July 28, 2018, 08:37:10 AM »
some things shouldn't be combined
like banana and bread
or - carrot and cake

How about zucchini bread/cake?  I’ll tell you.  It’s also amazing.  Especially if you throw some raisins in there.

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Re: Banana bread
« Reply #41 on: July 29, 2018, 10:43:50 AM »
Banana Bread is good, and carrot cake is like, oh, 14th on the list of top cakes.


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Re: Banana bread
« Reply #42 on: July 29, 2018, 11:22:34 AM »
With Dax on this.  I feel like carrot cake is just trying too hard

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Re: Banana bread
« Reply #43 on: July 29, 2018, 05:48:36 PM »
there’s something wrong with you people


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Re: Banana bread
« Reply #44 on: July 29, 2018, 05:52:54 PM »
I, for one, think banana bread is too stringy.
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