Day one. Left MCI @ 7:40 drank bloody Mary's on the plane. My friend who is an elite air traffic controller called the pilot who told the crew to take care of us and we got 2 free drinks and an announcement of the bachelor party which got us 2 or 3 more (can't remember from Randos on the plane)
Touch down, hit liquor store Welcome to Vegas sign ETC. Arrive at hotel, room's not ready. Register for 11:00 poker Tourney @ MGM. Play some table games and drink waiting for Poker tourney. Won about 100 bucks playing Holdem shootout.
Post poker tourney we hit a craps table. We play for like 6 hours completely losing track of time. up like 400 bucks at this point. Go to hotel room. Go to the pool for happy hour 6-7:30 15 dollar Sangria pitchers. Win a poolside beer pong tourney.
crap shower and shave, go out for a dinner at Top Chef guys steak house. At this point don't remember what I ate. Walk the Strip from MGM to Oshea's(?) gamble there, Gamble at Wild Bill's(?) Take A cab to Strip club, Sapphire Where I'm greeted by Frenchy from Rock of love :throwup: at this point I'm the only one up and retardedly I treat at the club. Don't stay very long. Hit up Freemont street gamble at like 3 or 4 places. One of my friends and I get a bite to eat at a diner (4 AM ish?) I'm eating my burger and look up over my buddie's shoulder and in front of me at a booth 20 feet away is sitting a 40ish overweight prostitute in a black miniskirt with legs spread showing me her abused chaunch. Throw up in my mouth a little while lol'ing for my buddy to turn around.
Day 2, Hit up MGM lazy river pool, float around for 3-4 hours playing peg the prostitute. Go to stratusphere to do the jump off the top thing (I did not do). came back to the strip and hit up Ceasar's Oshea's again bumble around some other places Crashed about 4 AM again, got up at 8 did some morning gambling @NY NY, and Aria got to the airport @ 11 for 12:30 flight that got delayed 45 mins. Ate an incredible 360 burrito. Came home.
Might have pics at some point. Pretty much a tornado of drinking and gambling. can't wait to go back.