Author Topic: Bats (Read 2403 times)

CHONGS · « **on:** May 31, 2018, 07:03:55 PM »

Is it really fair to call them rodents? Or is that outdated? I mean they can fly and that has to count for something.

sys · « **Reply #1 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:06:28 PM »

more like is it fair to rodents.

Spracne · « **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:07:00 PM »

No, it's not fair. Who said that?

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Spracne · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:07:34 PM »

Bats are pretty spectacular.

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CHONGS · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:09:32 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on May 31, 2018, 07:07:00 PM

No, it's not fair. Who said that?

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It's been said, can't reveal more than that.

CHONGS · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:10:30 PM »

Quote from: sys on May 31, 2018, 07:06:28 PM

more like is it fair to rodents.

Interesting angle....I bet capybaras don't like getting lumped in with those one tiny bats that eat flies.

Spracne · « **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:11:06 PM »

Well your anonymous sources need to check their facts.

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CHONGS · « **Reply #7 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:16:36 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on May 31, 2018, 07:11:06 PM

Well your anonymous sources need to check their facts.

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Well you're on the list now...

steve dave · « **Reply #8 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:25:33 PM »

-scene- sd bro's cow farm house just outside of Meade, KS. There is a cookout happening. It's like 6 PM. The date is last weekend. The drink level is like 3 vodka sodas. the people involved are sd, lil sd, local Meade, KS guy sd knows, sd dad, and sd cow farmer bro.

sd bro: there are over a trillion bats in that old barn.

sd: lil sd, let's go check his stats.

sd dad: here's a flashlight

sd: ok

(sd, lil sd, and this other guy you people don't know or have anyone to relate him to walk over to this barn....it immediately gets incred noisy. like sucking air between your teeth sound but like a jet engine level of it. it smells like what bat poop smells like. I shine the flashlight at the ceiling)

sd: oh man, there are over a trillion bats in here.
(they are like the size of a mouse with wings and not giant rough ridin' face hugger alien sized freak ones. pretty cute.)

lil sd: it smells. why is that old oven in here?

-scene-

Spracne · « **Reply #9 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:30:57 PM »

Bats are great for many reasons, not the least of which is their ability to adroitly maneuver around you before you even see them coming. They're like the opposite of dumbass jellyfish...

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CHONGS · « **Reply #10 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:31:06 PM »

Why was the oven there????!!!

Spracne · « **Reply #11 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:31:35 PM »

He misspelled coven.

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CHONGS · « **Reply #12 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:33:45 PM »

Maybe it's mouseschwitz

steve dave · « **Reply #13 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:34:16 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on May 31, 2018, 07:31:06 PM

Why was the oven there????!!!

it's a mystery. also tons of old wood, farm equipment wheels and tires, empty paper sacks farmers collect for no reason, you name it. just like every other barn in the entire world.

Spracne · « **Reply #14 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:35:26 PM »

Chings, tell us your true feelings about bats, plz.

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CHONGS · « **Reply #15 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:36:18 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on May 31, 2018, 07:34:16 PM

Quote from: Chingon on May 31, 2018, 07:31:06 PM
Why was the oven there????!!!

it's a mystery. also tons of old wood, farm equipment wheels and tires, empty paper sacks farmers collect for no reason, you name it. just like every other barn in the entire world.

I feel like all barns have some hidden treasure somewhere.

CHONGS · « **Reply #16 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:36:58 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on May 31, 2018, 07:35:26 PM

Chings, tell us your true feelings about bats, plz.

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I saw one in the hallway once. It makes you rethink a lot of things.

Spracne · « **Reply #17 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:37:30 PM »

Answer the question, plz.

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CHONGS · « **Reply #18 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:41:01 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on May 31, 2018, 07:35:26 PM

Chings, tell us your true feelings about bats, plz.

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Is it weird that I have a semirecurring dream where I am having sex with a human size bat (or maybe I've shrunk, can't really tell) but it then it reveals itself to be Edward James Olmos?

CHONGS · « **Reply #19 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:41:31 PM »

Oh God, I might be in love with a bat.

Spracne · « **Reply #20 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:42:23 PM »

It has become clear that the opportunity for growth and learning is presently lacking in this thread, so I will refrain from participating until further notice.

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CHONGS · « **Reply #21 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:42:29 PM »

In my defense, it was stand and deliver Ed and not Battlestar Galactica Ed.

steve dave · « **Reply #22 on:** May 31, 2018, 07:43:08 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on May 31, 2018, 07:36:18 PM

Quote from: steve dave on May 31, 2018, 07:34:16 PM
Quote from: Chingon on May 31, 2018, 07:31:06 PM
Why was the oven there????!!!

it's a mystery. also tons of old wood, farm equipment wheels and tires, empty paper sacks farmers collect for no reason, you name it. just like every other barn in the entire world.
I feel like all barns have some hidden treasure somewhere.

mostly just garbage and old wheels and tires and bats and baby kittens that you will never be able to domesticate after they reach like 1 month old because they are wild AF

DQ12 · « **Reply #23 on:** May 31, 2018, 08:00:22 PM »

sprac is biased because austin has this weird thing with bats.

bats serve their purpose, but i never want to see them. their erratic flight pattern is unseemly.

sys · « **Reply #24 on:** May 31, 2018, 08:03:17 PM »

if only fledermaus still posted.