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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2017, 11:45:48 PM »
the stoolies

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A Stoolie is a person who reads or follows barstoolsports.com. The Stoolie demographic tends to consist of college aged or post-college aged males who read the site on weekdays instead of studying, going to class or working. Stoolies are active participants of the site and contribute to the site's success. Stoolie comments on blogs often highlight the website, and Stoolies email "smokes", blog ideas, and other content that bloggers share. Though Stoolies are loyal to the website, they are quick to point out grammar and spelling errors. Always brutally honest, Stoolies rate the quality of individual blogs, "wake-ups", celebrity asses, and the overall quality of bloggers themselves. In addition, Stoolies have been known to cause controversy on the site. Once, Stoolies came up with the conspiracy theory that one blogger, "neil" was actually a fictional creation of El Presidente, who wrote terrible blogs in neil's name in order to boost the liking of other bloggers (especially himself). This conspiracy theory led to the #revealneil twitter phenomenon where Stoolies demanded a video or picture of neil be posted on the site to confirm his existence.
Although Stoolies often post negative comments, they are also very charitable. After the Boston Marathon Bombings Stoolies raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going to funds to help the victims. However, Stoolies are quick to mention that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as El Pres's nose.
From barstool comment section: "My boss just caught me trying to guess Rachel Bison's ass and is having barstool blocked from my computer...turns out the IT guy is a fellow Stoolie and will be blocking "barstoolsport.com". Fuckin' Stoolies everywhere man, this bitch cant hold me down."

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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2017, 11:52:08 PM »
I still want to enjoy Bills fans crashing through tables so please copy any of that content going forward and paste it here.

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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2017, 09:45:25 AM »
KU football is a sleeping giant and always has been - beems

If LHC Bill Snyder had been hired at KU years ago, we'd have a national championship in football and a couple more BCS bowls. - beems

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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2017, 09:48:03 AM »
You might want to dig on Adam Best, ironically he is no saint

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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #30 on: October 18, 2017, 09:52:40 AM »
I was just posting a tweet.  I have no idea who he is
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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #31 on: October 18, 2017, 09:52:53 AM »
Fanning reads that crap all day, every day.


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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #32 on: October 18, 2017, 09:56:01 AM »
I was just posting a tweet.  I have no idea who he is

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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #34 on: October 18, 2017, 10:09:00 AM »
"those guys are the worst!"- Says board known for saying crazy crap to stir things up :lol:

They really are tho. I do laugh when they go after Taylor Swift, because OMG, why is she even a thing?
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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #35 on: October 18, 2017, 10:16:03 AM »
Do non-stoolies hate Sam ponder too? I've never seen anything negative about her before
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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #36 on: October 18, 2017, 10:23:06 AM »
Do non-stoolies hate Sam ponder too? I've never seen anything negative about her before
I too ponder that

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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #37 on: October 18, 2017, 10:47:43 AM »
I enjoy some of their stuff. I get more enjoyment out of the people who decide to get offended by them.
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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #38 on: October 18, 2017, 10:48:04 AM »
I appreciate sophomoric humor
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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #39 on: October 18, 2017, 10:51:35 AM »
I enjoy some of their stuff. I get more enjoyment out of the people who decide to get offended by them.

This.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.


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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #40 on: October 18, 2017, 10:53:04 AM »
Yeah, like EllRII!  :love:

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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #41 on: October 18, 2017, 11:01:21 AM »
Don't understand the Ponder hate tho.
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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #42 on: October 18, 2017, 11:02:19 AM »
I listened to part of a Ponder My Take Podcast. There were some funny moments, but a lot of it is just silliness.

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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #43 on: October 18, 2017, 11:06:17 AM »
"those guys are the worst!"- Says board known for saying crazy crap to stir things up :lol:

goEMAW has IRL defended female sideline reporters from gross media perverts in the past you idiot

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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #44 on: October 18, 2017, 11:07:40 AM »
I listened to part of a Ponder My Take Podcast. There were some funny moments, but a lot of it is just silliness.

 :D did you do that on purpose

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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #45 on: October 18, 2017, 11:08:51 AM »
"those guys are the worst!"- Says board known for saying crazy crap to stir things up :lol:

goEMAW has IRL defended female sideline reporters from gross media perverts in the past you idiot
They've done more than one hot take, idiot. Ppl rough ridin' hang their hats on shitty takes tho. There's been plenty of shitty takes on this board as well.

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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #46 on: October 18, 2017, 11:10:33 AM »
I listened to part of a Ponder My Take Podcast. There were some funny moments, but a lot of it is just silliness.

 :D did you do that on purpose

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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #47 on: October 18, 2017, 11:11:05 AM »
i have no idea what any of that post means, but if you can find one goEMAW post calling anybody a slut (other than your tweet at kacie mcdonnell's high school sister), i would be convinced that goEMAW = bartstool

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Re: Explain the "barstool sports" espn controversy to me
« Reply #49 on: October 18, 2017, 11:18:28 AM »
fanning congrats! i forgot about that thread!