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Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« on: August 12, 2014, 10:56:37 PM »
--the english chick from the love it or list it commercials needs to stfu
--the husband/wife combo from waco is endearingly folksy
--seems like one of the property brothers does way more work than the other one
--way more H than G these days
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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2014, 12:01:27 AM »
the realtor brother is a lazy pos
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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2014, 04:12:04 AM »
The blond house flipper lady is a good mix of class and skank.

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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2014, 07:18:37 AM »
I think you are mixing in some DIY network shows

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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2014, 07:40:19 AM »
great thread.  just some quick hitters-

love it or list it is really not much of a hgtv show, seems to me like it is more of a TLC show, just imo to any HGTV execs who might be reading

also really glad they got rid of holmes on homes, that guy was a cheesedick

really glad they got rid of sandra rinomato

underrated but great series?  genevieve's renovation


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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2014, 07:40:56 AM »
Confirmed, English lady is the worst.  She seems to genuinely dislike the ppl that are the reason she has a show to be a bitch on.

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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2014, 07:42:57 AM »
I, for one, would really appreciate it if they would bolster the G side of their programming.   I mean, lets be real,  G'ing has not been adequately rep'ed on tv since Gardening By The Yard was yanked a few yrs ago. 

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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2014, 07:48:32 AM »
i would guess you hayseeds would be producing your own gardening series by now


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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2014, 07:52:45 AM »
I could watch over a billion consecutive episodes of house hunters international

also, I think we had this thread already. or at least got into a serious discussion of the hgtv lineup. NEW LINEUP NEW THREAD THO!  :Woot:

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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2014, 07:56:17 AM »
here's my impersonation of every Beachfront Bargain episode:

dirty redneck person/couple/family: we would love to have a second home on the gulf shore of alabama.

realtor: what's your budget?

drpcf: $24,000

realtor: no problem. let's go look at a bunch of shacks on this godforsaken stretch of polluted water and you can make 50 jokes about your fishing boat looking good here and whatnot

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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2014, 07:56:45 AM »
Fixer Upper is a great show.

Rehab Addict on DIY is my jam tho.
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« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2014, 08:13:02 AM »
house hunters international- i have a hard time getting past the shitty europeans living conditions, their houses are weird to me

stud clams factoid: i can correctly guess the house they pick on house hunters 80% of the time

flip or flop is good but i wish they would do less south bay and more LA proper



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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2014, 08:23:33 AM »
What's the name of the show where the guy buys crappy houses in Orange County?  His wife is hot.

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« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2014, 08:26:30 AM »
What's the name of the show where the guy buys crappy houses in Orange County?  His wife is hot.

flip or flop. I can't stand it. they are both low/medium downgrades.

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« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2014, 08:31:49 AM »
Is Property Virgins still on?  I love seeing 20 something year olds go and try to buy a house as nice as their parents for half the price.

And after watching enough episodes of Love It or List It, I'm convinced every house in Canada is structurally unsound or has asbestos somewhere in it.

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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2014, 08:35:22 AM »
this is OT but I love this old house and the this old house hour. those dad joke making dorks go well with my morning weekend hangover coffee.

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« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2014, 08:42:51 AM »
What's the name of the show where the guy buys crappy houses in Orange County?  His wife is hot.

flip or flop. I can't stand it. they are both low/medium downgrades.

they annoyed me at first but i think they're actually supposedly good people.  def downgradish with their blacked out escalade rolling on 20's but ya


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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2014, 08:46:24 AM »
Yard Crashers is not the same since Ahmed left.

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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2014, 08:46:55 AM »
looks like we have a lot of hgtv love on this board, going to rename the thread


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« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2014, 08:55:41 AM »
I could watch over a billion consecutive episodes of house hunters international

also, I think we had this thread already. or at least got into a serious discussion of the hgtv lineup. NEW LINEUP NEW THREAD THO!  :Woot:

I think it was in the home owning thread or maybe your build a house thread. Either way, it deserves its own because both of those others also deserve their own.
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« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2014, 08:59:52 AM »
Quick thoughts on Flip or Flop: obviously wife is perfect mix of skank and class, as mentioned before. Tarek? Seems like he can't read, or can't act, or something. Every time he does the sidebar talking heads segment and/or a narration, he so clearly seems to be reading off of cue cards that it's painful. Really needs to be a lot more like that stud dad from the Waco show. But then again, who doesn't?

Oh and t's and p's to Tarek. :frown: This is from Sept 2013...no idea what the status is of it now, but if he's still in troubs then I hopefully he's back up and acting shocked at all the termite damage in no time.
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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2014, 09:08:42 AM »
I could watch over a billion consecutive episodes of house hunters international

also, I think we had this thread already. or at least got into a serious discussion of the hgtv lineup. NEW LINEUP NEW THREAD THO!  :Woot:

I think it was in the home owning thread or maybe your build a house thread. Either way, it deserves its own because both of those others also deserve their own.
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Was supposed to be a gift to you, bruh :frown:
changed back.

anyone else distressed when they found out that Design Star was cancelled  :cry:


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« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2014, 09:10:18 AM »
Quick thoughts on Flip or Flop: obviously wife is perfect mix of skank and class, as mentioned before. Tarek? Seems like he can't read, or can't act, or something. Every time he does the sidebar talking heads segment and/or a narration, he so clearly seems to be reading off of cue cards that it's painful. Really needs to be a lot more like that stud dad from the Waco show. But then again, who doesn't?

Oh and t's and p's to Tarek. :frown: This is from Sept 2013...no idea what the status is of it now, but if he's still in troubs then I hopefully he's back up and acting shocked at all the termite damage in no time.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20733201,00.html

holy crap. a viewer convinced him to get a 2nd opinion. what in the world.
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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2014, 09:21:05 AM »
The blond house flipper lady is a good mix of class and skank.

Yes

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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2014, 09:27:49 AM »
Who was the real estate guy in South Carolina that used fly a helicopter around?  He bought a minor league baseball team and put Josh Hamilton on it after Hamilton's burn-out in Tampa but before going to the Reds.  Maybe that show wasn't on HGTV.