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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #200 on: January 30, 2018, 07:41:01 PM »
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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #201 on: January 31, 2018, 09:47:03 AM »
IPA, I'm not sure you know what spooning is to prison folks.  It's what one does to prepare for anal sex.  :Yuck:
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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #202 on: January 31, 2018, 10:01:08 AM »
Woof, sorry buds. I actually enjoy my wife

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #203 on: January 31, 2018, 05:39:43 PM »
Woof. Never knew that prison term. I'll try to avoid that issue.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #204 on: January 31, 2018, 08:13:52 PM »
IPA, sorry about your situation. that being said, 100% of the people I know that have been divorced are happier and more successful after. so, just plan for that.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #205 on: January 31, 2018, 09:42:56 PM »
Woof. Never knew that prison term. I'll try to avoid that issue.
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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #206 on: February 01, 2018, 03:15:14 AM »
Woof. Never knew that prison term. I'll try to avoid that issue.
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I was referring to the post above your post.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #207 on: February 02, 2018, 08:53:53 PM »
did you guys know that if your parents get divorced you get 2 christmases? i mean holy crap. talk about hitting the jackpot.


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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #208 on: February 03, 2018, 10:06:00 AM »
Sounds like one of my wife's friends is prepping for this and has a side dude lined up.  Not too worried, but going to do some extra crunches and arm workouts this week just in case my wife starts getting ideas.

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« Reply #209 on: February 03, 2018, 02:37:27 PM »
I’m really sorry for anyone going through such a horrible thing. Prayers for you. I have heard that most people feel they come out better on the other side, eventually, but it’s a long slog.
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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #210 on: August 02, 2018, 12:39:30 PM »
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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #211 on: August 02, 2018, 01:31:25 PM »
In other words: roughly 10% of his gross salary. I'd say he got off pretty cheaply...

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« Reply #212 on: August 02, 2018, 02:12:26 PM »
That's why you always sign a prenup



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« Reply #213 on: August 02, 2018, 02:36:55 PM »
That's why you always sign a prenup



You can't sign a unmarried oops made a baby pre-nup.  I mean maybe you can but child support is still coming

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« Reply #214 on: August 02, 2018, 02:38:01 PM »
In other words: roughly 10% of his gross salary. I'd say he got off pretty cheaply...

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #215 on: August 02, 2018, 02:55:51 PM »
Not that kind of lawyer, but 10% seems reasonable
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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #216 on: August 02, 2018, 03:02:25 PM »
That's why you always sign a prenup



You can't sign a unmarried oops made a baby pre-nup.  I mean maybe you can but child support is still coming
whoops.  i though it was alimony.


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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #217 on: August 02, 2018, 03:05:57 PM »
I don't think weirdo Blake ever married her

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #218 on: August 02, 2018, 03:10:48 PM »
on one hand she deserves the money, on the other hand why not just be friends and forget about the dough?  does everything really have to be about money?  friends are more valuable than gold nuggets in many people's minds


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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #219 on: August 02, 2018, 05:02:08 PM »
on one hand she deserves the money, on the other hand why not just be friends and forget about the dough?  does everything really have to be about money?  friends are more valuable than gold nuggets in many people's minds

She should raise his child with her own money?

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #220 on: August 02, 2018, 06:12:48 PM »
She also has to raise Matt Leinart’s kid.

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« Reply #221 on: August 02, 2018, 06:38:49 PM »
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While Cameron was still in school, Leinart was drafted to the Arizona Cardinals. Cameron and Leinart broke up after about a year of dating, but shortly after their relationship ended, Cameron learned she was pregnant with Leinart’s child.


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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #222 on: August 02, 2018, 08:01:46 PM »
on one hand she deserves the money, on the other hand why not just be friends and forget about the dough?  does everything really have to be about money?  friends are more valuable than gold nuggets in many people's minds

She should raise his child with her own money?

why not? i wonder if she thought about the answer to that question before copulating with him.


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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #223 on: August 02, 2018, 08:07:41 PM »
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which ended with the former Buffalo Bills quarterback paying up to $15,000 in monthly child support.

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Re: The Divorce Thread
« Reply #224 on: August 02, 2018, 08:24:04 PM »
on one hand she deserves the money, on the other hand why not just be friends and forget about the dough?  does everything really have to be about money?  friends are more valuable than gold nuggets in many people's minds

She should raise his child with her own money?

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