Author Topic: Miley Cyrus  (Read 32877 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13242
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #25 on: August 28, 2013, 02:51:21 PM »
lady gaga does that and no one would give a crap.. but miley does it then all hell breaks loose.
haters gonna hate. go miley!

(although miley, please get a new haircut and keep your tongue in your mouth a little and maybe a little less roseanne crotch grabbing.. for the kids ya know)

Offline WillieWatanabe

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 19297
  • We'll always have Salt Lake
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #26 on: August 28, 2013, 02:53:28 PM »
If she sounded better and maybe looked better it wouldn't have been as big of a deal. But she sounded and looked like crap...plus the whole "SHE'S A ROLE MODEL. HANNAH MONTANA." thing.
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
- chunkles

Offline yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13242
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #27 on: August 28, 2013, 02:55:02 PM »
miley to the haters "I'm not a role model. Just because I twerk my ass on stage doesn't mean I should raise your kids"

Offline EllRobersonisInnocent

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 7690
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #28 on: August 28, 2013, 02:55:20 PM »
She's sexy as hell, you guys are nuts.

Offline Emo EMAW

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 17891
  • Unrepentant traditional emobro
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #29 on: August 28, 2013, 02:56:10 PM »
She is skinny fat.  Otherwise yes sexy.

Offline Mr Bread

  • We Gave You Bruce
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 7867
  • I've distressing news.
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #30 on: August 28, 2013, 03:12:33 PM »
The problem is, she has no talent. She can't sing, dance, keep rhythm, or anything. She's basically a drunk sorority girl who got on stage. She's one cranberry vodka with a lime away from falling off a bar top.

I think the problem is she's hardcore white trash mostly.  Calling her a drunk sorority girl is paying her a compliment.  She's a poor man's Britney Spears.  Less talent, same flameout.

 :lol:

Oh please.



She's a talentless dumbass.  She should thank Billy Ray every rough ridin' day of her dipshit life that he stage parented her into early fame and riches. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

Offline michigancat

  • Contributor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 53786
  • change your stupid avatar.
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #31 on: August 28, 2013, 03:14:52 PM »
I think we should think Billy Ray every day for Achy Breaky

Offline ChiComCat

  • Chawbacon
  • Contributor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 17593
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #32 on: August 28, 2013, 03:18:07 PM »
I don't know why people care about something that happens at the VMAs

Offline yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13242
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #33 on: August 28, 2013, 03:18:24 PM »
The struggles I'm facing
The chances I'm taking
Sometimes might knock me down, but
No I'm not breaking
I may not know it, but
These are the moments that
I'm gonna remember most, yeah
Just gotta keep goin',
And I, I gotta be strong
Just keep pushing on, 'cause

There's always gonna be another mountain
I'm always gonna wanna make it move
Always gonna be an uphill battle
Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose
Ain't about how fast I get there
Ain't about what's waitin' on the other side
It's the climb





 :love:

Offline yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13242
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #34 on: August 28, 2013, 03:19:04 PM »
the other one I find hilarious is people bitching about thicke singing a song that "promotes rape culture" lulz

Offline Dub

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3014
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #35 on: August 28, 2013, 03:19:53 PM »
I don't know why people care about something that happens at the VMAs

I just think the .gifs and pics are funny.

Offline Rage Against the McKee

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 37099
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #36 on: August 28, 2013, 03:20:31 PM »
the other one I find hilarious is people bitching about thicke singing a song that "promotes rape culture" lulz

LMAO. Do people just not even listen to music and then decide to tune into the VMAs or something?

Offline michigancat

  • Contributor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 53786
  • change your stupid avatar.
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #37 on: August 28, 2013, 03:20:59 PM »
I don't know why people care about something that happens at the VMAs

I find the reactions fascinating. Brilliant work by MTV and Miley (or at least Miley's people).

Offline Rage Against the McKee

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 37099
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #38 on: August 28, 2013, 03:22:46 PM »
I think the reaction might have been even better if Miley were wearing a Hannah Montana wig.

Offline WildcatNkilt

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 6930
  • Had the worst birthday ever on Dec. 5th of '98.
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #39 on: August 28, 2013, 03:25:29 PM »
Agree with whoever said she is skinny fat.  With all her money she should hire a personal trainer for 3 days a week and her ass wouldn't look like a raw chicken. 
Kansas City Blue Barbecue fan.

Offline Mr Bread

  • We Gave You Bruce
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 7867
  • I've distressing news.
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #40 on: August 28, 2013, 03:33:27 PM »
I don't know why people care about something that happens at the VMAs

I find the reactions fascinating. Brilliant work by MTV and Miley (or at least Miley's people).

The reactions were entirely predictable.  I imagine MTV collectively came in its pants when they saw what Miley wanted to do for her show.  Like "No rough ridin' way, you'll do that? We would have suggested it, but...really? Awesome."  They couldn't have come up with anything better if she were their blank slate. 

As far as Miley goes, it was just the next step in her becoming another Britney/Bynes/Lohan.  Everybody wins.
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

Offline EllRobersonisInnocent

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 7690
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #41 on: August 28, 2013, 03:43:10 PM »
I don't know why people care about something that happens at the VMAs

I find the reactions fascinating. Brilliant work by MTV and Miley (or at least Miley's people).

The reactions were entirely predictable.  I imagine MTV collectively came in its pants when they saw what Miley wanted to do for her show.  Like "No rough ridin' way, you'll do that? We would have suggested it, but...really? Awesome."  They couldn't have come up with anything better if she were their blank slate. 

As far as Miley goes, it was just the next step in her becoming another Britney/Bynes/Lohan.  Everybody wins.

Not really, but ok. Unless you're one of those people that believe weed is a gateway drug.

Miley- marijuana
Britney- meth
Bynes- schizophrenic, complete lunatic
Lohan- Adderall, booze, cocaine, whatever else

Offline Skipper44

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 7565
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #42 on: August 28, 2013, 03:49:05 PM »
Agree with whoever said she is skinny fat.  With all her money she should hire a personal trainer for 3 days a week and her ass wouldn't look like a raw chicken.
She should hire GaGa's

Offline yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13242
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #43 on: August 28, 2013, 03:50:22 PM »
I don't know why people care about something that happens at the VMAs

I find the reactions fascinating. Brilliant work by MTV and Miley (or at least Miley's people).

The reactions were entirely predictable.  I imagine MTV collectively came in its pants when they saw what Miley wanted to do for her show.  Like "No rough ridin' way, you'll do that? We would have suggested it, but...really? Awesome."  They couldn't have come up with anything better if she were their blank slate. 

As far as Miley goes, it was just the next step in her becoming another Britney/Bynes/Lohan.  Everybody wins.

Not really, but ok. Unless you're one of those people that believe weed is a gateway drug.

Miley- marijuana
Britney- meth
Bynes- schizophrenic, complete lunatic
Lohan- Adderall, booze, cocaine, whatever else
You should've been PI a long time ago

Offline CNS

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 36682
  • I'm Athletes
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #44 on: August 28, 2013, 03:51:10 PM »
I dig her latest single and hope all the other Bangerz are equally good.

All esle: WGAF.

Make me dance, Miley!

Offline michigancat

  • Contributor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 53786
  • change your stupid avatar.
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #45 on: August 28, 2013, 03:52:45 PM »
britney seems OK now. :dunno:

Offline Mr Bread

  • We Gave You Bruce
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 7867
  • I've distressing news.
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #46 on: August 28, 2013, 03:53:53 PM »
I don't know why people care about something that happens at the VMAs

I find the reactions fascinating. Brilliant work by MTV and Miley (or at least Miley's people).

The reactions were entirely predictable.  I imagine MTV collectively came in its pants when they saw what Miley wanted to do for her show.  Like "No rough ridin' way, you'll do that? We would have suggested it, but...really? Awesome."  They couldn't have come up with anything better if she were their blank slate. 

As far as Miley goes, it was just the next step in her becoming another Britney/Bynes/Lohan.  Everybody wins.

Not really, but ok. Unless you're one of those people that believe weed is a gateway drug.

Miley- marijuana
Britney- meth
Bynes- schizophrenic, complete lunatic
Lohan- Adderall, booze, cocaine, whatever else

I'm one of those people that believe you are a rough ridin' idiot.
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

Offline EllRobersonisInnocent

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 7690
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #47 on: August 28, 2013, 03:59:24 PM »
You should've been PI a long time ago

You can try, I guess.

Offline CNS

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 36682
  • I'm Athletes
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #48 on: August 28, 2013, 04:01:34 PM »
You should've been PI a long time ago

You can try, I guess.

This seems like a good Michigancat "don't be scared to start your own thread" thing. 

Offline Dugout DickStone

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 51502
  • BSPAC
    • View Profile
Re: Miley Cyrus
« Reply #49 on: August 28, 2013, 04:13:55 PM »
YOLO Miley