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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #50 on: July 21, 2013, 08:37:41 PM »
The stupidiest name I've heard for a white boy lately is Decklin. And I know of multiple people who've used it.

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Re: Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #51 on: July 21, 2013, 08:50:09 PM »
The stupidiest name I've heard for a white boy lately is Decklin. And I know of multiple people who've used it.

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #52 on: July 21, 2013, 10:17:41 PM »
I grew up with a Rowdy. It was very awkward when a lady moved into the neighborhood with a shitzu who was also named Rowdy.
He's the only guy i've ever met who can pull off "Rowdy" as his christian name. 

And boy does he pull it off...


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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #53 on: July 21, 2013, 10:23:36 PM »
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Re: Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #54 on: July 21, 2013, 10:25:55 PM »
I grew up with a Rowdy. It was very awkward when a lady moved into the neighborhood with a shitzu who was also named Rowdy.
He's the only guy i've ever met who can pull off "Rowdy" as his christian name. 

And boy does he pull it off...

My parents claim they almost named me "Ramblin". I think they were stoned. Needless to say, my life would have taken a different path if they'd gone through with it, similar to your friend Rowdy.

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Re: Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #55 on: July 21, 2013, 10:30:00 PM »
I grew up with a Rowdy. It was very awkward when a lady moved into the neighborhood with a shitzu who was also named Rowdy.

A Rowdy and a Ridge? Get outta town, that's crazy!
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #56 on: July 21, 2013, 10:33:41 PM »
I have some terribly named cousins in western ks, tinker, trixi, trek, etc.
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Re: Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #57 on: July 21, 2013, 10:51:07 PM »
I grew up with a Rowdy. It was very awkward when a lady moved into the neighborhood with a shitzu who was also named Rowdy.

A Rowdy and a Ridge? Get outta town, that's crazy!

And they're probably brothers, right?

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #58 on: July 21, 2013, 11:02:01 PM »
I have some terribly named cousins in western ks, tinker, trixi, trek, etc.

Trek??

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #59 on: July 21, 2013, 11:15:40 PM »
Tryce. How unbelievably dumb is that

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Re: Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #60 on: July 21, 2013, 11:18:48 PM »
Tryce. How unbelievably dumb is that

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #61 on: July 22, 2013, 12:46:58 AM »
Brently
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #62 on: July 22, 2013, 08:35:04 AM »
I have some terribly named cousins in western ks, tinker, trixi, trek, etc.

Trek??

Yes, will be attending The Kansas State Fighting Wildcats University this fall!!!
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #63 on: July 22, 2013, 08:40:03 AM »
the concept of a singular name is pretty stupid.  a person's name should evolve with that person.


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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #64 on: July 22, 2013, 09:06:31 AM »
My grandparents last name was Day.

The name they gave my Aunt?  Sunny


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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #65 on: July 22, 2013, 09:27:50 AM »
My grandparents last name was Day.

The name they gave my Aunt?  Sunny

I know a brother and sister named Shade & Sunny.

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White people name, White people shame
« Reply #66 on: July 22, 2013, 10:39:13 AM »
the concept of a singular name is pretty stupid.  a person's name should evolve with that person.

Yeah. I'm leaning toward just picking about five names for our kid and seeing which one sticks by the time they start school.
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #67 on: July 22, 2013, 11:10:41 AM »
A couple I know told me they were going to name a future child "maverick".

Hope you told them to straighten up and fly right.

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #68 on: July 22, 2013, 11:51:07 AM »
the concept of a singular name is pretty stupid.  a person's name should evolve with that person.

Yeah. I'm leaning toward just picking about five names for our kid and seeing which one sticks by the time they start school.

we gave our's 3.  The Brazilians have the right strategy.
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #69 on: July 22, 2013, 11:57:57 AM »
the concept of a singular name is pretty stupid.  a person's name should evolve with that person.

I agree, it's a very antiquated concept.

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #70 on: July 22, 2013, 12:00:08 PM »
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #71 on: July 22, 2013, 01:12:58 PM »
Bianca-Adelayd Corryn

Yes, that is a hyphenated first name followed by middle name. I pulled it off her facebook that her parents run for her.

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #72 on: July 22, 2013, 01:37:31 PM »
Maximillian. And no, under no circumstance will he go by Max. Pretty badass and pretty  :lol: at the same time, imo.

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #73 on: July 22, 2013, 02:05:15 PM »
I once taught a class with a kid named Rumor in it.

My fave (totally white trash/gypsy-esqye family) was Jerry Christmas. And yes, SkinnyBenny, there is a Jerry Christmas.
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #74 on: July 22, 2013, 02:24:20 PM »
Maximillian. And no, under no circumstance will he go by Max. Pretty badass and pretty  :lol: at the same time, imo.
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