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« on: May 17, 2011, 08:12:36 PM »
IT'S THE OFFICIAL TRAVEL THREAD Y'ALL!  :excited:


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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2011, 08:51:21 PM »

Portland is a certified shithole.  Prison is an excellent alternative to actually living in that city.  Sounds like the junkies are on to something.
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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2011, 09:18:21 PM »
hmm, looks like jt posted a bit too early in this repeat episode of frontline.  time to update us and come clean, jtksu.


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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2011, 09:20:04 PM »
watching online. Portland reminds me of Colombia, MO

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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2011, 09:29:39 PM »
Didn't really watch the entire thing.  It was just on while I listened to the BatQatz game.

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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2011, 09:48:02 PM »
you can take the beems out of lawrentucky but you can't take the lawrentucky out of beems

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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2011, 09:56:20 PM »
Portland is amazing. 


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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
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Portland's basically a cross between Denver, CO and Seattle, WA.  It's modern, progressive, and arguably the greenest city in the United States.  In other words, red neck douchebags like jtksu and SugarSnatch hate it. 

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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2011, 10:13:51 PM »
And it apparently has a huge meth problem.  Not very green sounding to me.

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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2011, 10:16:53 PM »

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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2011, 10:30:41 PM »
Portland is what happened when Jeff City got high and had sex with Anchorage.  A bunch of white people in a cold city who like to talk about doing stuff outside, but who are too poor or strung out to do anything but sleep in a gutter and fight bums about who had "dibs" on that dumpster.  People that choose to live there, do so based on delusions of grandeur, just like lawrence.  It's really an awful, awful place, just like lawrence.

But hey, you can get clean needles there!  So your chance of getting HIV are about 100 times higher if you use heroin (for the idiots, a needle is only clean the first time you use it).


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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2011, 10:33:24 PM »
And it apparently has a huge meth problem.  Not very green sounding to me.



A lot of the prisoners do meth... big effing deal.  You live in Wichita, KS.


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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2011, 10:42:08 PM »
I must have missed the PBS special on Wichita's meth epidemic.  Have fun hanging out in the rain with a city full of methheads!

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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2011, 10:42:46 PM »
Portland is basically Seattle's retarded step-sister.

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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2011, 10:45:16 PM »
beems go stay @ this place http://www.treehouses.com/ lifechanging

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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2011, 10:52:41 PM »
I must have missed the PBS special on Wichita's meth epidemic.  Have fun hanging out in the rain with a city full of methheads!
the frontline episode you're referring to showed how portland overcame their problem and led the nation in legislative reform related to meth and has evolved into the model on how to beat meth. 

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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2011, 10:56:56 PM »
So, Portland didn't have a meth epidemic?  Sweet.

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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2011, 10:58:08 PM »
I must have missed the PBS special on Wichita's meth epidemic.  Have fun hanging out in the rain with a city full of methheads!
the frontline episode you're referring to showed how portland overcame their problem and led the nation in legislative reform related to meth and has evolved into the model on how to beat meth. 

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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2011, 10:59:15 PM »
Beems, been to the new Cabelas in Springfield?  (First one in Oregon!!)  :party:

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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2011, 11:20:52 PM »
Would much rather live in Portland than Wichita.

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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2011, 11:28:47 PM »
Portland Oregon Sucks A Special Damp Level of Hell

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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2011, 12:08:33 AM »
Would much rather live in Portland than Wichita.

would much rather live in the gaza strip as a proud jew than wichita.

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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2011, 12:12:44 AM »
Would much rather live in Portland than Wichita.

would much rather live in the gaza strip as a proud jew than wichita.

None of these 3 places/situations are attractive, but one can go to [email protected] games easily from Wichita.  /wichita-portland-gaza debate

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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2011, 12:50:49 AM »
Does Wichita have this:








or this:











or this:








or this:








or this:






















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Re: Portland- Meth City, USA.
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2011, 01:04:23 AM »
Does Wichita have this:








or this:











or this:








or this:








or this:


























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So Portland can claim the coastline, Mt. Hood, and Cape Lookout?  eff man why not move to McMinnville?  Linfield College is cool.  That's like Pomona claiming Malibu.