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Re: ____ Scouts (because this deserves its own thread)
« Reply #25 on: October 12, 2017, 06:22:10 PM »
I quit after cub scouts because I thought the pine car races were bullshit

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« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2017, 06:31:21 PM »
I quit after cub scouts because I thought the pine car races were bullshit
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« Reply #27 on: October 12, 2017, 09:20:20 PM »
girl scouts is a farm league for mary kay/scentsy/it works!/MLM industry. it is a sales driven organization that bullies little girls into becoming stay at home used car salesmen.

now that BS is competing for talent, the free market will eviscerate that terrible scheme of an organization.

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« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2017, 09:59:22 PM »
I'm going to use this thread to remind everyone that in 3rd grade I won the Regional Pinewood Derby Championship with a car that was carved and painted to look like Herbie the Love Bug.

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« Reply #29 on: October 12, 2017, 10:11:54 PM »
Wasn't ksuw one of the cheating parents?
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« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2017, 10:26:11 PM »
girl scouts is a farm league for mary kay/scentsy/it works!/MLM industry. it is a sales driven organization that bullies little girls into becoming stay at home used car salesmen.

now that BS is competing for talent, the free market will eviscerate that terrible scheme of an organization.

dude

empirical evidence: 2 nieces bombarding me with emails for $40 tins of cashews. they are literally stressed out about selling enough stuff. the #ack? only a portion of the PROFITS from this nut company even goes to GS and nobody was willing to tell me how much makes it to my local troupe. probably none.

i am willing to stand by my take against moderate to medium-high opposition

thankfully GS will now have to compete and this will lead to a growth of opportunity for girls.


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« Reply #31 on: October 12, 2017, 10:30:46 PM »
o wait, this month its an online magazine store. I am very thankful GS is giving me the opportunity to support the development of young girls in my community by reupping my subscriptions to COSMO and MAXIM.

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« Reply #32 on: October 12, 2017, 10:49:27 PM »
I think I quit around the pinewood Derby days too. We were just kids, but everyone knew the bs that was taking place.

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« Reply #33 on: October 12, 2017, 10:58:48 PM »
I think you guys are forgetting all the instances in which you effortlessly tied a superhuman #boyscout knot in crunch time

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« Reply #34 on: October 12, 2017, 10:59:32 PM »
Maybe it was your 2nd best bro Dylan's bachelor party on the lake

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« Reply #35 on: October 12, 2017, 11:00:12 PM »
Maybe it was your last fam vacay in the dodge caravan

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« Reply #36 on: October 12, 2017, 11:00:23 PM »
But it happened

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« Reply #37 on: October 12, 2017, 11:17:40 PM »
Maybe it was spicing up the love life!

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« Reply #38 on: October 13, 2017, 12:05:58 AM »
girl scouts is a farm league for mary kay/scentsy/it works!/MLM industry. it is a sales driven organization that bullies little girls into becoming stay at home used car salesmen.

now that BS is competing for talent, the free market will eviscerate that terrible scheme of an organization.

dude

empirical evidence: 2 nieces bombarding me with emails for $40 tins of cashews. they are literally stressed out about selling enough stuff. the #ack? only a portion of the PROFITS from this nut company even goes to GS and nobody was willing to tell me how much makes it to my local troupe. probably none.

i am willing to stand by my take against moderate to medium-high opposition

thankfully GS will now have to compete and this will lead to a growth of opportunity for girls.

Are you unaware that boy scouts sell crap too?

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« Reply #39 on: October 13, 2017, 01:08:20 AM »
popcorn tins

I like to mix the caramel and cheese.

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« Reply #40 on: October 13, 2017, 07:22:10 AM »
What kind of monster mixes caramel and cheese popcorn?

And MIR, I think you know it's not the same. Has anyone not been hit up in their workplace by multiple aggressive parents trying to sell cookies for their girl? I've only bought boyscout popcorn when the actual Scouts are standing on my doorstep.

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« Reply #41 on: October 13, 2017, 07:29:45 AM »
4H >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boy Scouts
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« Reply #42 on: October 13, 2017, 07:42:37 AM »
What kind of monster mixes caramel and cheese popcorn?


Don't insult the Chicago mix. 

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Re: ____ Scouts (because this deserves its own thread)
« Reply #43 on: October 13, 2017, 07:45:21 AM »
Bonus for dad's who always wanted a boy but was only blessed with girls. eff sewing we're hitting up archery and the orienteering course!
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« Reply #44 on: October 13, 2017, 08:21:54 AM »
4H >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boy Scouts

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« Reply #45 on: October 13, 2017, 09:41:01 AM »
My only other Cub Scout memory:  Going to a camp and the tent ceiling was covered in daddy long legs!    :Wha:

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« Reply #46 on: October 13, 2017, 09:44:04 AM »
oh man DLL's love LOVE tent ceilings

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« Reply #47 on: October 13, 2017, 09:52:18 AM »
My only other Cub Scout memory:  Going to a camp and the tent ceiling was covered in daddy long legs!    :Wha:

Oh man, I remember summer camp at Bartle. Those long legs were friggin' mutants.
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« Reply #48 on: October 13, 2017, 09:56:55 AM »
Wasn't ksuw one of the cheating parents?

Depends upon your definition of "cheating." My 7yo is not operating a band saw on his own. I follow all the rules, but I do guide him through and assist him with a lot of steps other dads/kids don't do, like polishing wheel hubs, etc. I don't think that is cheating as long as I make sure he's always involved in each step. He also picks the color and applies the decals, which is the most important thing.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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« Reply #49 on: October 13, 2017, 01:06:47 PM »
The title of this thread reads like the Match Game to me