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____ Scouts (because this deserves its own thread)
« on: October 12, 2017, 02:13:33 PM »
So Boy Scouts is now accepting girl... scouts. You know who is pissed about this? Girl Scouts. They already have their own organization. And they basically had only two reasons to exist: (1) they couldn't join the boys' club, and (2) cookies.

They've still got the cookies, but for how long? I was storefront peddling that stale, nasty, horribly over-priced cub scout popcorn this past weekend and (I crap you not) my son said "Dad, why can't we sell cookies? People buy way more cookies than popcorn."

If the Boy Scouts are making a play for the girls, it's only a matter of time before they come for the cookies. This is the beginning of the end for GSA.


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I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2017, 02:15:56 PM »
Pretty good renocat parody post
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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2017, 02:16:32 PM »
The girl scouts don't even make the damned cookies, so they can go away for all I care.

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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2017, 02:41:39 PM »
Pretty genius move by the Boy Scouts if they're going for that turf.

Some of these right wingers are going to have to choose between hating social issues and praising capitalism.

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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2017, 02:49:57 PM »
Guys, they are sooooo pissed about this! http://abcnews.go.com/US/girl-scouts-slam-boy-scouts-decision-accept-girls/story?id=50433448

Some of these left wingers are going to have to choose between cheering for the erosion of the Boy Scouts and being pissed about killing off the Girl Scouts.
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Re: ____ Scouts (because this deserves its own thread)
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2017, 02:50:33 PM »
Can boys join girl scouts (lol)?
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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2017, 02:51:56 PM »
Can boys join girl scouts (lol)?

They are a private organization so I believe that is up to them.

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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2017, 02:55:47 PM »
I say this without the least bit of hyperbole, this is the dumbest controversy I've ever seen. First of all, boy scouts is not becoming a coed organization, girls will have to join all girls dens. Secondly, these two organizations are completely different in their focus and culture. There will be very very little girls who join the boy scouts. I'm stunned at the ridiculous reaction by the girl scouts. Their organization should be applauding the increased choice and opportunity this provides girls everywhere. In my job I work closely with both of these organizations, more gs than bs. This will be a blip on the radar, and it won't help either organizations declining membership.

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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2017, 02:56:36 PM »
Can boys join girl scouts (lol)?

They are a private organization so I believe that is up to them.

No they can't, why would they want to?

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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2017, 03:07:53 PM »
Can boys join girl scouts (lol)?

They are a private organization so I believe that is up to them.

No they can't, why would they want to?

Well why would girls want to join Boy Scouts? Just what are you implying, MIR? Something bigoted, I'm sure. My ears are practically bleeding from all the dog whistling going on around here.
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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2017, 03:21:04 PM »
The article posted ITT hints that girls may be motivated by a desire to achieve the rank of Eagle Scout.

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Re: ____ Scouts (because this deserves its own thread)
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2017, 03:23:27 PM »
Well i'm motivated by mint cookies, so let me in, dammit.

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« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2017, 03:23:38 PM »
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2017, 03:29:28 PM »
ZOMG!  :lol: NYT: The Fake Wokeness of the Boy Scouts  :lol:

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While the Boy Scouts have an official policy against atheists and agnostics participating in scouting, the Girl Scouts make it clear that girls may substitute any words they like for the part of the Girl Scout Pledge in which they promise “to serve God.”

Wait, so it is acceptable in the Girl Scouts organization for members to pledge loyalty to ISIS or the KKK?

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« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2017, 03:32:25 PM »
from what i've heard girl scouts are really stupid (the org, not the individuals involved)

everyone should be involved with "boy" scouts, there is a lot of great stuff to learn in there.

i was never a scout (i am complete crap at tying knots to this day  :frown: )

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« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2017, 03:46:55 PM »
I was a Boy Scout I am complete crap at tying knots.


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« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2017, 04:29:40 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: October 12, 2017, 04:48:02 PM »
Ok seriously, Boy Scouts is great if you find a good troop. Can be hit or miss. I really don't care if girls are allowed to join - and I doubt the vast majority of girls care, either. Women are already heavily involved as leaders of the Cub Scouts ("Den Moms") and that works great. As the boys get older, female BSA leaders gets a little weird. As in, very few moms would want to go camping and attend summer camp with a bunch of 15 and 16 year old boys, and those that do are pretty rough.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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« Reply #18 on: October 12, 2017, 04:48:29 PM »
I was a Boy Scout I am complete crap at tying knots.

I learned a ton of knots during scouts, forgot most of it, and then re-learned a bunch online because knowing how to tie the right kind of knot for different uses is a really good skill to have.
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« Reply #19 on: October 12, 2017, 04:55:36 PM »
I know like 3 go to knots and have never needed another. I don't know any of their names
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« Reply #20 on: October 12, 2017, 05:11:08 PM »
I've never had to tie a knot that was not on a piece of clothing. I can tie a tie like 3-4 different ways though. OVERRATED.

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« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2017, 05:28:54 PM »
i guarantee you knotters have tied expert knots without even realizing it

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« Reply #22 on: October 12, 2017, 05:50:52 PM »
girl scouts is a farm league for mary kay/scentsy/it works!/MLM industry. it is a sales driven organization that bullies little girls into becoming stay at home used car salesmen.

now that BS is competing for talent, the free market will eviscerate that terrible scheme of an organization.

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« Reply #23 on: October 12, 2017, 05:52:07 PM »
they seriously have like quotas and crap. it's repugnant.

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« Reply #24 on: October 12, 2017, 06:18:04 PM »
ZOMG!  :lol: NYT: The Fake Wokeness of the Boy Scouts  :lol:

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While the Boy Scouts have an official policy against atheists and agnostics participating in scouting, the Girl Scouts make it clear that girls may substitute any words they like for the part of the Girl Scout Pledge in which they promise “to serve God.”

Wait, so it is acceptable in the Girl Scouts organization for members to pledge loyalty to ISIS or the KKK?

As long as they make their cookie quota.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.