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0.42 · « **on:** March 26, 2015, 03:54:42 PM »

Hello and welcome to the Obama thread

wetwillie · « **Reply #1 on:** March 26, 2015, 03:56:10 PM »

1000 terrorists just met their maker from drone strikes in the time it took to type this

0.42 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 26, 2015, 03:57:35 PM »

Hello wetwillie and welcome to the Obama thread, the thread for all things Obama.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 26, 2015, 04:51:42 PM »

Barack or Michelle or all Obamas? Be specific

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 26, 2015, 05:18:51 PM »

Q: What do Barack Obama & Tiger Woods have in common?
A: They are both trying to screw everybody!

Q: Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
A: He accidently smoked it.

Q: What do you call a Nebraskan who hates Obama?
A: A CORNservative.

I found these jokes online. Thoughts?

wetwillie · « **Reply #5 on:** March 26, 2015, 06:17:49 PM »

Bo(Obama) Knows

0.42 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:55:31 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on March 26, 2015, 04:51:42 PM

Barack or Michelle or all Obamas? Be specific

Any and all things Obama, CF3. Welcome to the Obama thread.

0.42 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:56:00 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on March 26, 2015, 05:18:51 PM

Q: What do Barack Obama & Tiger Woods have in common?
A: They are both trying to screw everybody!

Q: Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
A: He accidently smoked it.

Q: What do you call a Nebraskan who hates Obama?
A: A CORNservative.

I found these jokes online. Thoughts?

I think those are great, wackyfanningksucat. Welcome to the Obama thread.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 28, 2015, 12:14:24 PM »

Brock Landers · « **Reply #9 on:** March 28, 2015, 02:42:21 PM »

Favorite butthurt conservitard nickname for President Obama?

O'Bummer
Owebama (Get it....OWE, because we owe so much money because of the national debt and stuff!)
Barry
King Hussein

TBL · « **Reply #10 on:** March 28, 2015, 03:59:17 PM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on March 28, 2015, 02:42:21 PM

Favorite butthurt conservitard nickname for President Obama?

O'Bummer
Owebama (Get it....OWE, because we owe so much money because of the national debt and stuff!)
Barry
King Hussein
Antichrist/12th Imam

You forgot one/two

Headinjun · « **Reply #11 on:** March 28, 2015, 05:50:55 PM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on March 28, 2015, 02:42:21 PM

Favorite butthurt conservitard nickname for President Obama?

O'Bummer
Owebama (Get it....OWE, because we owe so much money because of the national debt and stuff!)
Barry
King Hussein

Messiah

EMAWican · « **Reply #12 on:** March 28, 2015, 07:20:42 PM »

0bama (with a zero instead of an "O".)
O-bama, and say it like Alabama

renocat · « **Reply #13 on:** March 28, 2015, 08:11:18 PM »

Obutthole.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 28, 2015, 08:26:08 PM »

Tobias · « **Reply #15 on:** March 28, 2015, 08:27:49 PM »

a well-placed, mocking "barry" out of steve dave is a treat

renocat · « **Reply #16 on:** May 26, 2015, 10:26:06 PM »

What will the Obama legacy be? Likely yellow carpet in the Oval Office from the Prez whizzing his pants when things go wrong for him.

GregKSU1027 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 26, 2015, 10:41:23 PM »

Quote from: renocat on May 26, 2015, 10:26:06 PM

What will the Obama legacy be? Likely yellow carpet in the Oval Office from the Prez whizzing his pants when things go wrong for him.

I'd say putting Osama Bin Laden to rest will probably be on the resume.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #18 on:** May 27, 2015, 09:09:44 AM »

Getting all but a small number of troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan also good

0.42 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 27, 2015, 02:44:24 PM »

Hello superior sock renocat, welcome to the Obama thread.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 27, 2015, 02:56:27 PM »

You can't spell: Oh crap! It's A bomber! without Obama

Jabeez · « **Reply #21 on:** May 27, 2015, 02:58:45 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on March 26, 2015, 05:18:51 PM

Q: What do Barack Obama & Tiger Woods have in common?
A: They are both trying to screw everybody!

Q: Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
A: He accidently smoked it.

Q: What do you call a Nebraskan who hates Obama?
A: A CORNservative.

I found these jokes online. Thoughts?

I had to order a new birth cerificate because my old one was torn to pieces. Thanks, Obama!

illBisonYourdele · « **Reply #22 on:** May 28, 2015, 03:51:16 PM »

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All the naieve millenials that bought the lies spewed by the fudgepacker and voted the thing into office are now getting fukt by the job killing policies, rules and regulations put forth by the illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim sociopathic pathologic liar..... these poor bastards are getting as had as the American blacks that supported that lying turd who only givesashit about its celebrity grand imperial golf lifestyle.... the turd has the reverse midas touch on everything it touches both domestically and globally and what is sad is that all these poor bastards are cortically blind to the fact they are sucking a dried hind tit courtesy the fudgepacker....

Brock Landers · « **Reply #23 on:** May 28, 2015, 04:10:15 PM »

Quote from: illBisonYourdele on May 28, 2015, 03:51:16 PM

Quote
All the naieve millenials that bought the lies spewed by the fudgepacker and voted the thing into office are now getting fukt by the job killing policies, rules and regulations put forth by the illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim sociopathic pathologic liar..... these poor bastards are getting as had as the American blacks that supported that lying turd who only givesashit about its celebrity grand imperial golf lifestyle.... the turd has the reverse midas touch on everything it touches both domestically and globally and what is sad is that all these poor bastards are cortically blind to the fact they are sucking a dried hind tit courtesy the fudgepacker....

So, you're Facebook friends with renocat?

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #24 on:** June 15, 2015, 11:48:10 AM »

I'm 32. I don't really remember much about Reagan. Obama could end up being the only president I have a recollection of before the age of 40 who was not a Bush or a Clinton. Please, someone not named Bush or Clinton become president.