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Offline 99jc

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This is how real people feel about Kansas.................
« on: September 03, 2018, 01:48:30 PM »


you team sucks.


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Offline Mutt the Hoople

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I've driven across Kansas once
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2018, 01:51:54 PM »
Now I know why farmers axe-murder their families.
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Re: This is how real people feel about Kansas.................
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2018, 03:13:41 PM »
Pretty accurate description of Topeka, tbh

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Re: This is how real people feel about Kansas.................
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2018, 03:26:48 PM »
Quote from: 99jc on September 03, 2018, 01:48:30 PM


you team sucks.

Honest question —

What’s worse; our team or your grasp of the English language?

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Re: This is how real people feel about Kansas.................
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2018, 03:49:11 PM »
I agree Wichita is a rat nest
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Re: This is how real people feel about Kansas.................
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2018, 11:02:21 PM »
Thats actually a pretty clever joke.  Topeka means a good place to grow potatoes in Sioux languages spoken in this region.
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Re: This is how real people feel about Kansas.................
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2018, 11:22:18 PM »
I am willing to bet that 99.9% of people that dont live in kansas or mississippi and are aware of at least these two states would rank KS above MS. (state quality ranking, not football related)
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Re: This is how real people feel about Kansas.................
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2018, 07:38:15 PM »
Why am I not surprised that when someone thinks of "real people" the first thing that comes to mind is Ron White?
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Re: This is how real people feel about Kansas.................
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2018, 07:59:23 PM »
Sorry to take away from the trash talk, but this reminded me of a favorite moment.

Wife and myself had floor seats at the Red Hot Chili Peppers in Charlotte in 2007, we’d just moved here.
Seats were about mid floor, 2 seats from middle aisle. Opener was done, we are “feeling good” chatting it up with one another. She is on my left I’m closest to the aisle. Suddenly she looks up and past me and says (in her best Mississippi accent) “ Oh My God! It’s Ron White!”... lol. I turned around, Ron was signing autographs for the two guys next to us and when he heard my wife, he gave the quintessential Ron a white look to her.... it was hilarious.
No we didn’t ask for an autograph
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« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2018, 09:52:58 PM »
I don't think any of us are hayseed-y enough to know what a "quintessential Ron White look" is
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Re: This is how real people feel about Kansas.................
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2018, 10:01:46 PM »
But you tell the story very well.
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Re: This is how real people feel about Kansas.................
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2018, 10:05:37 PM »
Quote from: 8manpick on September 04, 2018, 09:52:58 PM
I don't think any of us are hayseed-y enough to know what a "quintessential Ron White look" is

or who that even is
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Re: This is how real people feel about Kansas.................
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2018, 10:08:01 PM »
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on September 04, 2018, 10:05:37 PM
Quote from: 8manpick on September 04, 2018, 09:52:58 PM
I don't think any of us are hayseed-y enough to know what a "quintessential Ron White look" is

or who that even is
He posted a video in this thread, but otherwise, yeah. Lot of related videos for that Nebraska guy who did Cars.
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Re: This is how real people feel about Kansas.................
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2018, 10:11:05 PM »
Quote from: 8manpick on September 04, 2018, 09:52:58 PM
I don't think any of us are hayseed-y enough to know what a "quintessential Ron White look" is

Maybe somebody knows some ku folk that might be able to bring us up to speed?

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Re: This is how real people feel about Kansas.................
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2018, 07:37:54 AM »
No, this is NOT a parody...

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Re: This is how real people feel about Kansas.................
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2018, 11:28:19 AM »
Quote from: Zv2 on September 05, 2018, 07:37:54 AM
No, this is NOT a parody...




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« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2018, 03:09:09 PM »
Whoa this guy had better pace himself.  After dropping a RHCP and Ron White reference in the same post, does he have anything left in the tank?
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Re: This is how real people feel about Kansas.................
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2018, 04:20:41 PM »
His life peaked in 2007, give him a break
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