So it’s Cactus Bowl day

[Pete]

Just got back from Suburban Lawn and Landscape (after christmas sale on bulbs), anyway a UCLA fan was talking about how much better the bruins were.  Lady in a purple Cotton Bowl sweatshirt grabbed a Prickly Pear and smashed it into the UCLA fan's face and yelled "FAMILY!"  Killed the UCLA fan.  Then, the lady chopped up the UCLA corpse and scattered it over a mulch pile.  People are very keyed up for this game in South Johnson County.

[deputy dawg]

Just got back from Suburban Lawn and Landscape (after christmas sale on bulbs), anyway a UCLA fan was talking about how much better the bruins were.  Lady in a purple Cotton Bowl sweatshirt grabbed a Prickly Pear and smashed it into the UCLA fan's face and yelled "FAMILY!"  Killed the UCLA fan.  Then, the lady chopped up the UCLA corpse and scattered it over a mulch pile.  People are very keyed up for this game in South Johnson County.

Wow, Pete, was that the Suburban Lawn & Garden in Lenexa?  We take our Wildcat football pretty damn seriously here in Lenexa.

[Shooter Jones]

Just got back from Suburban Lawn and Landscape (after christmas sale on bulbs), anyway a UCLA fan was talking about how much better the bruins were.  Lady in a purple Cotton Bowl sweatshirt grabbed a Prickly Pear and smashed it into the UCLA fan's face and yelled "FAMILY!"  Killed the UCLA fan.  Then, the lady chopped up the UCLA corpse and scattered it over a mulch pile.  People are very keyed up for this game in South Johnson County.

Lol.

Went in to get the truck cleaned up today, and my guy that does the detailing is a UCLA grad. He says they're just ready to get this game over with to start the Chip era and get the losery ass Rosen out.

Think I had him flustered cause he did kind of a half-assed job today.... still tipped, though.

[Pete]

Leawood.  But, heard there was loads of Cats fans in Lenexa too.  Obvs.

[Pete]

My neighbor (KU fan) said he is cheering for UCLA, because his favorite prostitute is a UCLA grad.  Otherwise he’d be totally TSC.

[Brock Landers]

UCLA?  More like UC So Lame

[Brock Landers]

T's and P's to any UCLA football fan.  They're the little brother to USC who we totally own.

[Dugout DickStone]

My neighbor (KU fan) said he is cheering for UCLA, because his favorite prostitute is a UCLA grad.  Otherwise he’d be totally TSC.

Neighbor down the hill (my sprinkler will run nicely into his driveway if I turn all my front zones on) who is a mizou grad said he was cheering for UCLA because he likes that Bill Walton is a drug addict who likely gets the "fire crap"

[ben ji]

PFFT! OMG.

One of our new employees Bronson is from Southern CA and went to San Diego St but always wears UCLA gear in the office. He has been talking crap since they announced the matchup..... Well today I had enough. That guy comes in with a stupid UCLA Christmas sweater complaining about how cold it gets in KS (Just moved here in October) and how long it took him to clean his window.

I played it cool and offered to show him some Midwest #LifeHacks for dealing with the cold weather such as throwing a pot of boiling water on your windshield to clean the snow and ice off. During lunch he went down to the warehouse and boiled a big pot of water then struggled to carry it to his 08 Civic (This guy is fat as crap).

While he was boiling the water I let Tim, our SVP (KSU Undergrad, Notre Dame MBA) in on the joke and we watched him from the corner suite as he stumbled towards his car spilling boiling hot water on his hand in the process. When he got to his car and dumped the water the whole rough ridin' windshield just shattered like we knew it would. Tim just flipping lost it and we probably high fived about 6-9 times while laughing at what an idiot these UCLA fans are.

Bronson tried to get back in the office but Tim locked all the doors and told him to come back when he stopped being "Such a god damn pissant" We opened a bottle of scotch and had a few more laughs as we watched that fat ass drive away with his head sticking out the window like a dog.

[meow meow]

   pretty sure i just saw this dumbass driving down Metcalf, he was going slow af, cars behind him were honking like crazy

[ben ji]

  pretty sure i just saw this dumbass driving down Metcalf, he was going slow af, cars behind him were honking like crazy

Hahaha! The was most definitely Bronson. That dumbass lives up in the Rivermarket too so it will be a cold ride down I-35.

Go Cats!

[everyone shut up]

This is hard to watch. The only person this broadcast gives a crap about is standing on the sideline.

[Trim]

This is hard to watch. The only person this broadcast gives a crap about is standing on the sideline.

I just confirmed who the color commentator was and I can respect that he's doing something with his life - albeit this shitty game - as opposed to showing up for "where are they now" hits on subsequent bachelor franchise seasons.

[michigancat]

Does UCLA really have the second to worst run defense in the country?

[everyone shut up]

Also, they only care about a coach who isn't coaching.

[star seed 7]

Does UCLA really have the second to worst run defense in the country?

Allegedly

[michigancat]

This is hard to watch. The only person this broadcast gives a crap about is standing on the sideline.

The broadcasters are what makes this game difficult for you to watch?

[michigancat]

Does UCLA really have the second to worst run defense in the country?

Allegedly

Makes sense that they wouldn't expect a pass-happy offense

[CHONGS]

Can you even imagine how many yards Rosen would have put up on us (assuming he cared of course)?

[everyone shut up]

This is hard to watch. The only person this broadcast gives a crap about is standing on the sideline.

The broadcasters are what makes this game difficult for you to watch?

Among other things. Have a good day.

[Trim]

Is this the only bowl game that doesn't have a sponsor?

[everyone shut up]

HOF getting schooled by Interim. Go cats.

[michigancat]

I honestly enjoy the broadcasters. This is a dogshit game and the main pbp guy is kind of a smartass

[Trim]

This is hard to watch. The only person this broadcast gives a crap about is standing on the sideline.

The broadcasters are what makes this game difficult for you to watch?

Among other things. Have a good day.

What would you like them to talk about instead when you think they're talking about Rosen and Kelly too much?

[bones129]

Snyder should fire Dimel now, if only for symbolic purposes.