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Offline Dr Rick Daris

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Patterson
« on: November 12, 2017, 10:56:55 AM »
He was going to come once. If we threw a ridiculous amount of money at him, would he come a second time?


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Re: Patterson
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2017, 11:01:49 AM »
He was going to come once. If we threw a ridiculous amount of money at him, would he come a second time?

I think its too late for that. He's got a really good situation and is making over $5 mil at TCU now.

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Re: Patterson
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2017, 11:05:03 AM »
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Re: Patterson
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2017, 11:27:31 AM »
after last night id take chip kelly but want venzy obviously
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Re: Patterson
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2017, 11:27:52 AM »
Gary and Oscar would be the GOAT 1-2 punch of raspy-voiced coaches at the same school. There would be no offseason from vocal nodules.
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Re: Patterson
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2017, 12:32:02 PM »
Gary is a fantasy I imagine. It was different when he was coaching outside of the power 5.
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Re: Patterson
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2017, 12:48:32 PM »
I'd rather have Smoke Patterson than gross weirdo, Sweaty Gary. Smoke would be awesome.

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Re: Patterson
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2017, 12:59:01 PM »
Patterson would not be worth the massive amount of money we'd have to spend to get him.  I would not be disappointed to get him, but there are at least 20 coaches I would be more excited about.

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Re: Patterson
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2017, 02:10:19 PM »
Yea who would want a guy that waltzed into this conference and snagged a championship, had multiple top 10 teams, a sustained history of quality teams,  and as a little bonus is a k-state alum.

Anybody who would be disjointed with Patterson is setting themselves up for heartbreak. Unless we get Venz, nobody else will compare. And Brent might not either
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Re: Patterson
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2017, 02:43:21 PM »
Three very good years, two decent ones, and one awful one. They are a lot like us with better marketing and without the current dysfunction, although they had it last year.

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Re: Patterson
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2017, 03:51:20 PM »
Three very good years, two decent ones, and one awful one. They are a lot like us with better marketing and without the current dysfunction, although they had it last year.
Even if you disregard the fact they came into this conference from a lesser position, that's still power good. I'd happily sign up for 15ish more years of solid to really good football.
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Re: Patterson
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2017, 04:01:51 PM »
I don't see GP leaving TCU at this point, since he is already in a P5 conference.

The one I would be willing to give a chance is Neal Brown, Troy's HC.

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Re: Patterson
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2017, 05:47:58 PM »
GP would be a homerun.   

And I think we would have a decent chance if we pursued him.

It’s gotta get old for him playing in front of half-empty, disinterested crowds.

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Re: Patterson
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2017, 06:27:42 PM »
HOME....RUN.  And i agree i think we have a shot. It's been long enough since "It's Patterson" and his support there is abysmal.  I'd prefer GP to any assistant coach, including Venzy.  The bonus is he would retire here.

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Re: Patterson
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2017, 06:30:53 PM »
i don't like his visor

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Re: Patterson
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2017, 06:40:56 PM »
I like how he gets all fired up and stuff.

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Re: Patterson
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2017, 06:44:40 PM »
remember when he said something like "if the game was played in manhattan, it would not be empty" after their stadium was empty during a light drizzle?

 :love:

he's gross but he could be a "hate him when you're against him, love him when he's with you" kind of guy. almost every team in the country would love him as coach.

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Re: Patterson
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2017, 06:45:29 PM »
GP has no sentimental connection to K-State. He used his connection to try and land a P5 gig when TCU was the identical twin of SMU, a lowely second tier Texas school. He now has a P5 job at a school paying him a top 5 salary in a recruiting hot bed. Sorry guys, unless he gets fired, no way is he leaving a cushy job like that. That's like saying Bill self would leave KU for a chance to coach Okie Lite.


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Re: Patterson
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2017, 06:46:59 PM »
their fans were, i think, complaining about the dew point or barometric pressure or some crap.

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Re: Patterson
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2017, 06:47:37 PM »
iirc his wife really wanted to be in kansas

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Re: Patterson
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2017, 06:53:17 PM »
If he buys pants that fit and cuts his pork intake in half we can talk.

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Re: Patterson
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2017, 07:11:15 PM »
If he buys pants that fit and cuts his pork intake in half we can talk.

Looks to have lost some weight, must be a contract stipulation.

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Re: Patterson
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2017, 07:13:37 PM »
If he buys pants that fit and cuts his pork intake in half we can talk.

Looks to have lost some weight, must be a contract stipulation.

If true, GP obviously does not have Mark Mangino's agent.

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Re: Patterson
« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2017, 08:32:49 PM »
remember when he said something like "if the game was played in manhattan, it would not be empty" after their stadium was empty during a light drizzle?


their fans were, i think, complaining about the dew point or barometric pressure or some crap.

This is where someone would post a 1/3 full BSFS during the entirety of the second half yesterday

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Re: Patterson
« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2017, 08:40:02 PM »
iirc his wife really wanted to be in kansas

Nope. She was born and raised in Texas,.UT grad. Like ten years ago, when everyone wanted him, there were multiple articles down there talking about how tied she is to the community. I remember during "It's Patterson" a couple of TCU posters going on ksufans talking about how they wouldn't go anywhere because she's on the Ft. Worth Zoo board of directors. We mocked the dude for it but all these years later they're still in Ft. Worth.