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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #125 on: August 10, 2016, 08:17:49 PM »
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #126 on: August 10, 2016, 08:22:20 PM »
You should take the compliment, you're good at what you do. I'm a little embarrassed you used to rattle me when you first started.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #127 on: August 10, 2016, 08:44:22 PM »
Wut? Smallest head on the team.


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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #128 on: August 14, 2016, 03:10:06 PM »
props to ben ji for getting in the "what if ertz is a badass" question. http://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/campus-corner/article95343302.html

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #129 on: August 15, 2016, 12:27:22 PM »
props to ben ji for getting in the "what if ertz is a badass" question. http://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/campus-corner/article95343302.html

I thoroughly enjoyed all of that.  Good job, guys

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #130 on: August 22, 2016, 09:52:38 AM »
How good of a runner do they say Ertz will be?

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #131 on: August 22, 2016, 09:58:56 AM »
I hear pretty good, when his knee isn't exploding into a million pieces.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #132 on: August 22, 2016, 11:52:15 AM »
How awful is Iowa high school football if this guy was crushing records left and right?

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #133 on: August 22, 2016, 12:01:01 PM »
How awful is Iowa high school football if this guy was crushing records left and right?
I think if we're all being honest, everything in Iowa is terrible except their butter sculptures.
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #134 on: August 22, 2016, 12:03:43 PM »
How good of a runner do they say Ertz will be?

I don't know.. I mean, he's going to be wearing massive exoskeleton-like knee braces, right?


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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #135 on: August 22, 2016, 02:31:53 PM »
We had the Maryland state passing record holder once.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #136 on: August 22, 2016, 02:50:00 PM »
man, what a puff piece. all on board the Ertz train now.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #137 on: August 22, 2016, 03:34:08 PM »
How good of a runner do they say Ertz will be?

I don't know.. I mean, he's going to be wearing massive exoskeleton-like knee braces, right?



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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #138 on: August 22, 2016, 04:21:16 PM »
man, what a puff piece. all on board the Ertz train now.

Maybe, but it is getting me super jazzed to see Jimmy sling it around the field. He is the FASTEST SWIMMER ON THE TEAM! Might need to start calling him Jimmy "Phelps" Ertz!  :ksu:

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #139 on: August 22, 2016, 04:46:40 PM »
man, what a puff piece. all on board the Ertz train now.

Maybe, but it is getting me super jazzed to see Jimmy sling it around the field. He is the FASTEST SWIMMER ON THE TEAM! Might need to start calling him Jimmy "Phelps" Ertz!  :ksu:

Makes sense because you know, Iowa stuff and floodaggie


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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #140 on: August 22, 2016, 08:51:12 PM »
I can't wait to shove Sisco in all of your morbidly obese craws. I don't know who claimed him as "my guy" but he's clearly mine.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #141 on: August 22, 2016, 09:02:23 PM »
http://www.meposchools.org/wp-content/files/2013/09/2012-Mediapolis-Football-Results.pdf

3600 total yards
59 offensive TDs
2 INTs
He had 2 pick sixes
All one season, he's a mothafuckin badass


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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #142 on: August 23, 2016, 02:21:38 PM »
http://www.meposchools.org/wp-content/files/2013/09/2012-Mediapolis-Football-Results.pdf

3600 total yards
59 offensive TDs
2 INTs
He had 2 pick sixes
All one season, he's a mothafuckin badass


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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #143 on: August 23, 2016, 03:11:25 PM »
10 days to see him in action!! :ksu:

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #144 on: August 23, 2016, 03:14:26 PM »
Would bet a mid sized car that the first play from the offense is a QB run.

 :runaway: didn't work great for Ertz last season.   :runaway:

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #145 on: August 24, 2016, 10:04:42 PM »
http://www.meposchools.org/wp-content/files/2013/09/2012-Mediapolis-Football-Results.pdf

3600 total yards
59 offensive TDs
2 INTs
He had 2 pick sixes
All one season, he's a mothafuckin badass

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I mean, I'm intrigued to see what we can do.  He has guys that can catch and run.  If he's got blockers and can stay healthy, I don't see why he can't at least equal Waters' output.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #146 on: August 24, 2016, 11:21:48 PM »
Because Lockett, dummy.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #147 on: August 24, 2016, 11:29:49 PM »
Because Lockett, dummy.

I'd like to think having better receivers overall can have the same effect.

I mean Pringle is going to be really good, man.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #148 on: August 25, 2016, 08:17:22 AM »
Because Lockett, dummy.

I'd like to think having better receivers overall can have the same effect.

I mean Pringle is going to be really good, man.

Having more than one or two targets is definitely more dangerous than one Lockett and a Sexton. Didn't Coleman say something about this being our most solid receiving core in a long time or something?

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #149 on: August 25, 2016, 08:44:42 AM »
Because Lockett, dummy.

I'd like to think having better receivers overall can have the same effect.

I mean Pringle is going to be really good, man.

Having more than one or two targets is definitely more dangerous than one Lockett and a Sexton. Didn't Coleman say something about this being our most solid receiving core in a long time or something?

think he said that about last years group nard dog