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Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« on: September 17, 2014, 04:46:44 PM »
Because in the end, EMAW always wins. Just look at our recent past of marquee noncon losses:

Arkansas wins; Petrino crashes a motorcycle exposing his affairs and improper workplace relationships, is fired.

Oregon wins; Their awesome coach who they all love ditches their asses for the NFL to hang out with KSU legend Darren Sproles.

NDSU wins; Their coach who definitely hates all of them and is probably too good for them anyway bails to an even more sparsely populated state.

Nebraksa wins; Kicked out of big 12 to become laughing stock of world's current shittiest conference.

Trust me. War Eagle Nation will not enjoy the consequences of beating KSTATE tomorrow. You should be cheering for the cats as loud as me.


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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2014, 05:43:11 PM »
Strong points

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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2014, 05:47:30 PM »

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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2014, 05:47:41 PM »
Because in the end, EMAW always wins. Just look at our recent past of marquee noncon losses:

Arkansas wins; Petrino crashes a motorcycle exposing his affairs and improper workplace relationships, is fired.

Oregon wins; Their awesome coach who they all love ditches their asses for the NFL to hang out with KSU legend Darren Sproles.

NDSU wins; Their coach who definitely hates all of them and is probably too good for them anyway bails to an even more sparsely populated state.

Nebraksa wins; Kicked out of big 12 to become laughing stock of world's current shittiest conference.

Trust me. War Eagle Nation will not enjoy the consequences of beating KSTATE tomorrow. You should be cheering for the cats as loud as me.

USC loses (2002) and goes on to win a MNC in 2004... you might have a point here.

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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2014, 05:49:16 PM »
quite the conundrum

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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2014, 05:50:17 PM »
Every rule has its exception my cheaty friends.

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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2014, 05:53:11 PM »
Every rule has its exception my cheaty friends.

Not this one

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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2014, 05:53:20 PM »
Every rule has its exception my cheaty friends.

Expound.

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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2014, 05:56:21 PM »
Do I really have to?  USC is the exception to the rule that beating Kstate angers the gods.  But even they got theirs.

Ask OU and okstate.

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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2014, 05:57:39 PM »
Do I really have to?  USC is the exception to the rule that beating Kstate angers the gods.  But even they got theirs.

Ask OU and okstate.

Hahaha, no i said USC loses! I was saying that it went with the rule and then you called me cheaty  :Crybaby:

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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2014, 06:11:23 PM »
USC fell to crap, their coach left them to burn in scandal and their heisman and MNC were vacated. Emaw wins.

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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2014, 06:14:12 PM »
USC fell to crap, their coach left them to burn in scandal and their heisman and MNC were vacated. Emaw wins.
Also this has nothing to do with the rule, because emaw won in the beginning , too. twice.

Feel free to work on your own rule though.

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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2014, 06:14:31 PM »
Yeah LOSING to USC really stunk.

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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2014, 06:16:04 PM »
Yeah LOSING to USC really stunk.
I IMAGINE it does. How many other bluebloods like us are undefeated against USC?

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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2014, 07:47:24 PM »
I say losing to you is worse than all that.  No dice

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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2014, 08:13:21 PM »
Science.  Puni shows a repeatable outcome.

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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2014, 08:19:20 PM »
Baylor beats KSU, has to put brick tarp on new stadium.  Let that marinate. 
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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2014, 08:28:41 PM »
Honestly, KU leads the KSUvsKU series 65–41–5 and just look at their current football program's state.  YEESH

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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2014, 09:03:56 PM »
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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2014, 09:10:57 PM »
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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2014, 09:12:56 PM »
Auburn beats KSU in 2007, wins NC in 2010, has the underdog season of a lifetime in 2013. I guess the SEC breaks curses.

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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2014, 09:15:09 PM »
Auburn beats KSU in 2007, wins NC in 2010, has the underdog season of a lifetime in 2013. I guess the SEC breaks curses.

That was a Ron Prince team, so it doesn't count.

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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2014, 09:21:30 PM »
Mediocre Auburn team beats a Ron Prince KSU squad in 2007. 
Goes 5-7 in 2008, flushes their coaching staff, and ends up with a dingleberry from Iowa State.

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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2014, 09:22:43 PM »
Mediocre Auburn team beats a Ron Prince KSU squad in 2007. 
Goes 5-7 in 2008, flushes their coaching staff, and ends up with a dingleberry from Iowa State.
emaw always wins

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Re: Trust me, Aubie. YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2014, 09:27:39 PM »