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« Reply #9000 on: March 05, 2018, 10:59:07 AM »
i saw Three Billboards and the Shape of Water this weekend in time for the oscars.

somehow i had no idea what Three Billboards was about going into it, i managed to not ever see a trailer or any meaningful discussion about it. WOW what a dark movie. i was uncomfortable throughout the the whole thing. funny at times, obviously, which is what it was going for. but the whole time i was just scared about what next shitty thing the next shitty person was going to do. the oscars that mcdormand and rockwell won were deserved.

SoW was weird. i'm trying to wrap my brain around the girl rough ridin' the fish man.

I don’t consider either of them a “Best Picture” but at least 3 Billboards was a good movie with great characters and actors. But I guess too many voters were offended by the fact that they didn’t make Sam Rockwell’s character a completely one-dimensional creep.

Shape of Water was just weird and didn’t even merit a nomination. I wonder how common it is for a BP winner to fail to land a single Oscar for the lead or supporting acting roles? It is going to be remembered years hence as “that movie that won best picture about the woman who has sex with the fish monster.” Great job, Academy.

But in fairness, they did nail the voting on all 4 actor categories. No question.
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« Reply #9001 on: March 05, 2018, 11:00:55 AM »
The Shape of Water really didn't appeal to me that much, but now that I know it features a woman having sex with a fish monster, I sort of feel compelled to watch.

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« Reply #9002 on: March 05, 2018, 11:03:46 AM »
haven't seen SoW yet but i wonder if there are any metaphors in the movie? hmm nah probably not, we're probably just supposed to take a woman having sex with a fish monster at face value.

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« Reply #9003 on: March 05, 2018, 11:04:21 AM »
I really liked 3 Billboards. I will not watch a show about a fish monster banging chicks however.

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« Reply #9004 on: March 05, 2018, 11:06:27 AM »
I really hope we can just take the lady having sex with the fish monster at face value.

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« Reply #9005 on: March 05, 2018, 11:08:32 AM »
The Shape of Water really didn't appeal to me that much, but now that I know it features a woman having sex with a fish monster, I sort of feel compelled to watch.

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« Reply #9006 on: March 05, 2018, 11:11:00 AM »
Are the genitals of human woman and male fish-monsters even compatible?

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« Reply #9007 on: March 05, 2018, 11:12:34 AM »
Are the genitals of human woman and male fish-monsters even compatible?

Quit trying to fill this thread with spoilers

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« Reply #9008 on: March 05, 2018, 11:15:13 AM »
Are the genitals of human woman and male fish-monsters even compatible?

they address this

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« Reply #9009 on: March 05, 2018, 11:15:36 AM »
haven't seen SoW yet but i wonder if there are any metaphors in the movie? hmm nah probably not, we're probably just supposed to take a woman having sex with a fish monster at face value.

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« Reply #9010 on: March 05, 2018, 11:17:46 AM »
Are the genitals of human woman and male fish-monsters even compatible?

Don't worry, that is explained in the movie. It will all make sense.

BTW, the woman having sex with the fish monster is supposed to be taken both literally and as a metaphor for marginalized, victimized people finding kinship in their marginalization and victimization. That doesn't stop the movie from being a hot garbage soup but it's the sort of thing the Academy slurps up with an oversized spoon.
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« Reply #9011 on: March 05, 2018, 11:26:44 AM »
Oh I really need to see it now.

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« Reply #9012 on: March 05, 2018, 11:31:07 AM »
Oh I really need to see it now.

Oh and also a graphic depiction of the lead actress masturbating in a bathtub to an egg timer - I think twice. You guys will love it.
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« Reply #9013 on: March 05, 2018, 11:40:58 AM »
Shape of Water is pretty decent. Not sure about best picture but it deserved all the other awards for the filming of it. That part was well done. It just is very different, but besides it being fantastical it did a great job of transporting you into 1962. I mean, you have to go in knowing it's Guillermo del Toro and maybe that will set your expectations a bit better.
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« Reply #9014 on: March 05, 2018, 11:43:41 AM »
it was a beautiful movie, overall.

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« Reply #9015 on: March 05, 2018, 11:44:06 AM »
Oh I really need to see it now.

Oh and also a graphic depiction of the lead actress masturbating in a bathtub to an egg timer - I think twice. You guys will love it.

Any finngerbanging?

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« Reply #9016 on: March 05, 2018, 11:46:52 AM »
Intrigued to find out what kdub thinks a graphic female masturbation scene is
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« Reply #9017 on: March 05, 2018, 11:52:36 AM »
Oh I really need to see it now.

Oh and also a graphic depiction of the lead actress masturbating in a bathtub to an egg timer - I think twice. You guys will love it.


Not quite sure how I feel about Paddington's adoptive mother masturbating with a kitchen utensil.

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« Reply #9018 on: March 05, 2018, 11:58:26 AM »
Oh I really need to see it now.

Oh and also a graphic depiction of the lead actress masturbating in a bathtub to an egg timer - I think twice. You guys will love it.

Not quite sure how I feel about Paddington's adoptive mother masturbating with a kitchen utensil.

No no, she sets the egg timer and... never mind. You really just have to see this masterpiece.
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« Reply #9019 on: March 05, 2018, 12:25:38 PM »
Oh I really need to see it now.

Oh and also a graphic depiction of the lead actress masturbating in a bathtub to an egg timer - I think twice. You guys will love it.

Not quite sure how I feel about Paddington's adoptive mother masturbating with a kitchen utensil.

No no, she sets the egg timer and... never mind. You really just have to see this masterpiece.

So, she's racing the timer?

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« Reply #9020 on: March 05, 2018, 12:47:56 PM »
Oh I really need to see it now.

Oh and also a graphic depiction of the lead actress masturbating in a bathtub to an egg timer - I think twice. You guys will love it.

Not quite sure how I feel about Paddington's adoptive mother masturbating with a kitchen utensil.

No no, she sets the egg timer and... never mind. You really just have to see this masterpiece.

So, she's racing the timer?

We’re getting too far into spoiler territory here. You’re just gonna have to watch the fish porno.
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« Reply #9021 on: March 05, 2018, 01:31:01 PM »
I can't help but hear this tweet in Kevin McCallister's voice.


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« Reply #9022 on: March 05, 2018, 05:23:45 PM »
Kid has a point tho.

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« Reply #9023 on: March 05, 2018, 10:16:28 PM »
Currently watching Reese’s latest: “Home Again.” God this is just horrendous. The things I do for my wife. Women shouldn’t watch crap like this. Nobody should.
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« Reply #9024 on: March 05, 2018, 10:44:56 PM »
Just checking back in. This movie is still going. I can’t even tell how close I am to the end because there is almost no discernible plot.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.