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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #5750 on: April 19, 2014, 11:04:37 PM »

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #5752 on: April 19, 2014, 11:31:31 PM »
KU.
Pray you.
Don't go astray you.
Are starting to look cray you.
Used to have nice things.
Campus crumbles, but nice rings.
Football in shambles, CW's price stings.
Lawrence suffering from bed lice stings.
Big bro just pops its collar
Alumni shelling out dollar after dollar.
Adding athletic square feet
While the unwashed fill up mass street.
You ain't even on this level.
KU fans beginning to dishevel
Keep sawing wood.
One day at a time.
Start jawing good.
Or I'll slay ya another time.

Stings
Stings
Time
Time
Find
Some other
Phucking
Rhymes.

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« Reply #5753 on: April 19, 2014, 11:39:08 PM »
Only a KU fan
would show he's a shell of a (wo)man (because I dunno your sex)
to not see that rhyming two words beats out one.
But bite all my rhymes
I know KU is having troubling times
Steal steal steal away
for you shall rue the day
You decided to step up
I hope you don't strep up
Fore you'll need some coricidin
because you'll throats about to start bleeding
from trying to spit at me
better yet, throw your crap at me
Primate.
I mate.
with all your bitches
leave them with stitches.
Instead of trying to battle
play with your rattle.
Baby boy.
You's a toy.
A pawn in this game.
Spawn a new name.
Come back later.
You'll still get owned by a tater.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #5754 on: April 19, 2014, 11:41:44 PM »

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #5755 on: April 19, 2014, 11:47:10 PM »
Oh man

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #5756 on: April 20, 2014, 12:04:59 AM »
Hawks be wishin they countin paper,
players as desperate as the Manhattan raper.
Fatass coach once again,
pushing the scales near 410.
At the bottom is where they reside,
delusional fans who called out The Tide.
History awaits this given school,
Gridiron Club and Orange Bowl games rule.
Memorial Stadium, oh the hill,
Potters Pond, what a rough ridin' landfill.
Salute lil bro and wish the best,
must suck to suck worse than the rest.

« Last Edit: April 20, 2014, 12:17:57 AM by KSUfaithful »

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #5757 on: April 20, 2014, 12:30:50 AM »
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #5758 on: April 20, 2014, 12:51:30 AM »
Part of me is sad that this is what this thread has become.   Part of me is :popcorn:

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #5759 on: April 20, 2014, 12:56:08 AM »
Part of me is sad that this is what this thread has become.   Part of me is :popcorn:

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #5760 on: April 20, 2014, 10:23:27 AM »
I enjoy a good poetry slam.


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #5761 on: April 20, 2014, 11:12:05 AM »
goEMAW is hurting.

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Re: KU football is hurting
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #5763 on: April 20, 2014, 11:24:10 AM »
KU alums across the USA
While Taters go back home, and bale some hay
KU kids in NYC, while the club is jumpin
Taters back in Leoti, all farm-humpin


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #5764 on: April 20, 2014, 11:46:22 AM »
KU alums across the USA
While Taters go back home, and bale some hay
KU kids in NYC, while the club is jumpin
Taters back in Leoti, all farm-humpin
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #5765 on: April 20, 2014, 12:43:56 PM »
Farm hump farm hump farm hump
Taters gonna tate
Farm hump farm hump farm hump
Man the hill is great

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #5766 on: April 20, 2014, 01:01:48 PM »
Showing up just prior to kickoff
There is parking left still
Tailgaters grilling their last burger
Admiring the uniqueness of a hill

An expanse of empty seats surround us
The announcer insists that it did fill
On the turf, the hawks battle until late
Yet the crowd watches the sun set on the hill

Staring down from the pillbox
The win seems surreal
Let us tear down our goalposts
And retire them to our glorious hill



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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #5767 on: April 20, 2014, 04:44:40 PM »
God it feels so good to have that all time record,
Taters versus beems is like the Chiefs versus Decker.
I be playin chess while you clowns be playin checkers
Note to sender:
I'm better.
You couldn't fvck with me if you had balls in your suspenders.




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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #5768 on: April 20, 2014, 04:55:16 PM »
God it feels so good to have that all time record,
Taters versus beems is like the Chiefs versus Decker.
I be playin chess while you clowns be playin checkers
Note to sender:
I'm better.
You couldn't fvck with me if you had balls in your suspenders.






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« Reply #5769 on: April 20, 2014, 05:15:18 PM »
Didn't we find beem's music project once? I wonder if this is the next single  :ohno:

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #5770 on: April 20, 2014, 08:09:50 PM »
While everyone's rap app is working fantastic.

I thought I'd chime in on the pics I've seen of Rock Chalk Park.   Nice facility, but all the allure of attending a "Relays" event on a college campus has been absolutely DESTROYED.    The KU Relays are now akin to going to a track meet out at that new high school built out in the burbs, just waiting for all the cookie cutter subdivisions and strip malls "Prairie Meadows, Carriage Downs, Quail Ridge, Corner Commons " etc. etc.  To catch up with it.

What a travesty.


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #5771 on: April 20, 2014, 08:37:26 PM »
While everyone's rap app is working fantastic.

I thought I'd chime in on the pics I've seen of Rock Chalk Park.   Nice facility, but all the allure of attending a "Relays" event on a college campus has been absolutely DESTROYED.    The KU Relays are now akin to going to a track meet out at that new high school built out in the burbs, just waiting for all the cookie cutter subdivisions and strip malls "Prairie Meadows, Carriage Downs, Quail Ridge, Corner Commons " etc. etc.  To catch up with it.

What a travesty.


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #5772 on: April 20, 2014, 08:45:17 PM »

While everyone's rap app is working fantastic.

I thought I'd chime in on the pics I've seen of Rock Chalk Park.   Nice facility, but all the allure of attending a "Relays" event on a college campus has been absolutely DESTROYED.    The KU Relays are now akin to going to a track meet out at that new high school built out in the burbs, just waiting for all the cookie cutter subdivisions and strip malls "Prairie Meadows, Carriage Downs, Quail Ridge, Corner Commons " etc. etc.  To catch up with it.

What a travesty.


"Plantation Resort"

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Massa Self will own the first house there.


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #5773 on: April 21, 2014, 12:10:17 AM »
Its one two three into the four
decades since you fixed yo busted football floor
ready to drop that field so backhoe up
(cause you know we're about to rip crap up)
give Z the microphone first so he can burst like a bubble
Topeka and Lawrence together now you know you in trouble
Ain't nothing but a track thang, baby
Rock Chalk Park surface is crazy
Bliss Sports is the Fritzel that pays me
Unbiddable so please don't try to bid this
But um back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so Imma let em understand
from a Sheehan Z's perspective
and before me dig out a ditch I got to find a architective
you never know, they could be leaking a plan
and runnin a scam and at the same time shakin my hand
You know I ain't got no leaked renderings
Ain't no rendo good enough to leak even with hill in it
And thats realer than vanier and wagner field
and now you surveyors and backhoes know how I feel
well, if its good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of cruise ship harley stuff

It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh

CW, creep to the mic like a phantom

well I'm peeping and I'm creeping and I'm creep-in
damn near got caught, my heart monitor be beeping
Now it's time for me to make my depression felt
So sit back, unstrap my new lap band surgery belt
I never seen shenanigans like this before
my Director building dorms for the bball team tho
at the same time with the extra lines round my field yo
you know and I know I don't give a crap
to add to my sizable collection of checks
from directs who expect then I defect
If you knew, still had no clue
On what me and Z came here to do

It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh

Who cuts a check for field lows?
They just chill, til Bill Self needs the flow

Falling back on my ass, with a hellified gangsta lean
Bumpin cruits on the circuit, but you know I'm all clean
It's the BS workin over on that N C double A
my soldiers sticky like the glue on my toupee
Showin much flex when its time to wreck a fix
Pimping donors to cut me double checks packaged up like twix
And it don't quit
I think they in the mood for some Late Nite at the Phog clips
Hell yeah so Z (what up Bill)
Gotta give em what they want (Hawk towers B)
We gotta break em off with something (Hill yeah!)
And its gotta be sloping, Call up Doug Compton

Its where it takes place, Mt. Oread, your attention
Mobbing is for taters we Rock Chalking not lynching
Dropping that field and making farm humpin taters humble
When they see the setting and the hill their cruise ship crumbles
Try to get close and yeah there's still a track
drop that field tho, the hill will still be in the back
Never let me slip, cause if I slip then I'm slipping
But on google earth aerial shots has got them flipping
and I'mma continue to put the facts down, the cats down
and if you taters talk back, I'mma have to pull the cow town
yeah and I don't stop
Silo Tech, JCCC, Old Balls and Cruise Ship
Topeka and Lawrence Rock Chalk Park up in my beak
Puttin the two together
Topeka and Lawrence no two towns do track better
« Last Edit: April 21, 2014, 12:13:18 AM by Kat Kid »

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #5774 on: April 21, 2014, 12:18:45 AM »
Wow