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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #50 on: September 22, 2017, 10:18:15 AM »
My body hurts all the time. Might be a fat thing instead of old thing tho
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #51 on: September 22, 2017, 10:18:27 AM »
So many old farts on this blog

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #52 on: September 22, 2017, 10:19:03 AM »
Did she know you smoked before she married you? If yes then tell her to GTFO. If no then you should quit. Well you should quit anyway for your health since you are getting old.

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« Reply #53 on: September 22, 2017, 10:19:14 AM »
Mods change this thread title to "weekly wacks freak thread". Thanks.
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« Reply #54 on: September 22, 2017, 10:21:00 AM »
So many old farts on this blog

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #55 on: September 22, 2017, 10:21:19 AM »
better warm up the divorce thread for ole wacky

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #56 on: September 22, 2017, 10:21:41 AM »
I gotta go to a meeting in 9 minutes and talk about work stuff. ON A GODDAMN FRIDAY!

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #57 on: September 22, 2017, 10:22:47 AM »
So many old farts on this blog

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #58 on: September 22, 2017, 10:27:38 AM »
Wacky, have you considered the possibility that you may only have daughters and no sons?

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #59 on: September 22, 2017, 10:30:35 AM »
I gotta go to a meeting in 9 minutes and talk about work stuff. ON A GODDAMN FRIDAY!

I have a 10:30 too  :frown:
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #60 on: September 22, 2017, 10:30:49 AM »
why doesn't she do yard work during the weekdays

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #61 on: September 22, 2017, 10:31:04 AM »
Wacky, has Mrs wacky considered that even if you pretend to quit, you still have smoker sperm?

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #63 on: September 22, 2017, 10:45:36 AM »
Like seriously, changing a dipper sounds like the worst thing ever. I have gag reflexes guys. Can I just push fast forward to where I make it play sports and live through it like my glory days.

OMG WHAT IF HE DOESN'T LIKE SPORTS?!!!!

I like sports, and I liked playing sports as a kid but for the life of me I can't imagine anything possibly being worse than having kids who play sports all year long. Would you rather take the kids to a Cats game on Saturday or go to the local YMCA and watch 6 year olds try to play football? I went to my niece's 6th grade B team basketball game a few years ago. The school had the audacity to charge me $2 to get in and the final score was something ridiculous like 9-4.

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #64 on: September 22, 2017, 11:21:41 AM »
I think this thread proves the dotard population on this blog is great.

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #65 on: September 22, 2017, 11:28:07 AM »
After the vandy game we ordered a pizza and watched the end of USC/TX  instead of going to the bars.
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #66 on: September 22, 2017, 11:37:24 AM »
mods, please change the thread title to marriage issues. tia.

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #67 on: September 22, 2017, 11:43:28 AM »
I love getting old.  I feel like I'm finally old enough for my personality.  Staying home, going to bed early, walking is considered exercise,  etc.  What a time to be alive.

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #68 on: September 22, 2017, 11:47:01 AM »
Plus bigger paychecks!

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #69 on: September 22, 2017, 11:54:50 AM »
Keep smoking in the backyard wacks. If you like having sex anyway.
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #70 on: September 22, 2017, 11:57:55 AM »
Like seriously, changing a dipper sounds like the worst thing ever. I have gag reflexes guys. Can I just push fast forward to where I make it play sports and live through it like my glory days.

OMG WHAT IF HE DOESN'T LIKE SPORTS?!!!!

I like sports, and I liked playing sports as a kid but for the life of me I can't imagine anything possibly being worse than having kids who play sports all year long. Would you rather take the kids to a Cats game on Saturday or go to the local YMCA and watch 6 year olds try to play football? I went to my niece's 6th grade B team basketball game a few years ago. The school had the audacity to charge me $2 to get in and the final score was something ridiculous like 9-4.
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #71 on: September 22, 2017, 11:59:06 AM »
After the vandy game we ordered a pizza and watched the end of USC/TX  instead of going to the bars.
this sounds a lot like our group after the game but substitute pizza with white castle. also I had never had white castle before that and the beastie boys and Harold and Kumar are full of crap. Even drunk that crap was nasty af

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #72 on: September 22, 2017, 11:59:36 AM »
When you get out of bed in the morning and your first 10 steps sound like someone is cracking their knuckles over and over again.
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #73 on: September 22, 2017, 12:40:30 PM »
When you get out of bed in the morning and your first 10 steps sound like someone is cracking their knuckles over and over again.

This. Also walking like a hunchback for the first 10 steps.
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #74 on: September 22, 2017, 12:44:35 PM »
I'm 32 and have none of these issues. Ts and Ps to you all.