Author Topic: Signs of getting old (Read 90344 times)

steve dave · « **Reply #250 on:** August 14, 2018, 09:54:49 AM »

damn

KST8FAN · « **Reply #251 on:** August 14, 2018, 10:20:37 PM »

Opening computer files at work and in the time it takes for them to open I forget why I have it open.

Tom

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IPA4Me · « **Reply #252 on:** August 15, 2018, 04:34:34 AM »

Time to upgrade the PC. Needs to open faster. ????

stunted · « **Reply #253 on:** August 15, 2018, 01:23:31 PM »

i've been hitting a lot of golf balls recently and every part of my upper body has some issues

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #254 on:** August 15, 2018, 02:08:29 PM »

Same, stunted.

IPA4Me · « **Reply #255 on:** September 14, 2018, 04:37:49 AM »

Bought some eye cream, guys. Can't handle the old man eyes. If this doesn't work, it's eye lift time.

meow meow · « **Reply #256 on:** September 14, 2018, 10:47:39 AM »

drinking on the course actually makes my game worse instead of better like it used to

sign of getting old? LRWTP anyway

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #257 on:** September 14, 2018, 10:50:07 AM »

Wow! Really? I didn't even know that was possible.

IPA4Me · « **Reply #258 on:** September 14, 2018, 11:02:01 AM »

Oh man. Gotta have some swing juice.

steve dave · « **Reply #259 on:** September 14, 2018, 11:04:39 AM »

I have a 5 year old and a 2 year old. i'm basically a great grandpa.

meow meow · « **Reply #260 on:** September 14, 2018, 11:10:28 AM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on September 14, 2018, 10:50:07 AM

Wow! Really? I didn't even know that was possible.

played last weekend for the first time in a year, shot a 40 on the front (would have been a 38 had i not went OB on one hole). started drinking beers on the back nine, shot a 47.

maybe not a big enough sample size, it won't deter me from LRWTP on some course beers in the future tho

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #261 on:** September 14, 2018, 11:15:01 AM »

Damn. Every time I played a tournament this summer I got Tiger Mode when I started pounding the sauce.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #262 on:** September 14, 2018, 12:28:22 PM »

I have absolutely no idea how good of a golfer I am sober

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #263 on:** September 14, 2018, 12:34:18 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 14, 2018, 09:41:06 AM

Quote from: WackyCat08 on August 14, 2018, 08:55:22 AM
Getting up in the middle of the night to piss like 3 times.

wacky, you should go to the MD

Wait, is this not normal?

wetwillie · « **Reply #264 on:** September 14, 2018, 12:41:51 PM »

Yo prostate is enlarged son

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #265 on:** September 14, 2018, 01:21:43 PM »

Wanna plan a meeting together, Saul?

8manpick · « **Reply #266 on:** September 14, 2018, 01:30:32 PM »

You guys gonna check each other's prostates?

mocat · « **Reply #267 on:** September 14, 2018, 01:38:28 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on September 14, 2018, 01:30:32 PM

You guys gonna check each other's prostates?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #268 on:** September 14, 2018, 01:39:14 PM »

pissclams · « **Reply #269 on:** September 14, 2018, 01:44:44 PM »

who here remembers when rusty didn't know about the taint push?

pissclams · « **Reply #270 on:** September 14, 2018, 01:45:34 PM »

i had a facial today at https://www.facialbarkc.com/

was great

CHONGS · « **Reply #271 on:** September 14, 2018, 03:07:56 PM »

Facial bark is new thing man

meow meow · « **Reply #272 on:** September 14, 2018, 03:14:36 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on September 14, 2018, 01:45:34 PM

i had a facial today at https://www.facialbarkc.com/

was great

never had, now i want one

pissclams · « **Reply #273 on:** September 14, 2018, 03:50:29 PM »

i'm sure i smelled like booze enjoyment so i felt bad for the girl but it was so good, A++ ebayer

DQ12 · « **Reply #274 on:** September 14, 2018, 03:53:28 PM »

I got the pstate checked a while back. Doctor said he'd wager my prostate was the biggest in the whole county!