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Signs of getting old
« on: September 22, 2017, 09:05:56 AM »
Mrs Wacky has an interview at 10 and wants to meet for lunch. She just said if she gets to our lunch spot too early, she might just run over to bed. bath. and beyond or over to home depot for some house supplies.  :frown:


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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2017, 09:06:30 AM »
Last night she started talking about baby names and we haven't even had sex in a week.  :frown:

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2017, 09:07:09 AM »
Welcome to marriage

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2017, 09:07:34 AM »
Yesterday she told me I couldn't smoke heaters in the backyard of our new place and to take that white trash down the street.  :frown:

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2017, 09:08:25 AM »
We're going to a 2 year olds birthday party this weekend. Shoot me. Like that thing even knows i'm there.

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2017, 09:09:37 AM »
WackyTheTank!

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2017, 09:11:39 AM »
I had to apologize yesterday for leaving one of my Popsicle wrappers on the coffee table, in my own goddamn house!

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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2017, 09:13:24 AM »
WackyTheTank!
So rough ridin' true. We're going shopping on Sunday because she doesn't think i'm a size 33 in jeans anymore.  :frown: But after the Chiefs game and I need to make sure and I need to weed whack the goddamn backyard at halftime.

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2017, 09:17:32 AM »
Yesterday she told me I couldn't smoke heaters in the backyard of our new place and to take that white trash down the street.  :frown:

Not able to burn heaters in your own yard?  GTFO, put your foot down on this issue man.

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2017, 09:19:20 AM »
Thinking every pain is death cancer aids

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« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2017, 09:19:38 AM »
Yesterday she told me I couldn't smoke heaters in the backyard of our new place and to take that white trash down the street.  :frown:

Not able to burn heaters in your own yard?  GTFO, put your foot down on this issue man.
To her credit. I got a lil pak'd Wednesday night (stressed) and left the back door open (like not wide open, cracked a bit). I did this to myself.

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2017, 09:20:43 AM »
Stockholm Syndrome

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2017, 09:20:49 AM »
Going to weddings of generations of the same family

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2017, 09:21:14 AM »
Thinking every pain is death cancer aids
It is tho

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2017, 09:21:19 AM »
More excited to buy a ring doorbell than Madden

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2017, 09:22:16 AM »
Thinking day drinking is better than 3am paking

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2017, 09:22:26 AM »
I didn't even know they still made Madden. <------ getting old
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« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2017, 09:23:23 AM »
Thinking day drinking is better than 3am paking
It is. I get to watch netflix and chill when I go home and go to bed at a reasonable time.  :shooturmouth:

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2017, 09:24:16 AM »
The Dr tells you there is nothing wrong with your knee, but you need a new hip.
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2017, 09:24:55 AM »
These are real life Phil things WC

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2017, 09:26:24 AM »
Having family come stay with you and thinking "crap, I've got to find the strength to stay awake past 10:00 tonight."
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2017, 09:29:30 AM »
These are real life Phil things WC
Oh, I know friend. I used to think day drinking was for the birds and now I love the eff out of it.

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2017, 09:33:18 AM »
Yesterday she told me I couldn't smoke heaters in the backyard of our new place and to take that white trash down the street.  :frown:

Not able to burn heaters in your own yard?  GTFO, put your foot down on this issue man.
To her credit. I got a lil pak'd Wednesday night (stressed) and left the back door open (like not wide open, cracked a bit). I did this to myself.

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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2017, 09:34:26 AM »
wacky, rethink this.
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Re: Signs of getting old
« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2017, 09:35:20 AM »