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Re: late night abc/nbc/cbs/ talk shows
« Reply #50 on: June 10, 2015, 11:05:34 AM »
and they just told him all about it like he was their priest or therapist or something.  rough ridin' opened up the flood gates.  goodness was that a great interview. 
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Re: late night abc/nbc/cbs/ talk shows
« Reply #51 on: June 10, 2015, 11:06:01 AM »
They're not there to see their old pal Jimmy/Conan/other Jimmy; they're there to plug their product. 

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Re: late night abc/nbc/cbs/ talk shows
« Reply #52 on: June 10, 2015, 11:06:57 AM »
most important attribute: the host has a great personality and you'd like to be his friend or the host is bitb at fellating his guests?

Daris:  i'll take the second one.

i mean what on earth?

seth doesn't fellate anyone but he does have the ability to hold a coherent conversation without covering his mouth and giggling like a seventh grade girl. i get why people (mainly forty year old soccer moms) like fallon, but his character (and it has to be one) has just grown a little stale for me.

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Re: late night abc/nbc/cbs/ talk shows
« Reply #53 on: June 10, 2015, 11:08:17 AM »
I could watch Fallon giggle like a school girl for like 3 hours. However, I do have 40 year old house wife tendencies.

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« Reply #54 on: June 10, 2015, 11:10:03 AM »
I could watch Fallon giggle like a school girl for like 3 hours. However, I do have 40 year old house wife tendencies.

people that don't like fallon having the best time doing whatever he's doing have a problem in their brains. 
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« Reply #55 on: June 10, 2015, 11:10:31 AM »
hey did you guys see that show that one time where fallon was talking and then he giggled a bunch and bit his lip and then got kind of flustered and embarrassed? no not that one. no not that one either. no it wasn't that one but yeah he did it a bunch on that one. no not that one either but yeah i remember that. nope. no. man i wish i could remember which specific show it was. nope. no. no but yeah that was a great show... 

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« Reply #56 on: June 10, 2015, 11:12:30 AM »
i think he really thinks it's funny.
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Re: late night abc/nbc/cbs/ talk shows
« Reply #57 on: June 10, 2015, 11:13:21 AM »
Late Night died when Kilborn quit.
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Re: late night abc/nbc/cbs/ talk shows
« Reply #58 on: June 10, 2015, 11:14:03 AM »
all this time i thought i was more of a fun hater than daris and looky here, it's rough ridin' daris after all.  it was always you rick.
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Re: late night abc/nbc/cbs/ talk shows
« Reply #59 on: June 10, 2015, 11:14:22 AM »
I could watch Fallon giggle like a school girl for like 3 hours. However, I do have 40 year old house wife tendencies.

people that don't like fallon having the best time doing whatever he's doing have a problem in their brains.

he's not having the best time ever, he's fake giggling and acting weird to save the moment because the moment needed saved. it's the cheapest trick in the comedians handbook and fallon uses it constantly and with impunity. now if that's your thing then knock yourself out, but leave those of us that aspire for slightly more than a whoopie cushion alone.

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« Reply #60 on: June 10, 2015, 11:15:00 AM »
i think he really thinks it's funny.

or at least i don't want to live in a world where that's not true.  and i won't and rick daris can't make me. 
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Re: late night abc/nbc/cbs/ talk shows
« Reply #61 on: June 10, 2015, 11:16:45 AM »
If loving fallon is wrong, then I don't wanna be right!

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« Reply #62 on: June 10, 2015, 11:23:45 AM »
I could watch Fallon giggle like a school girl for like 3 hours. However, I do have 40 year old house wife tendencies.

people that don't like fallon having the best time doing whatever he's doing have a problem in their brains.

he's not having the best time ever, he's fake giggling and acting weird to save the moment because the moment needed saved. it's the cheapest trick in the comedians handbook and fallon uses it constantly and with impunity. now if that's your thing then knock yourself out, but leave those of us that aspire for slightly more than a whoopie cushion alone.

jimmy or a jimmy surrogate has hurt you at some point in your life.  that much is clear.  i'm sorry for that.  you're really missing out and i hate to see it. 
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Re: late night abc/nbc/cbs/ talk shows
« Reply #63 on: June 10, 2015, 11:25:44 AM »
Fallon is following in Leno's footsteps of being shitty yet popular.

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« Reply #64 on: June 10, 2015, 11:27:20 AM »
I didn't realize how old Chum was until he stated he hated Entourage and Fallon. He's super out of touch and there's nothing wrong with that.

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Re: late night abc/nbc/cbs/ talk shows
« Reply #65 on: June 10, 2015, 11:27:49 AM »
jay leno is and was shitted in trash.  just THE worst.
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« Reply #66 on: June 10, 2015, 11:29:04 AM »
jay leno is and was shitted in trash.  just THE worst.
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Re: late night abc/nbc/cbs/ talk shows
« Reply #67 on: June 10, 2015, 11:29:06 AM »
Fallon is musically talented. He is funny. His guests like him.

Yeah, that is all horrible. I wish Andrew Dice Clay had a late night talk show.


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« Reply #68 on: June 10, 2015, 11:29:48 AM »
I think Daris has Fallon confused with Arsenio Hall. He was fake as hell.


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Re: late night abc/nbc/cbs/ talk shows
« Reply #69 on: June 10, 2015, 11:31:29 AM »
Was never a Leno fan. I just liked the segments where they interviewed people on the street and asked them basic question that we all should know; like "Who is the supreme governor of Meade?"


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« Reply #70 on: June 10, 2015, 11:31:36 AM »
I think Daris might be a little bit jealous that JT is obsessed with Fallon and will go on his show at anytime and collaborate.

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Re: late night abc/nbc/cbs/ talk shows
« Reply #71 on: June 10, 2015, 11:31:43 AM »
read a book before bed instead of watching any of that garbage and you'll probably be able to fall asleep easier then you can catch the good segments on youtube the next day without wasting precious minutes of your meaningless life with your peepers glued to the picture box turning your brain from lumpy gray oatmeal to melted useless sloppy ice cream.

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« Reply #72 on: June 10, 2015, 11:34:31 AM »
arsenio was terribly fake. 
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Re: late night abc/nbc/cbs/ talk shows
« Reply #73 on: June 10, 2015, 11:35:38 AM »
I wish Pete Holmes still had a show.

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« Reply #74 on: June 10, 2015, 11:35:56 AM »
read a book before bed instead of watching any of that garbage and you'll probably be able to fall asleep easier then you can catch the good segments on youtube the next day without wasting precious minutes of your meaningless life with your peepers glued to the picture box turning your brain from lumpy gray oatmeal to melted useless sloppy ice cream.

daris doesn't read unless he's on a plane.
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