Author Topic: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)  (Read 6316 times)

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You're not a real girl, Mrs. Gooch. You were created in made up land.

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these days

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Also, you're like the only girl on this board, so do the math. You're not a normal girl, you're the coolest girl, but not the median here.

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I always thought slyin phil was like late 40's
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Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

I think.you.are deep down.a.trans cowboy gravy eater.

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sarcasm, so hard for some these days

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Not sure why Wacky is so passionate about this. What's the deferens to you?

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 :lol: Phil always acts like he has all the answers on this board, i'm just here to tell him he air balled on this one.

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Like imagine meeting Megan Fox IRL (My girl) and the only thing keeping you away from sealing the deal with her is her  knowing you're non fertile (because you did it to yourself). OMG! :lol:

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Also, you're like the only girl on this board, so do the math. You're not a normal girl, you're the coolest girl, but not the median here.

He's coming for your fillie @Gooch

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wacks is way off track on this one.. makes no sense.. and never when slaying a fil does someone bring up if they are fertile or not

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Wacks, do you realize that you can have a vasectomy reversed?

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Well if you want to be with someone for the rest of your life, that seems like a common conversation you have. Phil isn't getting any younger.

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think part of wacks is jelly of phil's single, downtown, snip snip lifestyle

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he probably doesnt want to have kids  :dunno:
can still marry someone and not have kids

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Slyin phil rn

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Phil always acts like he has all the answers on this board, i'm just here to tell him he air balled on this one.
I feel bad I've given you this impression. My answers on this blog are v much BS and very targeted to very few things

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think part of wacks is jelly of phil's single, downtown, snip snip lifestyle
Lived it for about 6 years. Don't miss it. Happily married. Definitely not excited to be changing diapers tho. This blog is for advice and helping each other out. I just want to help my bud. I'm definitely jealous he doesn't have to deal with a kid tho. Just don't want that to ruin a potential future relationship.
« Last Edit: December 07, 2017, 10:39:27 AM by WackyCat08 »

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think part of wacks is jelly of phil's single, downtown, snip snip lifestyle
Lived it for about 6 years. Don't miss it. Happily married. Definitely not excited to be changing diapers tho. This blog is for advice and helping each other out. I just want to help my bud. I'm definitely jealous he doesn't have to deal with a kid tho. Just donj't want that to ruin a potential future relationship.
Thanks bud!

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case closed

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had one scheduled then my wife decided she'd just get an IUD instead.   :billdance:

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Get snipped man it's like 2 days of mild discomfort and a lifetime of shooting worry free loads
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

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Had a friend do all the research about the best guy to use...he was obsessed with only the best (he's single wacky!) So just followed his lead.

Dr Nangia at KU med if looking...he's a funny dude too.
« Last Edit: December 07, 2017, 05:59:57 PM by Phil Titola »

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sounds like you got tomasquawk chopped