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It is that time of year again...
« on: July 30, 2013, 04:06:25 PM »
Youth Football is just around the corner.  Any GoE'ers gonna help some kids with heads full of mush learn the fundamentals of the great sport of football?  And in the process turn their heads into concussed mush.  If so what grade and area are you coaching in?  Any stories of kids you are coaching who are future NFL stars, stupid loudmouth parents, crushing defeats, glorious victories etc.?


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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2013, 04:19:38 PM »
Annexation of Puerto Rico. I heard Icebox got into porn or something. Rick Moranis sings country music now too.

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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2013, 04:23:33 PM »
Annexation of Puerto Rico. I heard Icebox got into porn or something. Rick Moranis sings country music now too.

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No help at all, but thanks anyway AJ!!
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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2013, 04:35:20 PM »
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2014, 03:03:39 PM »
Hey you guys remember how last year Fedor Jr's football team was terrible because the head coach played his own son at QB and that kid was short and fat and slow and awful. Great News!! The team has moved up to middle school with different coaches employed by the school district and short, fat quarterback won't even sniff the backfield.  Also hearing rumblings that shorty and fatty will not be playing linebacker on defense.  Probably a solid decision since the only tackles he got credited with were when he was closest to the ball carrier if they happened to trip and fall down.
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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2014, 03:10:34 PM »
fedor, he's just a kid. jfc.

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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2014, 03:12:58 PM »
fedor, he's just a kid. jfc.
But the dad is a piece of crap tho, right?
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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2014, 03:13:42 PM »
you seem like a piece of crap that shouldn't be allowed to attend little kids sporting events tbh

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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2014, 03:14:16 PM »
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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2014, 03:15:01 PM »
you seem like a piece of crap that shouldn't be allowed to attend little kids sporting events tbh
I am very nice to all the kids.
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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2014, 03:15:27 PM »
Does Fedorjr have a little brother? Throw in an adorable story about the little brother and stop bitching about the coaches. There is your recipe for gE gold.


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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2014, 03:16:50 PM »
you seem like a piece of crap that shouldn't be allowed to attend little kids sporting events tbh
i can't wait for the SD posts when SD jr starts playing for the Northwest Sarppy County Lil' Blackshirts

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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2014, 03:17:15 PM »
Does Fedorjr have a little brother? Throw in an adorable story about the little brother and stop bitching about the coaches. There is your recipe for gE gold.


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I was one of the coaches, if you said anything against the coaches kid being QB he would pull your kid out of the game.
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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2014, 03:31:35 PM »
Does Fedorjr have a little brother? Throw in an adorable story about the little brother and stop bitching about the coaches. There is your recipe for gE gold.


Gonna win 'em all!
I was one of the coaches, if you said anything against the coaches kid being QB he would pull your kid out of the game.

Sounds like the guy I played Pop Warner for. He eventually called all of us pussies during a practice in 4th grade, so the majority of us left and started our own team the next season.

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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2014, 03:36:40 PM »
you seem like a piece of crap that shouldn't be allowed to attend little kids sporting events tbh
i can't wait for the SD posts when SD jr starts playing for the Northwest Sarppy County Lil' Blackshirts
Yes, get off your high horse until you start having to deal with these jackasses.
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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2014, 03:38:50 PM »
I think it's a good start that you are no longer involved in coaching these kids

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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2014, 03:41:32 PM »
I think it's a good start that you are no longer involved in coaching these kids
Another guy and I were the only positive role models they had on that field, they loved us.
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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2014, 04:10:06 PM »
Would everyone agree I would probably be the best youth football coach? I have a lot of really unusual ideas on the gridiron.
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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2014, 04:21:50 PM »
Would everyone agree I would probably be the best youth football coach? I have a lot of really unusual ideas on the gridiron.
I certainly would NOT agree. You would run a shoddy ship Cap'n AppleJack.  People would be cleared by the jib or mess up the placement of the jibboom.  You would probably misalign the spinnaker pole and tangle the stay mouse. 

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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2014, 04:28:25 PM »
Would everyone agree I would probably be the best youth football coach? I have a lot of really unusual ideas on the gridiron.
I certainly would NOT agree. You would run a shoddy ship Cap'n AppleJack.  People would be cleared by the jib or mess up the placement of the jibboom.  You would probably misalign the spinnaker pole and tangle the stay mouse.
I don't think there is any reason to go nautical on AJ.  I think his imagination would be an asset, but don't forget the fundamentals!
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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2014, 08:29:50 PM »
My oldest boy decided he didn't want to play this year.  Is going to run cross country instead.  One of his coaches was a huge douchebag last year which led to his decision.  He asked me about playing this year and I just gave him the Trim 3:16 advice.  He's a great athlete, but he has to want to play to enjoy it. 
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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2014, 09:36:17 PM »

My oldest boy decided he didn't want to play this year.  Is going to run cross country instead.  One of his coaches was a huge douchebag last year which led to his decision.  He asked me about playing this year and I just gave him the Trim 3:16 advice.  He's a great athlete, but he has to want to play to enjoy it.

You are a good Dad.

My son is not a great athlete.  I think I may have a thespian or a hard core gamer here.  I am cool with whatever.  In this day and age, those skills are probably better translated to career success in America than sports prowess.

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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2014, 09:37:58 PM »

My oldest boy decided he didn't want to play this year.  Is going to run cross country instead.  One of his coaches was a huge douchebag last year which led to his decision.  He asked me about playing this year and I just gave him the Trim 3:16 advice.  He's a great athlete, but he has to want to play to enjoy it.

You are a good Dad.

My son is not a great athlete.  I think I may have a thespian or a hard core gamer here.  I am cool with whatever.  In this day and age, those skills are probably better translated to career success in America than sports prowess.

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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2014, 09:51:57 PM »

My oldest boy decided he didn't want to play this year.  Is going to run cross country instead.  One of his coaches was a huge douchebag last year which led to his decision.  He asked me about playing this year and I just gave him the Trim 3:16 advice.  He's a great athlete, but he has to want to play to enjoy it.
That is the worst thing about shitty youth coaches that have ulterior motives.  Ruining the entire sport for a kid before they even have a chance to find out if they like it.  There was a number of kids who did not even want to play this year and every chance I could I told them that it would be completely different and to not give up on it.


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Re: It is that time of year again...
« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2014, 10:01:13 PM »

My oldest boy decided he didn't want to play this year.  Is going to run cross country instead.  One of his coaches was a huge douchebag last year which led to his decision.  He asked me about playing this year and I just gave him the Trim 3:16 advice.  He's a great athlete, but he has to want to play to enjoy it.
That is the worst thing about shitty youth coaches that have ulterior motives.  Ruining the entire sport for a kid before they even have a chance to find out if they like it.  There was a number of kids who did not even want to play this year and every chance I could I told them that it would be completely different and to not give up on it.


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He liked it....had played for 4+ years since 2nd grade.  Dumbass dude that tried to run Oregon offense with 5th graders and ate their ass when they couldn't pull off the motion offense ruined it for him and several others...... very disappointing for my son.
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