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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2013, 10:42:04 AM »
gonna be honest here, steve dave, when you started this thread i was a little bit concerned it wouldnt have anything funny but HOLY crap THERES A MOTORCYCLE IN SOMEONES OFFICE

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« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2013, 11:14:07 AM »
gonna be honest here, steve dave, when you started this thread i was a little bit concerned it wouldnt have anything funny but HOLY crap THERES A MOTORCYCLE IN SOMEONES OFFICE

I work at a pretty cool place.  Current shot of my office.  Who needs a chair when you can have a couch.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #27 on: May 30, 2013, 11:16:15 AM »
monitor  :sdeek:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #28 on: May 30, 2013, 11:16:27 AM »
gonna be honest here, steve dave, when you started this thread i was a little bit concerned it wouldnt have anything funny but HOLY crap THERES A MOTORCYCLE IN SOMEONES OFFICE

I work at a pretty cool place.  Current shot of my office.  Who needs a chair when you can have a couch.



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« Reply #29 on: May 30, 2013, 11:17:56 AM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #30 on: May 30, 2013, 11:18:30 AM »
gonna be honest here, steve dave, when you started this thread i was a little bit concerned it wouldnt have anything funny but HOLY crap THERES A MOTORCYCLE IN SOMEONES OFFICE

I work at a pretty cool place.  Current shot of my office.  Who needs a chair when you can have a couch.



:lol:

that's probably the only time I've been able to look as someone's workspace and have no rough ridin' clue what their job might be.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #31 on: May 30, 2013, 11:21:35 AM »
that's probably the only time I've been able to look as someone's workspace and have no rough ridin' clue what their job might be.

this would make a good thread

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #32 on: May 30, 2013, 11:24:14 AM »
that's probably the only time I've been able to look as someone's workspace and have no rough ridin' clue what their job might be.

this would make a good thread

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #33 on: May 30, 2013, 11:36:45 AM »
Hows the body building going, lopakman?
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #34 on: May 30, 2013, 11:38:01 AM »
Hows the body building going, lopakman?

He's got the frame for it, at least.


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« Reply #35 on: May 30, 2013, 11:51:03 AM »
Hows the body building going, lopakman?

He's got the frame for it, at least.


(he's pretty tall)

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #36 on: May 30, 2013, 11:54:15 AM »
The quasi sofa table makes it work. Nicely done.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #37 on: May 30, 2013, 12:06:17 PM »
Tin of Christmas popcorn that refills itself weekly, a sign over the coffee pot that was Terry Tate, office linebacker pointing at you screaming "YOU KILL THE JOE, YOU MAKE SOME MO'!" One of the guys in the office that's in the work fantasy league and won it last year has the legitly 2.5' tall trophy front and center on his desk, (it's also a traveling trophy in it's 8th year). Also we like peanuts in my part of the the office and the boss always keeps it stocked with peanut, and then he also treats that part of the office floor like it's Texas Roadhouse or something cause by the end of the day it's littered with peanut shells.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #38 on: May 30, 2013, 01:09:21 PM »
Hows the body building going, lopakman?

Not too bad.  I'm pretty happy with some of the gains I made over winter.  Actually considering entering an amateur competition for old guys!


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #39 on: May 30, 2013, 01:10:39 PM »
HOLY crap GIRAFFE

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #40 on: May 30, 2013, 01:11:59 PM »
Not really hilarious like a trophy or a couch, but it's kind of gross. A fellow coworker came up to me and told me he was in the bathroom and some dude went into the stall and stood next to him and jacked off. Like, to completion while my coworker was taking a crap in the next stall. I had some suspicions about who it was and then I was taking a crap and something kind of similar happened to me. It was the guy I suspected but I'm not sure he was jacking off. I'm guessing he has a medical condition, like a colonostomy bag or an open wound that he has to tend to? I heard paper tearing and maybe lotion being applied. I still got the hell out of there as quickly as I could. And yes it was the guy I suspected it was but I am not real sure how to proceed.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #41 on: May 30, 2013, 01:12:00 PM »
I think that little girl is drinking an RC cola?  :sdeek:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #42 on: May 30, 2013, 01:18:27 PM »
I think that little girl is drinking an RC cola?  :sdeek:

I think it was a Jolt or maybe apple juice.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #43 on: May 30, 2013, 01:19:43 PM »
I think that little girl is drinking an RC cola?  :sdeek:

I think it was a Jolt or maybe apple juice.
My mistake  :embarrassed:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #44 on: May 30, 2013, 01:21:47 PM »
Not really hilarious like a trophy or a couch, but it's kind of gross. A fellow coworker came up to me and told me he was in the bathroom and some dude went into the stall and stood next to him and jacked off. Like, to completion while my coworker was taking a crap in the next stall. I had some suspicions about who it was and then I was taking a crap and something kind of similar happened to me. It was the guy I suspected but I'm not sure he was jacking off. I'm guessing he has a medical condition, like a colonostomy bag or an open wound that he has to tend to? I heard paper tearing and maybe lotion being applied. I still got the hell out of there as quickly as I could. And yes it was the guy I suspected it was but I am not real sure how to proceed.

I would just roll with the assumption that it is a medical condition, because I would probably not be able to work there anymore if I went with the masturbation theory.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #45 on: May 30, 2013, 01:22:56 PM »
I think that little girl is drinking an RC cola?  :sdeek:

I think it was a Jolt or maybe apple juice.
My mistake  :embarrassed:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #46 on: May 30, 2013, 01:23:10 PM »
Not really hilarious like a trophy or a couch, but it's kind of gross. A fellow coworker came up to me and told me he was in the bathroom and some dude went into the stall and stood next to him and jacked off. Like, to completion while my coworker was taking a crap in the next stall. I had some suspicions about who it was and then I was taking a crap and something kind of similar happened to me. It was the guy I suspected but I'm not sure he was jacking off. I'm guessing he has a medical condition, like a colonostomy bag or an open wound that he has to tend to? I heard paper tearing and maybe lotion being applied. I still got the hell out of there as quickly as I could. And yes it was the guy I suspected it was but I am not real sure how to proceed.

I would just roll with the assumption that it is a medical condition, because I would probably not be able to work there anymore if I went with the masturbation theory.

that's the advice I gave my coworker.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #47 on: May 30, 2013, 01:23:49 PM »
I can't think of a single place in the world less sexy than my office bathroom stalls.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #48 on: May 30, 2013, 01:24:19 PM »
Not really hilarious like a trophy or a couch, but it's kind of gross. A fellow coworker came up to me and told me he was in the bathroom and some dude went into the stall and stood next to him and jacked off. Like, to completion while my coworker was taking a crap in the next stall. I had some suspicions about who it was and then I was taking a crap and something kind of similar happened to me. It was the guy I suspected but I'm not sure he was jacking off. I'm guessing he has a medical condition, like a colonostomy bag or an open wound that he has to tend to? I heard paper tearing and maybe lotion being applied. I still got the hell out of there as quickly as I could. And yes it was the guy I suspected it was but I am not real sure how to proceed.

I would just roll with the assumption that it is a medical condition, because I would probably not be able to work there anymore if I went with the masturbation theory.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #49 on: May 30, 2013, 01:25:28 PM »
Not really hilarious like a trophy or a couch, but it's kind of gross. A fellow coworker came up to me and told me he was in the bathroom and some dude went into the stall and stood next to him and jacked off. Like, to completion while my coworker was taking a crap in the next stall. I had some suspicions about who it was and then I was taking a crap and something kind of similar happened to me. It was the guy I suspected but I'm not sure he was jacking off. I'm guessing he has a medical condition, like a colonostomy bag or an open wound that he has to tend to? I heard paper tearing and maybe lotion being applied. I still got the hell out of there as quickly as I could. And yes it was the guy I suspected it was but I am not real sure how to proceed.

Did the two events happen in the same day? If so then probably not masturbation. I mean, who can jack off twice in one day in the office bathroom stall?