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Hilarious Things At Your Office
« on: May 30, 2013, 08:14:19 AM »
I'll start: box of chocolates with a huge balloon attached that says "I'm Sorry" delivered to office that sits on guards desk unclaimed all day.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2013, 08:16:25 AM »
a tin of christmas popcorn sitting on a table from 2011
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2013, 08:24:15 AM »
a tin of christmas popcorn sitting on a table from 2011

oh man, that crap would not fly at my office

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2013, 08:26:00 AM »
Unnamed, healthy employee who takes the elevator up to her floor every day.

It's a two story building.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2013, 08:31:16 AM »
somebody wrote "Pussy" in pencil under the "Eaton" decals on all the electrical boxes.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2013, 08:36:28 AM »
somebody wrote "Pussy" in pencil under the "Eaton" decals on all the electrical boxes.

lol. crap would not fly here.  :lol:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2013, 08:58:13 AM »
A very loud and exciting phone call expressing congratulations for using the bathroom. A very loud call rescheduling their toddler yoga class. (same person).

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2013, 09:00:27 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2013, 09:05:23 AM »
A very loud and exciting phone call expressing congratulations for using the bathroom. A very loud call rescheduling their toddler yoga class. (same person).
Toddler yoga? I think that needs to go in the San Francisco things thread
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2013, 09:09:58 AM »
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Fred Hoiberg would get sexually harrassed.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2013, 09:10:18 AM »
 :lol:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2013, 09:16:20 AM »
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PC really blurs the lines btwn perks and abuse.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2013, 09:18:38 AM »
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Probably how it is when you get all the Gentile women around Mormon men.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2013, 09:49:14 AM »
My boss has autographed Oscar de la Hoya gloves in his office.

Also there is this random empty 1 gallon Seagrams 7 bottle that has been in the corner of my office since before I worked here.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2013, 10:01:52 AM »
there are a set of keys (between 7-10 keys on ring) that have been sitting at the front desk for at least 2 years.  nobody knows who they belong to.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2013, 10:02:17 AM »
We have 2 bottles of Smirnoff Ice in our kitchen cabinet from the Christmas party 2 years ago.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2013, 10:15:28 AM »
Someone put this up on the inside of the toilet stalls in the men's latrine:





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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2013, 10:15:53 AM »
This motorcycle has been parked here for six years.  Doesn't run.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2013, 10:18:34 AM »
holy crap your guys' offices  :lol:  :thumbs:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2013, 10:19:51 AM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2013, 10:20:28 AM »
Someone put this up on the inside of the toilet stalls in the men's latrine:





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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2013, 10:23:48 AM »
This motorcycle has been parked here for six years.  Doesn't run.




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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2013, 10:24:03 AM »
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I'm glad they didn't have these at one of my old jobs...  May have scared the creepy old broad outta earning me a nice settlement.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2013, 10:24:58 AM »
I have a weird cat/monkey African statue or something in my office.  Was disturbing others at work so they thought it would be funny to put it in my office.  I have it on a table behind my desk that I never see and it just stares down anyone that enters my office.  Doesn't bother me at all

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2013, 10:31:23 AM »
gonna be honest here, steve dave, when you started this thread i was a little bit concerned it wouldnt have anything funny but HOLY crap THERES A MOTORCYCLE IN SOMEONES OFFICE
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.