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Who should go to Mars?
« on: May 10, 2013, 12:18:27 PM »
http://science.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/07/18108809-78000-apply-to-leave-earth-forever-to-live-on-mars

For some reason I thought Asava might be up for life on the red planet. Not sure why exactly.


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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2013, 12:29:03 PM »
china


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2013, 12:31:48 PM »
if i didn't have a family, i would definitely have signed up for that.

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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2013, 12:35:23 PM »
are any hot chicks going?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2013, 12:36:54 PM »
are any hot chicks going?

Def not.  I mean, hot chicks have it made here.  no reason to go to Mars.  Mars will be full of insufferable nerds and uggos.  That said, someone should def go and get one of those helmet cam things.

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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2013, 12:37:33 PM »

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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2013, 12:41:29 PM »
are any hot chicks going?

Def not.  I mean, hot chicks have it made here.  no reason to go to Mars.  Mars will be full of insufferable nerds and uggos.  That said, someone should def go and get one of those helmet cam things.

yeah kind of sounds like a sausage fest. im out.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2013, 12:42:52 PM »
are any hot chicks going?

Def not.  I mean, hot chicks have it made here.  no reason to go to Mars.  Mars will be full of insufferable nerds and uggos.  That said, someone should def go and get one of those helmet cam things.

There will be nerd hot chicks.  Just need to let their hair down and get some contacts and boom!

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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2013, 12:45:44 PM »
Its like some of you have never even seen Bio Dome.

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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2013, 12:50:09 PM »
I say we send Screech.

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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2013, 12:54:53 PM »
are any hot chicks going?

Def not.  I mean, hot chicks have it made here.  no reason to go to Mars.  Mars will be full of insufferable nerds and uggos.  That said, someone should def go and get one of those helmet cam things.

yeah kind of sounds like a sausage fest. im out.

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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2013, 12:56:44 PM »
are any hot chicks going?

Def not.  I mean, hot chicks have it made here.  no reason to go to Mars.  Mars will be full of insufferable nerds and uggos.  That said, someone should def go and get one of those helmet cam things.

There will be nerd hot chicks.  Just need to let their hair down and get some contacts and boom!

RomCom hot nerds are an urban legend with no basis in truth and def no real life sightings.  Similar to Sasquatch.

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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2013, 01:00:14 PM »
are any hot chicks going?

Def not.  I mean, hot chicks have it made here.  no reason to go to Mars.  Mars will be full of insufferable nerds and uggos.  That said, someone should def go and get one of those helmet cam things.

There will be nerd hot chicks.  Just need to let their hair down and get some contacts and boom!

RomCom hot nerds are an urban legend with no basis in truth and def no real life sightings.  Similar to Sasquatch.

[Sidenote to CNS] Look man, I know they are an urban legend.  You know they are an urban legend.  The point of this: Send WackyCat to Mars.  If you aren't excited about that possibility, I can't help you

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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2013, 01:04:00 PM »
You have to train for seven years and then you still might not get picked. No thanks.

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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2013, 01:06:02 PM »
You have to train for seven years and then you still might not get picked. No thanks.

thanks, mrs. buzzkill
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2013, 01:13:45 PM »
How boring would that be? 4 ppl to hang out with? You'd end up killing one another.

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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2013, 01:18:10 PM »
How boring would that be? 4 ppl to hang out with? You'd end up killing one another.

Also, living in something the size of my master bath with those same 4 ppl.  Also, you know that at least 2 of those other 4(lol, more like 4, amirite?) are going to be insufferable nerds that want to talk to you about their Level 9 wizard character in Dungeons and Dragons.

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Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2013, 01:29:43 PM »
real world: mars

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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2013, 11:22:18 PM »

Fitz.

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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2013, 10:26:09 AM »
will watch

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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2013, 10:37:16 AM »
1. oscar Weber
2. Frank Martin
3. Sarah Palin
4. Donald Trump

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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2013, 09:11:38 PM »
I can only imagine the anticipation of waiting for the 4 new people to show up every year. It would be like a human trafficker's christmas.

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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2013, 10:10:42 PM »
smell ya later losers

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Re: Who should go to Mars?
« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2015, 03:36:55 PM »
Is anyone talking about the fact that they found evidence of liquid water on Mars?