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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #75 on: December 21, 2015, 05:50:34 PM »

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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #76 on: December 21, 2015, 07:08:10 PM »
That is awful. The article refers to the person as a grounds keeper. This isn't Caddy Shack.

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« Reply #77 on: February 01, 2016, 02:23:11 PM »
Driver runs over himself during Topeka police chase

http://1350kman.com/driver-runs-over-himself-during-topeka-police-chase/

The story is very meh, but the headline  :love:

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« Reply #78 on: February 03, 2016, 11:59:05 AM »
PUDDLE OF MUDD Frontman Accuses Audience Member Of Stealing His House, Walks Off Stage

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« Reply #80 on: July 18, 2016, 12:53:58 PM »
Man stole human brain, named it Freddy and used it to get high, police say

http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article90283412.html

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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #81 on: July 18, 2016, 03:46:21 PM »
Man Tries To Rob Bank With Toy Gun… Promptly Shot In The Face With A Real Gun…


http://weaselzippers.us/2013/03/04/man-tries-to-rob-bank-with-toy-gun-promptly-shot-in-the-face-with-a-real-gun/
The funniest thing is this is my brother in law.

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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #82 on: May 14, 2018, 02:45:12 PM »
Pratt, KS paper (submitted by sd mom via text message)

 


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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #83 on: May 15, 2018, 08:57:26 AM »
I bet it was awful