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Offline Bloodfart

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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #25 on: February 07, 2013, 04:24:38 PM »
Quote from: MakeItRain on February 07, 2013, 03:46:08 PM
Quote from: Bloodfart on February 07, 2013, 03:03:52 PM
http://www.kansas.com/2013/02/07/2666600/fires-set-in-several-downtown.html

http://www.kfdi.com/news/local/190164401.html

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Were these headlines changed or unfunny. Also future reference, either put the actual headline in your posts or provide a screen shot.

I admit the headlines aren't funny by their own merit.  It is quite the coincidence this event coincided same nigh KU ignited an enormous dumpster fire.  I figured someone might make the connection.   :dunno:
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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2013, 08:54:21 AM »
Man Tries To Rob Bank With Toy Gun… Promptly Shot In The Face With A Real Gun…


http://weaselzippers.us/2013/03/04/man-tries-to-rob-bank-with-toy-gun-promptly-shot-in-the-face-with-a-real-gun/
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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2013, 09:01:03 AM »
Quote from: Unruly on March 05, 2013, 08:54:21 AM
Man Tries To Rob Bank With Toy Gun… Promptly Shot In The Face With A Real Gun…


http://weaselzippers.us/2013/03/04/man-tries-to-rob-bank-with-toy-gun-promptly-shot-in-the-face-with-a-real-gun/

The comments are  :sdeek:

With that black mask on, Oliva looked like he could have been Obozo's son.

The perp should have ended up Trayvoning

Love the 4" Smith, have a pair of them and they are by far, the favorites of my collection! This had to be a bad load or he was off by just a hair, like a grazing would, because either of mine would have blown dudes face off and left it smeared across the wall! That dumbass walked away is something...a .357 is no joke!

If Omonkey had another son...............You know the rest

That's some funny shiite. obama's people

Now the bank will have to pay for a new "grille" for the perp after denying him his "rights" . . .

He's black,,,, Obama will come to his defense and call the teller a racist, and demand action against the teller.

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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2013, 11:10:41 AM »
Circus elephant injured in drive-by shooting.


http://www.wtva.com/news/local/story/Circus-elephant-injured-in-drive-by-shooting/UU_ge3f9d0e6VryBal8C_w.cspx



This is why we can't have nice things here.
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« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2013, 11:23:37 AM »
Quote from: Unruly on April 10, 2013, 11:10:41 AM
Circus elephant injured in drive-by shooting.


http://www.wtva.com/news/local/story/Circus-elephant-injured-in-drive-by-shooting/UU_ge3f9d0e6VryBal8C_w.cspx



This is why we can't have nice things here.

was laughing the entire thread until now :(
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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2013, 10:53:28 AM »
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Re: Best headlines of all time
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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2013, 06:16:03 PM »
Big rig carrying fruit crashes on 210 Freeway, creates jam


http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-big-rig-crash-20130520,0,2642136.story
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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #33 on: May 22, 2013, 10:03:51 PM »
AUTHORITIES PURSUE MAN RUNNING WITH SCISSORS


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« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2013, 10:07:33 PM »
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Re: Best headlines of all time
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« Reply #38 on: June 20, 2013, 09:36:55 AM »
IF Man Arrested for Battery Following Fight Involving Nipple Ring Pull and a Knife

http://www.kpvi.com/content/news/local/story/IF-Man-Arrested-for-Battery-Following-Fight/aJHArDTGV0ys4XybEdwv-Q.cspx
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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #39 on: July 05, 2013, 01:07:06 PM »
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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2013, 04:34:15 PM »
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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #41 on: July 24, 2013, 04:53:51 PM »
Stolen from the pit:


Wayward skydiver kicks Missouri team's shortstop in the face, ending his season

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/07/24/4364394/wayward-skydiver-kicks-shortstop.html#storylink=cpy
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Re: Best headlines of all time
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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #43 on: July 24, 2013, 07:10:33 PM »
Got an e-mail at work with a crap load of these, don't really want to post them all, tho.

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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #44 on: July 24, 2013, 07:12:21 PM »
none of them are actually that funny.. maybe i'll stop

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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #45 on: July 25, 2013, 01:13:52 PM »
not a headline, but from the Greeley newspaper.. i'll just leave this here

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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #46 on: December 04, 2013, 11:55:28 AM »
Figure we should fire up the Funny News Stories thread for this one.


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Topless victim chases peeping tom through Lenexa store: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/12/04/4668482/topless-victim-chases-peeping.html …
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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #47 on: December 04, 2013, 12:23:32 PM »
Quote from: EMAWmeister on December 04, 2013, 11:55:28 AM
Figure we should fire up the Funny News Stories thread for this one.


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Topless victim chases peeping tom through Lenexa store: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/12/04/4668482/topless-victim-chases-peeping.html …

That mug shot....  :ROFL:
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Re: Best headlines of all time
« Reply #48 on: December 04, 2013, 05:36:16 PM »
Quote from: TownieCat on December 04, 2013, 12:23:32 PM
Quote from: EMAWmeister on December 04, 2013, 11:55:28 AM
Figure we should fire up the Funny News Stories thread for this one.


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Topless victim chases peeping tom through Lenexa store: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/12/04/4668482/topless-victim-chases-peeping.html …

That mug shot....  :ROFL:

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« Reply #49 on: February 07, 2014, 03:30:27 PM »
McGruff The Crime Dog actor jailed for possessing 1,000 pot plants and a grenade launcher


http://www.avclub.com/article/mcgruff-the-crime-dog-actor-jailed-for-possessing-107606
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