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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5300 on: July 10, 2014, 09:30:17 AM »
Quote from: 'taterblast on July 09, 2014, 10:51:03 AM
at one point i stopped posting about her because i thought she was reading the board. like i have no idea why she would ever find/read the board but she asked me at one point "do you just think of me as "tinder girl?"" and my first thought was gE so it scared me.

Could have something to do with the fact that you tried to introduce her to me as tinder girl in Westport that weekend I was visiting Meister.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5301 on: July 10, 2014, 09:33:14 AM »
Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 09, 2014, 01:18:04 PM
"Nobody is my bitch, bitch!"- Bear

That's not Bear.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5302 on: July 10, 2014, 09:35:35 AM »
Quote from: Metalhead on July 10, 2014, 09:30:17 AM
Quote from: 'taterblast on July 09, 2014, 10:51:03 AM
at one point i stopped posting about her because i thought she was reading the board. like i have no idea why she would ever find/read the board but she asked me at one point "do you just think of me as "tinder girl?"" and my first thought was gE so it scared me.

Could have something to do with the fact that you tried to introduce her to me as tinder girl in Westport that weekend I was visiting Meister.

oh, crap
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5303 on: July 10, 2014, 09:58:17 AM »
Quote from: 'taterblast on July 10, 2014, 09:35:35 AM
Quote from: Metalhead on July 10, 2014, 09:30:17 AM
Quote from: 'taterblast on July 09, 2014, 10:51:03 AM
at one point i stopped posting about her because i thought she was reading the board. like i have no idea why she would ever find/read the board but she asked me at one point "do you just think of me as "tinder girl?"" and my first thought was gE so it scared me.

Could have something to do with the fact that you tried to introduce her to me as tinder girl in Westport that weekend I was visiting Meister.

oh, crap
same with me at the falloon.  i didn't even know who tinder girl was.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5304 on: July 10, 2014, 10:11:15 AM »
Quote from: Metalhead on July 10, 2014, 09:33:14 AM
Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 09, 2014, 01:18:04 PM
"Nobody is my bitch, bitch!"- Bear

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Oh, but it is. Ask 'Clams!
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5305 on: July 10, 2014, 10:14:13 AM »
'blast :lol:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5306 on: July 10, 2014, 10:23:31 AM »
Quote from: 'taterblast on July 10, 2014, 09:35:35 AM
Quote from: Metalhead on July 10, 2014, 09:30:17 AM
Quote from: 'taterblast on July 09, 2014, 10:51:03 AM
at one point i stopped posting about her because i thought she was reading the board. like i have no idea why she would ever find/read the board but she asked me at one point "do you just think of me as "tinder girl?"" and my first thought was gE so it scared me.

Could have something to do with the fact that you tried to introduce her to me as tinder girl in Westport that weekend I was visiting Meister.

oh, crap

Well, we did formal introductions first, but the timing of the "that's tinder girl" was a little too quick.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5307 on: July 12, 2014, 09:15:53 PM »
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on July 09, 2014, 04:26:50 PM
Quote from: j-dub on July 09, 2014, 04:23:39 PM
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on July 09, 2014, 04:20:05 PM
I'd maybe wait a few more dates before I let in her in on your oscar love. Just some good bud advice.

way too late for that  :D

Are you just like "Hi I'm J-dub, nice to meet you, oscar is my favorite" when you meet a woman?

actual quote from shakes last night - "you kinda want to marry oscar huh?"  :lol:
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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5308 on: July 12, 2014, 10:17:57 PM »
got 32% on that bitch quiz thing

also found out today i have a cute neighbor from across the hall :surprised:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5309 on: July 12, 2014, 10:29:23 PM »
Quote from: 42 on July 12, 2014, 10:17:57 PM
got 32% on that bitch quiz thing

also found out today i have a cute neighbor from across the hall :surprised:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5310 on: July 13, 2014, 12:08:04 AM »
Quote from: j-dub on July 12, 2014, 09:15:53 PM
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on July 09, 2014, 04:26:50 PM
Quote from: j-dub on July 09, 2014, 04:23:39 PM
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on July 09, 2014, 04:20:05 PM
I'd maybe wait a few more dates before I let in her in on your oscar love. Just some good bud advice.

way too late for that  :D

Are you just like "Hi I'm J-dub, nice to meet you, oscar is my favorite" when you meet a woman?

actual quote from shakes last night - "you kinda want to marry oscar huh?"  :lol:

 :lol:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5311 on: July 17, 2014, 12:34:52 AM »
i predict this in my immediate future

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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5312 on: July 17, 2014, 12:36:37 AM »
Man, that's too bad. 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5313 on: July 17, 2014, 12:38:45 AM »
all the warning signs are going off. i'm just waiting for the final bomb to drop.  :popcorn:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5314 on: July 17, 2014, 10:11:07 AM »
Quote from: j-dub on July 17, 2014, 12:38:45 AM
all the warning signs are going off. i'm just waiting for the final bomb to drop.  :popcorn:
Start a betting pool on here so that when she breaks up with you on Sunday, July 27th, you can say, "that's too bad, but at least my bud 8mp won $120. I bet he'll buy me a beer with some of his winnings."
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5315 on: July 17, 2014, 10:12:10 AM »
Quote from: j-dub on July 17, 2014, 12:38:45 AM
all the warning signs are going off. i'm just waiting for the final bomb to drop.  :popcorn:

You went all in too quickly, didn't you?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5316 on: July 17, 2014, 10:13:08 AM »
Did you do the tongue tornado thing?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5317 on: July 17, 2014, 10:14:55 AM »
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on July 17, 2014, 10:12:10 AM
Quote from: j-dub on July 17, 2014, 12:38:45 AM
all the warning signs are going off. i'm just waiting for the final bomb to drop.  :popcorn:

You went all in too quickly, didn't you?

no, you heartless bad person
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5318 on: July 17, 2014, 10:15:54 AM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5319 on: July 17, 2014, 10:16:01 AM »
she doesn't do preventive maintenance on her car?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5320 on: July 17, 2014, 10:16:15 AM »
she must be allergic to adorableness and also back sweat
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5321 on: July 17, 2014, 10:16:35 AM »
Quote from: 8manpick on July 17, 2014, 10:11:07 AM
Quote from: j-dub on July 17, 2014, 12:38:45 AM
all the warning signs are going off. i'm just waiting for the final bomb to drop.  :popcorn:
Start a betting pool on here so that when she breaks up with you on Sunday, July 27th, you can say, "that's too bad, but at least my bud 8mp won $120. I bet he'll buy me a beer with some of his winnings."

you better move up that arrival date if you wanna win some cash
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5322 on: July 17, 2014, 10:17:18 AM »
Quote from: mocat on July 17, 2014, 10:16:15 AM
she must be allergic to adorableness and also back sweat

jeez
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5323 on: July 17, 2014, 10:17:58 AM »
Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 17, 2014, 10:13:08 AM
Did you do the tongue tornado thing?

ummm wut (katdaddy no! i assume  :dunno:)
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5324 on: July 17, 2014, 10:18:28 AM »
not now mocat.
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